Monday, 31 March 2008
it was great. the PC excersises must be working because i almost came so many times but was in full control. wow! just fucking and fucking and fucking!! i think it must have been like an hour of sex
wake up 5am, fuck some more...
then slept till 2pm! yay!
weird thing happened though, i ran into her at this club i went to on monday. i didn't even want to go out but jeans joe, a german pua who was staying with us wanted to go out and i thought i would show him a good time. he comes up to me and says "i think your FB is here!" and i said "yea i though i saw her earlier!!"
there were hot girls everywhere as well! fuuuuuuuck!!!!
well i though i'd just be discreet and shit
turns out my FB was being very friendly with joe, getting him to dance with her, taking pics with him, and even got him a drink! oh, she kept moving him around the club and then saying "wait here!" then coming back.... now i didn't see any of this, he told me after
i saw her chatting with her at one point, and he looked like he was gaming her. i'm like "are you gaming my girl?"and he's like "she's gaming me!"
she denies buying him a drink...she said she was just being "friendly"
it seemed she was being over friendly - was she trying to instigate a "jealousy plotline?"
when i asked her she was doing all these canned lines "i don't like him, i like you"
" i just want you" etc etc
i've only met up with her 3 times! did she setup him talking to her, so i'd see it, so i'd get jealous, etc etc so she could escalate the relationship!?
this is some weird/needy shit ... i know she likes me but it's waaaaaaaaay to early for any of that!
i'm freezing her out for a week, then we'll see what happens....
Friday, 28 March 2008
that's good shit!! i've had a bit of anal play before but not that much. woooooo EEEE !!!
i still managed not to blow. just. i was planning on not fucking her because i'm planning on banging the bartender really good but i got very excited, slipped on this one random condom i had and had a short session (maybe 10 mins)... had an internal orgasm but had to stop. i hate that. went limp like i had ejaculated but i hadn't! maybe i ejaculated internally, hopefully not...
for a straight guy i really do like having shit up my ass
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Monday, 24 March 2008
Sunday, 23 March 2008
It’s been a crazy few fucking days
In the last 5 days I’ve had 3 girls in my bed, and, amazingly, I hadn’t fucked any of them. WHAT!!
Yea yea, tell me about it
Picked up this fucking gorgeous 20 year old on the street in hoxton like 5 days ago… We meet up, we get along well. I get her back… this girl has the tightest body I’ve ever seen or laid my hands on. She’s TINY with like the absolutely tighest – it’s the definition of tight. Not fat, nothing. Just BAM! Unreal. She was actually shy about her body. I was like “I am going to show you what I think of your body” and I threw her on the bed and just went to TOWN on her abs. if you don’t know about me, I have an ab fetish. I just fucking love a nice little stomach. Even if a chick doesn’t have much of a rack, hey, if she has a tight little body otherwise I can see past that…. So … I was working my way to do one of my massages .. but around 10 she looked at the time and had to run off to meet her mate. I was meant to see her 2 days after (2 days ago) but she calls up all crying about her ex and how it’s really over, blah blah her only real love) and she’s in bad shape and it wouldn’t be fair to me, she really likes me, blah blah. I did the nice thing and said “yea I like you too and I understand, give me a call if you want to hang out”
Part of me thinks I should have said “bitch, come over and I’ll make you completely forget about him – you know I will” … or “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else) hehe but I didn’t … just sent her a sweet text wishing her well so we’ll see what happens.
I think this is a perfect example of my new rule being “if you can’t fuck them on the night, don’t escalate” .. because I’ve gotten fresh with her and not closed the deal, now she may feel weird meeting up because she knows I’m likely to try sleep with her, which she’s not “ready for” … however had I just chatted and had fun and not done anything, it would have been easy to meet up and then get her into bed. No matter
So, the bartender from (major
I put my hand on her and she says “I’m nervous!”
I say “why! I not gonna hurt you…” (tony
“because we’re going to do this!”
well we got pretty naked. Man this one has a fucking amazing body as well. Like, skin so soft, great belly, perky little boobs. I taught to give me head the way I like. She’s a fast learner
she’s on her period and doesn’t let me take her panties off. I try and try and she hold’s her frame! She’s all “it’s gross! Stay away!”
