Thursday, 3 December 2009

this blog is fucked`

I changed the line break setting and now it's fucked everything.
i don't know how to fix it, even tho i put the setting back
i won't be posting till i move to wordpress!
:(

Yad's room smells worse than anything

Nov 20th

So I’ve been stayin with Yad for the last week. It was fun! For those of you that don’t know (most people in the UK community know who he is) Yad’s the guy I really got my infield experience with. We went out like 12 or 14 hours per day, every day, for months back in oct/nov 2007. We just pissed about mainly, but that’s really where I killed my AA and got comfortable talking to women. I’ve been referring to him in my posts on my blog and more so on my local forum since then, but in recent months the word about him as really gotted out there. The first bootcamps I ever accepted students I was co-teaching with him. We were going to rip it up together, but … let’s just say the “gogogo get it done” mentality needed to co commercial wasn’t in him. So, now he’s working with pua training. Lost…. To the dark side! Hehe. I jest. Well, kind of. It’s not that bad, I guess. He’s happy, so I’m happy. Those guys have a bad rep in the Uk community… but I’m told Gamber’s an alright guy once you get to know him. He’s just a bit shy around new people. So, there you go.

I’ll leave “the commercialization of pua bootcamps” to another post.

So … we didn’t really go sarging at all if you can believe that. I was sleeping thru the days, or out teaching myself so our schedules didn’t really match up. When he wanted to go out, I’d be tired L …. Ah well. I’m going to make sure we hit the field at some point soon. He’d say “I keep meeting Russian girls” and I’d say “I love Russian girls, I want to meet more of them” and he’d say “but you never sarge!” and I’d say “I don’t have to GO sarging – I’m always sarging” and he’s like “nah you need to go sarge!”

Sarging is a stupid word.

Actually wait – we went out a bit one day early in the morning when I hadn’t slept. I’ll tell you what was funny – we met a couple of girls from a norwegien girls football team. They had a van nearby full of girls. yad had his camera on him. We were going to film us going in there and interviewing the girls. there was a kind of angry dude hanging around the van that was with the football team so we didn’t do it in the end. But we almost did. Ehehehe. Also, we did a set where I had to plougggggghhhhhh. 5+ mins of plowing this one boring ass girl and I still wasn’t getting anywhere. This is exactly what I’d stopped doing recently and I remember why. Plowing is gay! If she doesn’t want to talk, leave her alone. Ugh.

Anyways, the funniest thing, consistently over the last week was the smell in yad’s room. That’s where most of the laughs came from. Like, seriously. It’s unreal. It smelled like…. Stale death? Rotten feet with a bit of pizza? Dryin condoms? Dirty laundry? I dunno. When I was going in there to get my stuff, I’d have to hold my breath, run in, grab something, and then get out. It was brutal. I actually was holding the door open (along with my breath) for a moment and one of his flatmate’s walked by and yelled “JESUS CHRIST CLOSE THE FUCK DOOR” … and that’s the guy who smokes in his room. Hahahaha. WoW! I think it’s better now but for a while… it was pretty brutal.

Anyways – I’ve just got to my mate’s house in North London – one of my old friends. Let’s just call him “Hairy” … Hairy’s awesome. Funny, I love him and trust him with my life. But, he’s a rampant alchohlic. The place looks like a squat, but he pays good rent for it. Shit all over the place, stench. Brutal. You can’t go into the kitchen, AT ALL. It’s a no go zone. It smells about 3x worse than yad’s room. The kitchen is so messy it’s like a work of art. If you take a picture and name it “heroin abuse” it would be powerful. And it may, genuinely, put people off. Or name is “alchochol rocks” hahahaha. I’m not even kidding. I gotta get that pic and post it on here. It’s amazing. Anyways it was good to catch up with hairy. He hasn’t changed much. I wonder if he’ll ever give up the drink? Proably not. Hairy’s game involves getting hammered and hitting on other hammered girls. that’s not going to change. I told him about game. He thought it was interesting … but that’s about it. he’s far too ingrained in being the way he is to want to change…. So I don’t even try. What’s the point? I’ve already learned that lesson a few times before: Only help those that ask for your help. Otherwise, it always ends badly.

I’ve met a few girls… nothing significant to report so I won’t bother…… I’m going to stay with ace next week so that should be a gooooooooood time!

