Got past the cutest LMR and then didn't fuck!

Had hilarious and cutest LMR from the japanese girl

Ok so she comes over, I make us tea with the new expensive organic honey I bought (couldn’t even taste it!) and make her a sandwich. We laugh a lot. This girl makes me laugh! I keep doing these really fun jokes/pranks with her, some of which are worth noting:

When she gets off the bus: she stands there and looks at me, I don’t move. When she takes a step towards me I take a step back, mirroring her. I keep doing this every time she gets near. She’s laughing but annoyed at the same time. Finally I relent and she comes over and I give her a hug.

Then in the kitchen, I made the tea, and the I took the hot tea bag and put it on her hand, just for a split second. She freaks out like “Aaah it’s hot!” but I’d already thrown it in the bin. She’s yelling at me “are you crazy?! What are you doing!”

This stuff is great. Especially when the girl is really fun. It’s just my natural thing but as I was doing it I was thinking this would really work for other guys as well, so I thought I’d mention it.

So, we muck around on my laptop. We discover the cute Japanese messages I’ve been sending are not making sense to her because the translator website I was using was completely old (using old Japanese nobody uses!) …. Eventually I start on the massage and it’s a real challenge getting her naked! She didn’t even wanna take her top off at the start so I just did what I could reach, then that came off. The bra took ages. I actually undid it for the massage then put it back on before I turned her over. Then kissed her front, then just took it off forcefully and started kissing her while molesting her breasts…then I went to town on her (fantastic) boobs and it was great. After that it went quite fast, but still some resistance…. I’d try touch her in her special place but she’d smack my hand away. She had the cutest LMR lines ever… here’s some of them (Try and imagine in her cute Japanese accent)

“what are you doing!?”

“are you crazy!!”

“don’t touch me there!”

“you’re a bad boy!”

“you could get in trouble!”

“I’m going to tell the police!”

at once point I was just ignoring her protests…. She said “can you hear me?” I say “yeah” she says “ok because sometimes my English not so good, so if you don’t understand you say” … I say “I understand!” and kept going. Hehe


Eventually I got her naked and fingered her. She was into it but no orgasm ;( … She touched me up a little too, but I wasn’t that horny. She was pretty passive, and I didn’t have a big hard on so I didn’t sleep with her. (this was 2 days after the Korean girl)… maybe I need Viagra?? This was like one of the hottest girls I’ve had in my bed and I didn’t do it! Aaah!!! I’m old!! Waah!!

Hopefully next time. Maybe there won’t be one now….ugh….

This should be an LR! Whatever I could have banged her if my penis followed orders, so... i blame my penis. who's side is that little fucker on anyway? (I SAY little....) :P