I’m like “bitch I’m goin to lick your clit. Relax!!” .. EVENTUALLy she says “ok but I wanred you”
So I go to town. I haven’t seen my chiro in a while and my jaw was coming out of place, it was a bit painfull and makin clickin sounds. As one point I laughed, because I had one hand on her tight stomach, kina pulling the clit up a bit as well (probably just psychological) … then, my left hand was actually pushing the left jaw bone in to stop it from hurting. It was like out of a comedy film. She told me she’s never had an orgasm from oral before. Well I got her pretty close. She’s start shaking and everytime she’d start laughing… I’m like “what’s so funny bitch!” and she’s like “I’ve never felt that before!!” so eventually she said “I can’t take it anymore!!” and I stopped. Man it was puddles around and shit. Yea after she left, then I was supposed to see the other super body girl, when she cancelled. Then I got a text from the Japanese girl I’m dating. She’s finally better and wants to see me soon. We say maybe on Sunday
I had gotten a text from a text on Friday from the
Then later than night the Japanese girl texts (Actually during the date) that she may call me later. I call her and she says she still out with friend but she’ll call me later. She calls later and in her cute way asks, withouth asking … to come over. She’s like “I’m in west end…so…uh…” I say “so you want to come over and say hi?” and she says “yea!” … I think ok this is it. Finally I’m going to lay this hot Japanese girl. This has got to be it right? well we watch some SP, and then when it’s bed time, I start taking her sweater off and she stops with the dress and says “you have to promise not to make me naked, or I’ll leave and not see you again!!” … WOW!! A SEX DESTROYER LINE!! NICE!!
What the fuck do you say to that? (I’d used my massage escalation to get her naked and fingered her the time before)
FUCKING SHIT FUCK
So I let her sleep. She texts me the next day thanking me for keeping my promise. I’ve yet to reply. This girl is impossible. I have to get into her pants, I’ve seen her like 4 times!!! This is unheard of!! This is stupid. Really stupid… or then again maybe I’m used to getting girls naked quick because of PUA and when I meet one that proceeds at a “normal” pace it seems way too slow? PUA has fucked up my “lay expectations” I suppose. Ah well… maybe next time if I don’t lay her I’ll just do a freeze out… just say “I like you and I need sex. If you don’t give me sex, I can’t see you again!” no that seems wrong. That’s completely fucked.
Hey – she's here!! i'm definately getting some right NOW!!
that was a lot of shit.
I have to start writing blogs every day. There’s too much to remember. Fuck it.
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Spearmint rhino – Stripper game!!
Ok, met dunners, earl grey, gameboy, and their mate to hit up spearmint rhino’s. Bouncer was like “where did you hear it’s free for a month?” and I’m like “uh, we just heard from our mate” and he’s like “where did you hear, exactly?” … so gameboy goes for his phone so call someone to ask. I start making friendly with the bouncer. I was offering to give him a hand massage. I hugged him in the end and he was like “it’s fine guys, but the phone down…
The chick on the door was hot. I tell her “sweetie, you’re just setting us up for disappointment looking so hot before we go down there”
She says “the girls are hotter down there” … I say “we’ll see.. I’ll be back for you ;) “
In retrospect she was hotter than any of the girls down there, and I forgot to go back for her L
Anyways, we go in. I don’t even bother with water, although we go to the bar with intention of getting some. We chode crystal for a moment around the bar. Yay. I let a fart rip and we move away from it. One of the bouncers/employees gives us a bollocking for it “did one of you guys fart?” and I’m like “one of us did but we’re never tell who” and he’s like “this is a classy joint, lads”
HE GAVES US SHIT FOR PASSING GAS. It IS a classy joint!!
Anywyas, afer than I’m like “fuck this guys let’s do some stripper game!!”
I just start opening/getting opened. It’s great actually, you can stand around and they come up to you! Get into a long chat with this one dancer (HB8.5) who was pretty chill. He friend asked me if I wanted a dance, I just made fun of her “omg!! are u always so forward – don’t you want to get to know me first??” and she floated off. The cool one didn’t even TRY offer me one. I just talked to her about what she used to to before, how she got into it. Just normal stuff, with me being my usual self. Eventually I told her she was like awesome and lots of the chicks were fucked up and not cool and she was like “yea I’m one of the cool ones, hehe!” … so… I told her she has to come party with me and bring out all her sexy friends and she was like “fuck yea” so I got her facebook… have adder just now
Next one, Russian girl. She tries to get me for a lapdance. I just re-frame and take the piss. “you’re so demanding!! God are you like that with your boyfriend?? HEY!! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. GET ON THE BED. PUT IT IN MY BUM-BUM … that’s not sexy, babe.