Thursday, 26 November 2009

LR - Nov 11th - Half japnese tiny Brazilian girl

Well I guess the first update is I slept with the tiny brazilian girl on Friday. Nothing too tricky. I met her at the station and walked her to this awesome Chinese noodle place. YUMMYYYY. After we eat we go back to mine. She didn’t let me kiss her in public, and even at my house she’s super shy again. Jesus. I just keep molesting her. Also I just kept referring very casually to the sex we were goin to have. I’d be like “so, movie, then sex? Or sex then movie? What do you think?” and she’d say “Movie” …… she never once said “What, I’m not going to sleep with you!” Which I’d have expected.

We’re getting hot and heavy on the couch and I say “let’s get into bed!”

In bed, she won’t let me take her clothes off. She’s all “turn the light off” … even when I’ve got ALL the lighs off, save for the laptop light she’s STILL saying “it’s too much light!” … she’s THAT shy where she wants it to be pitch black. I decide to be an a-hole so I say “ok, nevermind” and I roll over like I’m going to sleep. I wait around 2 mins… then I hear her breathing getting heavy. WTF !! I rouse her and proceed to remove her clothes. She’d told me she takes forever to reach orgam (with head and fingering) and I decide to test the theory. I finger her for a while and she doesn’t even make a peep. Like, not a PEEP. It’s kind of creepy when you’re fingering a girl to complete silence. You know? Like, what the fuck? It’s like she’s dead or something. Or not complying. It feels a bit rapey. So, I decide “surely she’ll enjoy a bit of sex.” So I’m still like switching positions and shit and after like 5 minutes she’s like “I want you to come!” … and I say “but then it will be over” and she said “I want you to come” and I say “Are you not enjoying it?” and she said “yea I am but I want you to come”

So I came and it ended and it was all a bit shit.

I can’t see how a guy with options with girls would get a girlfriend who just didn’t put the effort in in the bedroom. Like once you’ve had women that love blowing you and massaging you and making you happy – what the fuck? It’s just funn because within a few days I’ve had a girl who absolutely loves it – and a girl who’s pulse I have to measure to make sure she was alive. Maybe it’s not her fault. It’s just the way she is. But still….

Dunno If I’d bother seeing her again. I feel a bit guilty not… should I be feeling that? I still think that, because I’ve slept with a girl I’m a douche for not seeing her again. Hmmm…. I guess this goes away if you get to know girls a bit more before you bed them…..

Rockstar is over. That’s a relief. I really didn’t like those guys… they were kind of douchebags for the most part. I only really liked one of them…. the Frenchman! He was a great guy. And, one of the business advisorts was cool too. Most of the students just weren’t that interesting … but a couple were proper dickheads. Mr M let me stay in one of the Rockstar houses for the last while which was awesome as I’ve been looking for a flat. I’m sad to leave the brick land area – it fuckin rocks around here! Maybe I’ll find something around here….

I’ve got the dancer coming round in a couple of days …. Better get my urges sorted before I’m homeless again….

Should be a fun couple of weeks… I’m goin to be staying with a couple of old friends, Yad for a bit, and Ace too… so I should have some interesting posts coming up!

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Dancer's have sexy bodies...

Had an exciting couple of days. So, on friday I went out with Connor and Dr. Yen. We hit a couple of bars in shoreditch but there weren’t many hotties around. Then we walked over to old street but they weren’t letting people into the bars we wanted – even tho it was only 12:40. Dr. Yen decides to “escort” one drunken hottie to the subway. Me and conner nip into this one bar that’s actually not bad. He opens this 2 set and we have a bit of a chat with them. After talking to one socially retarded but hot vampire, we end up back in the 2 set. It was 1 brazilian girl and her friend. The brazilian was cute and had a smokin’ body. The other one was plumper but was cute too. I played the question game with the
Brazilian and gradually escalated. She was a bit shy but we were making out by the end. Also the 4 of us played truth or dare. Connor had to do a gay dance in the middle of the dancefloor. He did a little bit too well, as one gentleman’s interest was definitely peaked. Then for one of my dare’s I had to go ask a gay man to dance. Well, I ran into the same guy and had a dance with him. I joked and said I was just doing it to make connor jealous. He actually got his hang on my leg and all.Anyways after this … the guy wouldn’t leave connor alone. He’d walk by and fluff up his hair… then just stand there and act all sexy trying to seduce him. We were in stitches.

