Thursday, 3 December 2009

this blog is fucked`

I changed the line break setting and now it's fucked everything.
i don't know how to fix it, even tho i put the setting back
i won't be posting till i move to wordpress!

Yad's room smells worse than anything

Nov 20th

So I’ve been stayin with Yad for the last week. It was fun! For those of you that don’t know (most people in the UK community know who he is) Yad’s the guy I really got my infield experience with. We went out like 12 or 14 hours per day, every day, for months back in oct/nov 2007. We just pissed about mainly, but that’s really where I killed my AA and got comfortable talking to women. I’ve been referring to him in my posts on my blog and more so on my local forum since then, but in recent months the word about him as really gotted out there. The first bootcamps I ever accepted students I was co-teaching with him. We were going to rip it up together, but … let’s just say the “gogogo get it done” mentality needed to co commercial wasn’t in him. So, now he’s working with pua training. Lost…. To the dark side! Hehe. I jest. Well, kind of. It’s not that bad, I guess. He’s happy, so I’m happy. Those guys have a bad rep in the Uk community… but I’m told Gamber’s an alright guy once you get to know him. He’s just a bit shy around new people. So, there you go.

I’ll leave “the commercialization of pua bootcamps” to another post.

So … we didn’t really go sarging at all if you can believe that. I was sleeping thru the days, or out teaching myself so our schedules didn’t really match up. When he wanted to go out, I’d be tired L …. Ah well. I’m going to make sure we hit the field at some point soon. He’d say “I keep meeting Russian girls” and I’d say “I love Russian girls, I want to meet more of them” and he’d say “but you never sarge!” and I’d say “I don’t have to GO sarging – I’m always sarging” and he’s like “nah you need to go sarge!”

Sarging is a stupid word.

Actually wait – we went out a bit one day early in the morning when I hadn’t slept. I’ll tell you what was funny – we met a couple of girls from a norwegien girls football team. They had a van nearby full of girls. yad had his camera on him. We were going to film us going in there and interviewing the girls. there was a kind of angry dude hanging around the van that was with the football team so we didn’t do it in the end. But we almost did. Ehehehe. Also, we did a set where I had to plougggggghhhhhh. 5+ mins of plowing this one boring ass girl and I still wasn’t getting anywhere. This is exactly what I’d stopped doing recently and I remember why. Plowing is gay! If she doesn’t want to talk, leave her alone. Ugh.

Anyways, the funniest thing, consistently over the last week was the smell in yad’s room. That’s where most of the laughs came from. Like, seriously. It’s unreal. It smelled like…. Stale death? Rotten feet with a bit of pizza? Dryin condoms? Dirty laundry? I dunno. When I was going in there to get my stuff, I’d have to hold my breath, run in, grab something, and then get out. It was brutal. I actually was holding the door open (along with my breath) for a moment and one of his flatmate’s walked by and yelled “JESUS CHRIST CLOSE THE FUCK DOOR” … and that’s the guy who smokes in his room. Hahahaha. WoW! I think it’s better now but for a while… it was pretty brutal.

Anyways – I’ve just got to my mate’s house in North London – one of my old friends. Let’s just call him “Hairy” … Hairy’s awesome. Funny, I love him and trust him with my life. But, he’s a rampant alchohlic. The place looks like a squat, but he pays good rent for it. Shit all over the place, stench. Brutal. You can’t go into the kitchen, AT ALL. It’s a no go zone. It smells about 3x worse than yad’s room. The kitchen is so messy it’s like a work of art. If you take a picture and name it “heroin abuse” it would be powerful. And it may, genuinely, put people off. Or name is “alchochol rocks” hahahaha. I’m not even kidding. I gotta get that pic and post it on here. It’s amazing. Anyways it was good to catch up with hairy. He hasn’t changed much. I wonder if he’ll ever give up the drink? Proably not. Hairy’s game involves getting hammered and hitting on other hammered girls. that’s not going to change. I told him about game. He thought it was interesting … but that’s about it. he’s far too ingrained in being the way he is to want to change…. So I don’t even try. What’s the point? I’ve already learned that lesson a few times before: Only help those that ask for your help. Otherwise, it always ends badly.