After that she didn’t mention the lapdance again. We have a nice long chat while sitting down. I though we were in rapport and out of her hustle mode – then the waitress comes round and asks if I want to get her a drink (HOLD THE FRAME!!)
“I think we’re ok for the next 5 mins, we’ll see later”
Keep chatting. Ah, she speaks Russian. So I’m gaming her in Russian. Eventually she’s qualifying herself to me and shit. I tell her she should come party with me, I can hook her up to get into some nice clubs and shit. Was making her laugh a lot… she’s like “you have to take my number!! we’re gonna be friends!!” so I memorise it. (can’t be seen getting it) she says “text me – I’ll check my phone to make sure I gave u the right number!!” … few minutes later the waitress came around again for drinks and the Russian just waved her away.. muahah ;)
She came back to me later and was chatting – I got the vibe she was ready to come home with me. She asked me wherabouts I live, just after I asked her how late she stays awake. I got a close look and her face was just a 7 maybe, body pretty good. I didn’t really want to fuck her bad enough to ditch the guys so I let it go. She texted me a little while after we left the club confirming she’s gotten the text J
Ok there were a bunch of other girls that went nowhere. Some were annoying and constantly asking “do you want a lapdance?” .. this one black girl … I opened her with “why are you shiny? Is that sweat or like a coat of something?” and she’s just reply “do you want a lapdance?” … I kept trying but she wasn’t having any of it. Her friends were in fucking hysterics at my antics and negs and shit. They weren’t hot unfortunately, not even remotely. One girl was really funny.. but just KEPT goin back to the lapdance. I tried to get her details to come out and she was like “yea I’ll come back to you” and she was off
Anywho, one girl Gameboy introduced me to was like kinda cute, and kinda chill, but not really that inresting either. She was interested in US though that’s for sure and wanted to come out with us. She kept coming back and talking to us. She told us her number ( I memorized half then gameboy the other half) and then put it together. Again she tried to check we had the right number… at the end of the night I was like “do you know what a spitoast is sweetie? I think you’d look good with an apple in your mouth and some celery behind your ears” and she was like “yea I know what it is” … “ever fantasized about being taken by two hot guys? Yea you have… what are you doing later” … she said “I like where this is going … I have to pay my boss the money” … she was INTO it !!!!! we didn’t see her at the end but we’ll try organize something maybe for another night. She was DTF. Seriously. DTF. Period.
Their mate kinda tried to come in too high energy when it was going well with the girl. He did a really try hard magic trick… the girl was like, “yea, ok” and then I just kept going. He really had no clue… Note to self/others: It may be a good idea to keep your non pua friends uninvolved when you are going gaming. Especially if it’s strippers and they don’t even know the game basics. Just a thought.
Dunners introduced me to this Japanese girl. I got her laughing and was like “I love Japanese girls!! You are coming out with me. What’s your number!?” she said she actually didn’t know as she just got a mobile .. I said ok, email me, here’s my website. Go write it down right now!! (she did actually go and do it) … I should have build more comfort then sent her off. She was, like, HB9.5 and the hottest girl in the place by a fucking landslide. SICK SICK SICK.
If this girl emails me, and I hook up with her, she is hot enough to get me out of game. That’s how hot we’re talking about guys. UNREAL!
Let’s hope I don’t hear from her, huh? I don’t think I will, I only spoke to her for 5 mins but you never know.
One girl was just pushing the lapdances and kino’ing so I used one of my lines I came up with a few weeks ago during my 30 day challenge
“Oh my god!! You are SO HORNY!! You need to sort yourself out, hehe!! Ooh I love that line. Great stuff.
At one point one drunk young guy in a suit was all over us …. I was just being friendly joking around with him ….
Dunners quote of the day “Easy, your willie is pressed up against my knee” .. no it was funnier than that. Someone post the actual quote, I was in hysterics.
Anyways we leave, hit the streets. I see a set that looked good, sent in dunners, earl grey’s face lights up “can I wing!” … “go on son!!” they are gone a while, I send gameboy to open another…. I come in to wing. One chich has MASSIVE boobs, other one I quite fancy. Chat a bit, they’re drunk. Do my normal banter shit, group hug. I do my boyfriend routine, my target is single! Get the number… she gets her makeup thingie to write it on my arm. I say “put it on my forehead, with your name” so I’m walking around with her number and name with black on my forhead AND the lipstick from the strippers. Hehehe. good peackock, but, not really intentionally (well, ok, the # on the forhead I though would be cool, hehe)
Ok, I smacker her on the mouth a bit with my lips. Ooh she’s a cuuuutie!!!