I didn’t get the feeling I got have slept with the brazlian that night but… I should have tried more I suppose. She hasn’t had sex in many months! I spoke to her on the phone 2 days after. She was happy to hear from me but doesn’t really seem that keen. I’m not really that keen either so… probably nothing will happen there.

On haloween (sat) most of my (pua) friends went to torture garden. I couldn’t be fucked putting a proper costume together and Gameboy Huck had a couple of parties in North London so I thought I’d do that instead. Met up with Dunners and his girlfriend for Dinner then went to the parties.

Party one: Bunch of jewish guys in their early 20’s… 1 hottie who had a BF and a couple of fat girls.

That didn’t last long.

Second party: Quite a few hotties, but boring all except of the host – who had (you guessed it) a boyfriend. It was an ok time –my outfit was a big hit. Oh yeah – so check out my outfit.

Let’s see if you guys can guess what it is. This was pretty much half of the joke on haloween. I’d walk around wearing this red shirt with this cute fluffy giraffe on it. It has buttons for eyes and they stick out and it really is adorable. Then, I got me a back of candy, (including a big lollypop which I dropped and it shattered) and a balloon. So, I’d walk up to girls and say “hey little girl. would you like some candy?” ….. and whatever they said I would reply “but first, you have to guess what I am!”

Then I’d follow up with

You sure are a pretty little girl. would you like to see my van? Would you like to touch my giraffe? It’s soft. Come with me, let me show you something.

If they STILL didn’t get it I’d have to explain

“I’m dressed as a child. I have candy. And a balloon. Helooooooooo”

Then I’d say “NOBODY EVER GETS PAEDOPHILE!! ARRRGHHH” and walk away to either a)laughs or b)ackward silence

Anyways – it was awesome. best outfit EVER !!! I actually managed to creep out some people at the party. Apparently I’d make a good paedo.. who knew?

The funniest part happened earlier in the night. I went to tesco’s to buy some candy. I get to the section with the chocolate There is one woman standing there also looking at the candy. I say to her

Me “Hey, are you going to be a paedophile as well?”

Woman “sorry?”

Me “Are you going to be a paedophile… for haloween”

Woman “Uh… no”

Ackward silence

Me “Oh. I just thought cuz you were looking at the candy, maybe you wanted to go as a paedophile”

Ackward silence

Woman “No, I just like candy”

Me “Oh, I see”

More ackward silence

Woman walks off.

Right. Man I’m laughing as I write that. That actually happened. I really make myself laugh sometimes.

Anyways – then on Sunday I had a date with the tiny brazilian I met on haloween. (On the way to the 2nd party I spoke to her on the street and got her number, even tho her not so attractive friend was cockblocking)

I met her near my temporary flat in shoreditch (oh yeah) at Liverpool station. Then she hung about as I ate a falafel. Then we went for a coffee. Question game ensued. She’s only been with 2 guys and hasn’t had sex since April. APRIL!!! And she’s really fucking cute. Ok, she’s half Japanese from her mom, and her dad is Italian. She’s absolutely TINY like I love – and she’s got the sexy Angelina jolia lips. I’m not kidding. She’s adorable!! Slightly corked ass teeth but that’s the only fault. I can live with it. anyways I could tell she was up for it… she was a bit shy kissing in public is all. She said “not here” in the café place. Well… I still kissed her there. I also demonstrated my skillz by joking around with the waitress and 2 girls that were sitting next to us.

I’m really seeing how much of a difference this makes. I can’t emphasize it enough. On a date, a girl seeing you getting along well/charming other people is very powerful social proof. It may be just as powerful as having cool friends etc…. it’s more impressive if you think about it. your friends are ALREADY your friends. Of course you’re going to get along with them. That’s what friends rae – people you KNOW that you get along with. Right? But – for you to walk into a café/restaurant/whatever and just make friends with people before her very eyes is, in my opinion – just as powerful. You don’t KNOW these people. They don’t HAVE to be nice to you. They don’t know you. And yet, here they are warming to you in a matter of seconds/minutes. THAT shows he you’ve got the skills. Whether she’s looking for a quick shag or a BF – social skills are necessary in this day and age and are far more relevant than your physical size/earning etc …. If you can talk, you don’t need to fight. If you can talk, you can get a job and feed the kids. It’s the ultimate DHV !