I’ve met a few girls… nothing significant to report so I won’t bother…… I’m going to stay with ace next week so that should be a gooooooooood time!

Thursday, 26 November 2009

LR - Nov 11th - Half japnese tiny Brazilian girl

Well I guess the first update is I slept with the tiny brazilian girl on Friday. Nothing too tricky. I met her at the station and walked her to this awesome Chinese noodle place. YUMMYYYY. After we eat we go back to mine. She didn’t let me kiss her in public, and even at my house she’s super shy again. Jesus. I just keep molesting her. Also I just kept referring very casually to the sex we were goin to have. I’d be like “so, movie, then sex? Or sex then movie? What do you think?” and she’d say “Movie” …… she never once said “What, I’m not going to sleep with you!” Which I’d have expected.

We’re getting hot and heavy on the couch and I say “let’s get into bed!”

In bed, she won’t let me take her clothes off. She’s all “turn the light off” … even when I’ve got ALL the lighs off, save for the laptop light she’s STILL saying “it’s too much light!” … she’s THAT shy where she wants it to be pitch black. I decide to be an a-hole so I say “ok, nevermind” and I roll over like I’m going to sleep. I wait around 2 mins… then I hear her breathing getting heavy. WTF !! I rouse her and proceed to remove her clothes. She’d told me she takes forever to reach orgam (with head and fingering) and I decide to test the theory. I finger her for a while and she doesn’t even make a peep. Like, not a PEEP. It’s kind of creepy when you’re fingering a girl to complete silence. You know? Like, what the fuck? It’s like she’s dead or something. Or not complying. It feels a bit rapey. So, I decide “surely she’ll enjoy a bit of sex.” So I’m still like switching positions and shit and after like 5 minutes she’s like “I want you to come!” … and I say “but then it will be over” and she said “I want you to come” and I say “Are you not enjoying it?” and she said “yea I am but I want you to come”

So I came and it ended and it was all a bit shit.

I can’t see how a guy with options with girls would get a girlfriend who just didn’t put the effort in in the bedroom. Like once you’ve had women that love blowing you and massaging you and making you happy – what the fuck? It’s just funn because within a few days I’ve had a girl who absolutely loves it – and a girl who’s pulse I have to measure to make sure she was alive. Maybe it’s not her fault. It’s just the way she is. But still….

Dunno If I’d bother seeing her again. I feel a bit guilty not… should I be feeling that? I still think that, because I’ve slept with a girl I’m a douche for not seeing her again. Hmmm…. I guess this goes away if you get to know girls a bit more before you bed them…..

Rockstar is over. That’s a relief. I really didn’t like those guys… they were kind of douchebags for the most part. I only really liked one of them…. the Frenchman! He was a great guy. And, one of the business advisorts was cool too. Most of the students just weren’t that interesting … but a couple were proper dickheads. Mr M let me stay in one of the Rockstar houses for the last while which was awesome as I’ve been looking for a flat. I’m sad to leave the brick land area – it fuckin rocks around here! Maybe I’ll find something around here….

I’ve got the dancer coming round in a couple of days …. Better get my urges sorted before I’m homeless again….

Should be a fun couple of weeks… I’m goin to be staying with a couple of old friends, Yad for a bit, and Ace too… so I should have some interesting posts coming up!

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Dancer's have sexy bodies...

Had an exciting couple of days. So, on friday I went out with Connor and Dr. Yen. We hit a couple of bars in shoreditch but there weren’t many hotties around. Then we walked over to old street but they weren’t letting people into the bars we wanted – even tho it was only 12:40. Dr. Yen decides to “escort” one drunken hottie to the subway. Me and conner nip into this one bar that’s actually not bad. He opens this 2 set and we have a bit of a chat with them. After talking to one socially retarded but hot vampire, we end up back in the 2 set. It was 1 brazilian girl and her friend. The brazilian was cute and had a smokin’ body. The other one was plumper but was cute too. I played the question game with the
Brazilian and gradually escalated. She was a bit shy but we were making out by the end. Also the 4 of us played truth or dare. Connor had to do a gay dance in the middle of the dancefloor. He did a little bit too well, as one gentleman’s interest was definitely peaked. Then for one of my dare’s I had to go ask a gay man to dance. Well, I ran into the same guy and had a dance with him. I joked and said I was just doing it to make connor jealous. He actually got his hang on my leg and all.Anyways after this … the guy wouldn’t leave connor alone. He’d walk by and fluff up his hair… then just stand there and act all sexy trying to seduce him. We were in stitches.