We go get some pizza. A certain someone orders 2 beers, doesn’t drink them and leaves…. Another PUA who we ran into who was really drunk, had some food, ate it, and then fucked off without paying. What a dick. If you’re reading this, yea, you knuckhead. Stop drinking if it makes you an asshole. This is really a strong argument against the booze/game combination. Come on. Seriously. Come on.
Anyways, yea. So, 2 # and 1 facebook closes in the strip joint and 2 numbers before/after.
Uhh so final thoughts on stripper game
It’s not that hard, it’s all about frame.
Their frame = getting you to buy lapdances
Our frame = getting their number or back to ours to fuck
You just have to hold the line. Don’t say no to the lapdance, just keep going. Ask them shit. Qualify them. Tell them a story. Whatever. Just keep deflecting. The best strategy was just not to even HEAR the lapdance questions. It’s not even in my reality. Just keep going. Sometimes they’ll blow you out, and that’ fine. Some will hook. Some sets hooked so well I actually said “listen, you should get out there and make some money out of these suckers. You can’t just stand around entertaining me all night!” and even THEN they’d hand around longer. Silly girls… couple of times I was actually shooing them away
Anyways, I’d recommend stripper game to any PUA – but you better have a strong fucking frame or you’ll cave. These chicks are professionals. They know how to hustle, be assertive, and push push push.
Stripper game is an EXCELLENT exercise for frame control. It is LITERALLY a FRAME WAR. A
Talking about if after with Dunners I came up with an analogy we though was quite good, even though he was falling asleep on my couch, hehe
It’s like the movie 300, with the Spartans… you just have to keep saying to yourself
“HOLD THE LINE!!!!”
It doesn’t matter what they say, how hard they push, or what they do…
HOLD THE LINE!!
you get your nipples tweaked, your cock crabbed…
HOLD THE LINE
She says you’re an asshole and she’s going to get you thrown out of the club
HOLD THE LINE
Your mate next to you gets his arm cut off
HOLD THE LINE
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
It doesn’t matter what happens, you don’t cave. Ever. And we didn’t. None of us bough a drink, got a dance. Nothing. I spent 2 quid on the coatcheck, and I wish I’d have won her over to avoid that but I forgot to try for it!
The guys did well, they all held their ground, had lenghthy conversations with the girls and had IOI’s (genuine ones) from the girls. It IS a bit scary at first (STIPPERS WOO!) and I was intimidated years ago but now… shit, they’re just chicks in skimpy clothes asking for money. What’s the big?
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
I called the HB 9 french girl from the bus. Leave a hilarious message. She calls straight back. She don’t wanna use her cred and asks to call her back. I agree, but I wait a full minute before I call her back… fun/fun /rapport/date for tomorrow. Kewl.
Did I mention she’s fucking stunning? Oh my god. She really was. Get a text back from the 20 year old almost virgin. She tells me when she’s free to hang out. Sweet. I’m going to take her to a movie then back to mine and there’s going to be some serious nudity happning… anywho, at night…
I had a date with the 20 year old from hoxton. had food, got her over.
she's only had sex 2 times, with one guy. she's relegious and was saving herself for marriage. she's never enjoyed sex. she kept saying "i'm not going to sleep with you" and i was like "yea i know" .. i used the "i'm not going to try and fuck you tonight, but i will tease you" line. GOLD!! GOLD, JERRY!!
This girl had the most mOST amazin body ever ever ever. she was actually self cousious about it. I told her, i'm going to show you what i think about your body. i threw her on the bed, turned the lights off (put the small one on) and just went to town on her belly kissing and licking and biting. OH MY GOD. if you guys dont' know i have a massive stomach fetish. if i chick has a nice tummy THAT's IT. it's over. and this was the tightest little body possibly i have EVER seen. EVER!!! anyways when i got her back i was building comfort showing her pics on my laptop, funny stuff. but making out in between and stuff... she was moaning...
i was planning on doing my proper massage with oil/strip routine and escalating from there, but when she saw it was she had to go meet her friend.... boooooo
she kept saying "you're trouble" and "i'm not going to sleep with you" which mean, obviously "i'm going to fuck you"
i joked around that if sex hurt the first two times, it would REALLY hurt with me and that it probably wasn't a good idea... I even threw in "maybe we should just be friends... I don't want to break your vagina..."
god she's is SO CUTE!!