I do this on ALL my dates now. Win over the waiter/waitress or merge sets with any tables/people around. Just for a 3 minute chat … just long enough for them to show they want to be friend with me. That’s enough!

Anyways – after the coffee she’s saying she’s go to get back soon. I promised her a tea, AND a desert if she came all the way to see me… so I go into the shop and buy a sweet thing. She doesn’t want any…. I tell her I wanna swing by my place to drop it off. She’s like “yea right!” … she totally knows I’m goin to try and lay her. Haha. So I say “ok you got me – I’m totally going to molest you when we get in there. But if you tell me to fuck off, I will” … she’s like “ok”

Again – this is a critical move. By admitting you’re going to try and sleep with them (being honest) it takes away her power of accusing you of doing it. you’re telling her you’re going to do it. – but since you’re being honest they’re likely to believe what you’re saying along with the true statement which is “I’ll stop if you tell me to” (which is true. But she’s more likely to come over if I admit to her I’m going to try it on) …..

Again – normally I don’t have to say this but… cuz I’ve already had my tongue down her throat she knows what’s up. So you have say something – otherwise she feels you’re being dishonest and she wont’ come back

Anywho – I get her in there, I’m just gently kissing her lips and she attacks me!! I was totally just teasing her and she was like getting right into the making out. I was biting her stomach and neck etc. she’s really sensitve all tlike “oww don’t bite me, it hurts!” … shame. I like to bite. Anywho: I couldn’t seal the deal: She wasn’t having any of it!

I got her on her bus… then I realized I’d totally forgot to put across the non judgemental frame. I mean, I have it anyways but I just didn’t put any of johnny’s stuff across. Shit!! She felt slutty putting out. She probably would have anyways but it would have increased my chances.

Any well. It’s all good. We’re texting each other. She’s got a cold now but this one I’ll likely see again (even tho they usually flake if you escalate hard and don’t close)

Ok, then today the dancer girl came over to my house. This is the one that flaked last tues. it was a total flake too. No text – nothing. I met her, we made out in L square (and I kisser her belly – hot!) and we make plans for tues. then nothing.

Then, on Saturday I get this text “hello mr sasha! So sorry for the no show. Had to work ridiculous hours at work. I move into my friend’s house on Tuesday. Monday? Chu chu xxx”

I reply “hmm I dunno. You broke my itty bitty heart once. Why should I give you a second chance? You’d have to think up a pretty good reason….”

She says

“Because I can make a gay man come in my mouth?”

I says “so, just imagine what you can do to me? Is that what you are saying? ? ?”

She says “I’m not one to big myself up. You either want to or you don’t”

She’s escalating me. Fuck the hoop, all I have to do is confirm a time and place and it’s on.

I says “Ok, I want to. And guess what – there is a huge mirror next to my bed. How hot is that?”

She says “Nice to know ;) so you have a place here now? But we get ahead of ourselves. How about that milkshake?”

Then I have her meet me near my place.

We get noodles. Question game. She’s open but claims she’s not very good at games or coming up with questions. I can tell it’s a limiting belief for her. Hmm. Anyways after our food I say “how about tea and backrubs at mine?”

And that’s that. No tactics necessary – she’d already decided she wanted to fuck my brains out. this girl learned in about 30 seconds how to give me head exactly like I want. Nice. I had 3 or 4 orgasm without coming. Yay! She was duly impressed. I talk to her a bit about her sexual history. She’s been checked out a month ago. So has her lover who’s she’s been seeing for 15 months. They are open, but he tells her if he has sex with anyone without a condom. I decide she’s not a crackhead or high risk case and I go down on her. I pray for no fish smell. There isn’t one. Yayy. She has 2 screaming orgasms. Nice work.

We have sex. I try one of these new non latex “feel real” Avanti condoms and they totally suck. Ugh. she’s into the sex but it just feels like banging plastic to me. It kinda starts to feel good but I ejaculate the old fashion way and it’s all over. She almost had orgasm #3 but assures me she’s satisfied nevertheless. Damn it – I have to work on my fucking with condoms skillset lol. Then again, the head was really good so I was happy.