I didn’t get the feeling I got have slept with the brazlian that night but… I should have tried more I suppose. She hasn’t had sex in many months! I spoke to her on the phone 2 days after. She was happy to hear from me but doesn’t really seem that keen. I’m not really that keen either so… probably nothing will happen there.

On haloween (sat) most of my (pua) friends went to torture garden. I couldn’t be fucked putting a proper costume together and Gameboy Huck had a couple of parties in North London so I thought I’d do that instead. Met up with Dunners and his girlfriend for Dinner then went to the parties.

Party one: Bunch of jewish guys in their early 20’s… 1 hottie who had a BF and a couple of fat girls.

That didn’t last long.

Second party: Quite a few hotties, but boring all except of the host – who had (you guessed it) a boyfriend. It was an ok time –my outfit was a big hit. Oh yeah – so check out my outfit.

Let’s see if you guys can guess what it is. This was pretty much half of the joke on haloween. I’d walk around wearing this red shirt with this cute fluffy giraffe on it. It has buttons for eyes and they stick out and it really is adorable. Then, I got me a back of candy, (including a big lollypop which I dropped and it shattered) and a balloon. So, I’d walk up to girls and say “hey little girl. would you like some candy?” ….. and whatever they said I would reply “but first, you have to guess what I am!”

Then I’d follow up with

You sure are a pretty little girl. would you like to see my van? Would you like to touch my giraffe? It’s soft. Come with me, let me show you something.

If they STILL didn’t get it I’d have to explain

“I’m dressed as a child. I have candy. And a balloon. Helooooooooo”

Then I’d say “NOBODY EVER GETS PAEDOPHILE!! ARRRGHHH” and walk away to either a)laughs or b)ackward silence

Anyways – it was awesome. best outfit EVER !!! I actually managed to creep out some people at the party. Apparently I’d make a good paedo.. who knew?

The funniest part happened earlier in the night. I went to tesco’s to buy some candy. I get to the section with the chocolate There is one woman standing there also looking at the candy. I say to her

Me “Hey, are you going to be a paedophile as well?”

Woman “sorry?”

Me “Are you going to be a paedophile… for haloween”

Woman “Uh… no”

Ackward silence

Me “Oh. I just thought cuz you were looking at the candy, maybe you wanted to go as a paedophile”

Ackward silence

Woman “No, I just like candy”

Me “Oh, I see”

More ackward silence

Woman walks off.

Right. Man I’m laughing as I write that. That actually happened. I really make myself laugh sometimes.

Anyways – then on Sunday I had a date with the tiny brazilian I met on haloween. (On the way to the 2nd party I spoke to her on the street and got her number, even tho her not so attractive friend was cockblocking)

I met her near my temporary flat in shoreditch (oh yeah) at Liverpool station. Then she hung about as I ate a falafel. Then we went for a coffee. Question game ensued. She’s only been with 2 guys and hasn’t had sex since April. APRIL!!! And she’s really fucking cute. Ok, she’s half Japanese from her mom, and her dad is Italian. She’s absolutely TINY like I love – and she’s got the sexy Angelina jolia lips. I’m not kidding. She’s adorable!! Slightly corked ass teeth but that’s the only fault. I can live with it. anyways I could tell she was up for it… she was a bit shy kissing in public is all. She said “not here” in the café place. Well… I still kissed her there. I also demonstrated my skillz by joking around with the waitress and 2 girls that were sitting next to us.

I’m really seeing how much of a difference this makes. I can’t emphasize it enough. On a date, a girl seeing you getting along well/charming other people is very powerful social proof. It may be just as powerful as having cool friends etc…. it’s more impressive if you think about it. your friends are ALREADY your friends. Of course you’re going to get along with them. That’s what friends rae – people you KNOW that you get along with. Right? But – for you to walk into a café/restaurant/whatever and just make friends with people before her very eyes is, in my opinion – just as powerful. You don’t KNOW these people. They don’t HAVE to be nice to you. They don’t know you. And yet, here they are warming to you in a matter of seconds/minutes. THAT shows he you’ve got the skills. Whether she’s looking for a quick shag or a BF – social skills are necessary in this day and age and are far more relevant than your physical size/earning etc …. If you can talk, you don’t need to fight. If you can talk, you can get a job and feed the kids. It’s the ultimate DHV !