We go to Sports café. I still hate that place.
Weren’t that many targets. Got 2 facebooks that’s it. New move for the dance floor that’s good. “hey! you got some nice dance moves. I don’t have any. Can I just copy your moves?” and then MIRROR their dance moves. It’s funny!
Anyways it sucks right, so we leave
Yen doesn’t want to go to metra. Well none of us do, but there’s nowhere else and this guy says he’s going to get us in for free so we go in
Couple of cute girls but not that much going on. Dunners makes out with this one girl, gameboy wings him and they extract the girls (they will write separate FR on that)
For me, I just game the bartender who was pretty cute. Gameboy says “2 glasses of water please” … I lean in
“what he meant to say was, 2 glasses of water, and your undying love forever, please”
Was chatting with her while she was serving other customers but it’s annoying. I bust her “I cant believe you’re talking to all these guys right in front of me to make me jealous this early in our relationship. That’s well out of order!!
At one point she waves at me to come around. I say I’ll do it. She says go on there. So I start goin around but the barback won’t let me go in. I wander away, come back later and throw candy at her, she loves it. Later I ask if she has a pen she says no. I say “how do I leave you my # then?” she says “take my number” … I say let’s hang out after your work – she’s not sure when she’s done, I tell her I’ll text her, to let me know when she is done and she says ok
No other sets in the club, everyone else has left I was with. I decide it’s too chodey to wait around so I go home
“hiii I just got outta work… Hope u had a good nite x”
I call her. She’s on her way home. I say “come over for tea!” she says she has to be up early. We chat around 10 mins, good chat. She’s fun. we make a date for thur afternoon. Kewl she gonna come to russel square. I’m going to just try bring her back…
Sunday, 16 March 2008
Anyways, turns out I haven't been eating enough/getting enough protein
So now i'm using protein powders and stuff, eating loads of protein bars, etc
AND I CAN'T STOP FARTING. ALL THE TIME
I can't even bring a girl back to my house, it just reeks of farts
This has got to be the SICKEST irony
go to gym to get buff and attract more girls
but the powder i'm taking to help me get in shape to meet more girls makes stinky farts ... THAT REPELS GIRLS
I literally have to clenches my ass the whole time a girl is around. I'm scared to let a girl go down on me...
Can you imagine? Sitting around with my finger up my ass is hardly a "mood enhancer" ...
God is a fuckin comedian
Saturday, 15 March 2008
by the end she was like "ok you're #1"
i told her i don't want her number if she gives it out all the time. I said "if you contact me, I will get back to you"
she texted me 20 mints later
"I am so glad i can say that i have now semi-made out with a stranger at a bus stop in london-you are pretty damn cool"
Yea - she didn't wanna full make out in front of her friends... if they weren't there it would have been a hard core tonging session
Then, same thing, semi makeout with a cutie just accross the street. She liiiiiked me
Then this one drunkie was just taking too long puttin her number in my phone so i just walked off. She was being annoying
anyways, yea, i love the street. Am seeing the first one on tues (made plans on my 1st text back to her, didn't waste any time as I was super direct on the street)
Friday, 14 March 2008
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Anyways, I was doing reikki on here in bed and shit... fuck... it was cool. I'd started doing the PC musle excersices from "the multi orgasmic man" .. i held in several orgasms. One, i really almost blew, it took ALL my control but i held it in! then i went back inside her and blew like right away, lol. But i HAD noticed a difference, after just doing the excersice 3 times. will try do more....
Anyways, next day My other mate who's into it came round and did it on me and i could really feel it. like FUCK. tingle all over. felt better after too.... i fell alseep during it. i was just breathing and i felt so fuckin relaxed. wooooo!! i'm going to be studying this more, practicing more.... it's cool!
people really have chi! you can manipulate it!! it's awwwwwwwwwwwesome!!!!!!!
shit i can't wait to actually move the chi from my sex organ up through my body ... will try it next time.... yeah !!
Monday, 10 March 2008
"That's the best chat up i've ever seen"
"Yea, i'm pretty good" ...hehe.. EGO BOOST!
she facebooked me as well... shit, she was acting DTF but had a BF... err.... facebook friend zone, hehe
Loads more girls adding me. I need a routine to use when i dont remember which one they were, lol. i'll come up with something...
Thursday, 6 March 2008