This girl is a real trooper. She actually had said “I love having a nice cock in my mouth” … in fact she said this when I said “I’m gonna get you back” … in other words sucking my cock was enough. God bless this girl.

Why can’t all girls be like this? Her massage skills left something to be desired but… she’ll learn. So, 13 days in London to get laid from daygame. That’s ok. It took over a month in Toronto!! Ugh!!

Friday, 23 October 2009

SASHA PUA BACK IN LONDON

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have nothing to say in this post really, other than I AM BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UK!

I haven't been here in almost a year!!

Saw most of my mates already. 3 of my close pua mate's have GF's now.

GAY.

It's all good. We wouldn't really run around chasing girls anyways - we more just talk about shit and chill anyways. But still. Woulda been fun if they didn't have GF's. But I'm happy for 'em.

LONDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

It really is my home. God damn, I LOVE THIS CITY !!!!

I'd actually come back to train the rockstars.

I made it back. But, they didn't seem very enthusiastic. Furthermore, they didn't give my stuff a shot, didn't try my openers and then left half way thru day 1. (actually, not even half way)

They came off as socially miscalibrated douchebag's with big ego's. They've been at it 6 weeks and they know everything already.

One of them said I'd offended him with my jokes. Maybe. But that's no reason to abandon your training. I think they were actually too scared to do some of the fun/crazy shit I was asking them... and their solution was to just fuck off.

I passed the message along that I wouldn't train them unless I'd received an apology. It didn't arrive so.... that was that.

It did like a couple of the guys tho (the co-ordinator and the business instructors, and one of the rockstars) so hopefully I'll spend some time with those guys at some point.

Maybe they were just used to everyone sucking their little cocks tryin to get into the book but - I just wasn't going to do that. I gave them my 100% full training, as I do to all of my students. I'm supposed to dumb it down and make is more accessible? Go easy on them? I don't think so. Maybe it's hard to appreciate something when you're not paying for it?

Apon further consideration they were not in any way worthy to learn my daygame skill set. I'm glad it worked out the way it did. Maybe they are actually good guys and they've just been worn out and poisoned and made weird by too much game too fast. (Refer to my recent "Zero to Hero does'nt work" post. Maybe under normal circumstances I would have gotten along with them? Maybe they'd have loved my shit and it would have massively improved their game?

Ah well. They'll never know now.

ooooooh i'm gonna tear up this city

The amount of hotties that are just running around London is AMAZING

NOBODY HAS ANY EXCUSE NOT TO BE GETTING LAID IN LONDON

Just stand there in soho and HUNDREDS OF HOT GIRLS PASS YOU OVER AND OVER

Even if you just had the balls to say "hi, you're hot" to all the women passing by, you'd eventually get laid

THE NUMBERS ARE AMAZING. Just unreal. I had a 1:1 and gave him most of the hotties but GOD DAMN I can't wait to hit the streets. OHhhhhhhh yea mama. It's gonna be like 2007 all over again!! Wahooooooo !!!!!

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Ireland !!

I slept in the same bed with this guy. He grabbed my ass and caressed me and pulled me in. I was like "uh, it's me dude" and he went OH FUCK!!

Really funny. He musta thought I was a broad.

This same guy wakes up and starts drinking straight away - on a day he's got a party at his house. The Irish are maaaaaaaaad.

My little game talk went very well... like 23 or 24 guys came out... and then I did a mini bootcamp on the sunday with a few guys so that was cool. I was absolutely fucked on lack of sleep. IT was amazing. I even did my hour long comjedy show. was barely functioning but I managed. Somehow.

A talk, bootcamp, and comedy show in ONE weekend!! woo!!

Hung out with JuiceTerry who was a friend of a friend. HE helped me organize shit and was a super nice guy. I LOVE YOU MAN!! Anyone who goes to Ireland should hookup with this dude!!

Ah - on my first night I made out with 2 babes. One was really hot and 19 - the other was 34. I went to a late night tango class with the 34 year old but couldn't get her back. I tried.

the 19 year old was smooooooooking. Invited her to the party the next day but she didn't show. Ah well. EAsy makeouts tho... I can see the appeal of night/booze game. haha

I love the Irish. Truly. I do.