I do this on ALL my dates now. Win over the waiter/waitress or merge sets with any tables/people around. Just for a 3 minute chat … just long enough for them to show they want to be friend with me. That’s enough!

Anyways – after the coffee she’s saying she’s go to get back soon. I promised her a tea, AND a desert if she came all the way to see me… so I go into the shop and buy a sweet thing. She doesn’t want any…. I tell her I wanna swing by my place to drop it off. She’s like “yea right!” … she totally knows I’m goin to try and lay her. Haha. So I say “ok you got me – I’m totally going to molest you when we get in there. But if you tell me to fuck off, I will” … she’s like “ok”

Again – this is a critical move. By admitting you’re going to try and sleep with them (being honest) it takes away her power of accusing you of doing it. you’re telling her you’re going to do it. – but since you’re being honest they’re likely to believe what you’re saying along with the true statement which is “I’ll stop if you tell me to” (which is true. But she’s more likely to come over if I admit to her I’m going to try it on) …..

Again – normally I don’t have to say this but… cuz I’ve already had my tongue down her throat she knows what’s up. So you have say something – otherwise she feels you’re being dishonest and she wont’ come back

Anywho – I get her in there, I’m just gently kissing her lips and she attacks me!! I was totally just teasing her and she was like getting right into the making out. I was biting her stomach and neck etc. she’s really sensitve all tlike “oww don’t bite me, it hurts!” … shame. I like to bite. Anywho: I couldn’t seal the deal: She wasn’t having any of it!

I got her on her bus… then I realized I’d totally forgot to put across the non judgemental frame. I mean, I have it anyways but I just didn’t put any of johnny’s stuff across. Shit!! She felt slutty putting out. She probably would have anyways but it would have increased my chances.

Any well. It’s all good. We’re texting each other. She’s got a cold now but this one I’ll likely see again (even tho they usually flake if you escalate hard and don’t close)

Ok, then today the dancer girl came over to my house. This is the one that flaked last tues. it was a total flake too. No text – nothing. I met her, we made out in L square (and I kisser her belly – hot!) and we make plans for tues. then nothing.

Then, on Saturday I get this text “hello mr sasha! So sorry for the no show. Had to work ridiculous hours at work. I move into my friend’s house on Tuesday. Monday? Chu chu xxx”

I reply “hmm I dunno. You broke my itty bitty heart once. Why should I give you a second chance? You’d have to think up a pretty good reason….”

She says

“Because I can make a gay man come in my mouth?”

I says “so, just imagine what you can do to me? Is that what you are saying? ? ?”

She says “I’m not one to big myself up. You either want to or you don’t”

She’s escalating me. Fuck the hoop, all I have to do is confirm a time and place and it’s on.

I says “Ok, I want to. And guess what – there is a huge mirror next to my bed. How hot is that?”

She says “Nice to know ;) so you have a place here now? But we get ahead of ourselves. How about that milkshake?”

Then I have her meet me near my place.

We get noodles. Question game. She’s open but claims she’s not very good at games or coming up with questions. I can tell it’s a limiting belief for her. Hmm. Anyways after our food I say “how about tea and backrubs at mine?”

And that’s that. No tactics necessary – she’d already decided she wanted to fuck my brains out. this girl learned in about 30 seconds how to give me head exactly like I want. Nice. I had 3 or 4 orgasm without coming. Yay! She was duly impressed. I talk to her a bit about her sexual history. She’s been checked out a month ago. So has her lover who’s she’s been seeing for 15 months. They are open, but he tells her if he has sex with anyone without a condom. I decide she’s not a crackhead or high risk case and I go down on her. I pray for no fish smell. There isn’t one. Yayy. She has 2 screaming orgasms. Nice work.

We have sex. I try one of these new non latex “feel real” Avanti condoms and they totally suck. Ugh. she’s into the sex but it just feels like banging plastic to me. It kinda starts to feel good but I ejaculate the old fashion way and it’s all over. She almost had orgasm #3 but assures me she’s satisfied nevertheless. Damn it – I have to work on my fucking with condoms skillset lol. Then again, the head was really good so I was happy.

This girl is a real trooper. She actually had said “I love having a nice cock in my mouth” … in fact she said this when I said “I’m gonna get you back” … in other words sucking my cock was enough. God bless this girl.

Why can’t all girls be like this? Her massage skills left something to be desired but… she’ll learn. So, 13 days in London to get laid from daygame. That’s ok. It took over a month in Toronto!! Ugh!!

Friday, 23 October 2009



I have nothing to say in this post really, other than I AM BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UK!

I haven't been here in almost a year!!

Saw most of my mates already. 3 of my close pua mate's have GF's now.


It's all good. We wouldn't really run around chasing girls anyways - we more just talk about shit and chill anyways. But still. Woulda been fun if they didn't have GF's. But I'm happy for 'em.


It really is my home. God damn, I LOVE THIS CITY !!!!

I'd actually come back to train the rockstars.

I made it back. But, they didn't seem very enthusiastic. Furthermore, they didn't give my stuff a shot, didn't try my openers and then left half way thru day 1. (actually, not even half way)

They came off as socially miscalibrated douchebag's with big ego's. They've been at it 6 weeks and they know everything already.

One of them said I'd offended him with my jokes. Maybe. But that's no reason to abandon your training. I think they were actually too scared to do some of the fun/crazy shit I was asking them... and their solution was to just fuck off.

I passed the message along that I wouldn't train them unless I'd received an apology. It didn't arrive so.... that was that.

It did like a couple of the guys tho (the co-ordinator and the business instructors, and one of the rockstars) so hopefully I'll spend some time with those guys at some point.

Maybe they were just used to everyone sucking their little cocks tryin to get into the book but - I just wasn't going to do that. I gave them my 100% full training, as I do to all of my students. I'm supposed to dumb it down and make is more accessible? Go easy on them? I don't think so. Maybe it's hard to appreciate something when you're not paying for it?

Apon further consideration they were not in any way worthy to learn my daygame skill set. I'm glad it worked out the way it did. Maybe they are actually good guys and they've just been worn out and poisoned and made weird by too much game too fast. (Refer to my recent "Zero to Hero does'nt work" post. Maybe under normal circumstances I would have gotten along with them? Maybe they'd have loved my shit and it would have massively improved their game?

Ah well. They'll never know now.

ooooooh i'm gonna tear up this city

The amount of hotties that are just running around London is AMAZING



Even if you just had the balls to say "hi, you're hot" to all the women passing by, you'd eventually get laid

THE NUMBERS ARE AMAZING. Just unreal. I had a 1:1 and gave him most of the hotties but GOD DAMN I can't wait to hit the streets. OHhhhhhhh yea mama. It's gonna be like 2007 all over again!! Wahooooooo !!!!!

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Ireland !!

I slept in the same bed with this guy. He grabbed my ass and caressed me and pulled me in. I was like "uh, it's me dude" and he went OH FUCK!!

Really funny. He musta thought I was a broad.

This same guy wakes up and starts drinking straight away - on a day he's got a party at his house. The Irish are maaaaaaaaad.

My little game talk went very well... like 23 or 24 guys came out... and then I did a mini bootcamp on the sunday with a few guys so that was cool. I was absolutely fucked on lack of sleep. IT was amazing. I even did my hour long comjedy show. was barely functioning but I managed. Somehow.

A talk, bootcamp, and comedy show in ONE weekend!! woo!!

Hung out with JuiceTerry who was a friend of a friend. HE helped me organize shit and was a super nice guy. I LOVE YOU MAN!! Anyone who goes to Ireland should hookup with this dude!!

Ah - on my first night I made out with 2 babes. One was really hot and 19 - the other was 34. I went to a late night tango class with the 34 year old but couldn't get her back. I tried.

the 19 year old was smooooooooking. Invited her to the party the next day but she didn't show. Ah well. EAsy makeouts tho... I can see the appeal of night/booze game. haha

I love the Irish. Truly. I do.

Monday, 12 October 2009

Dublin Ahoy!!

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - It's back to Europe for me!!

12 days really is the most amount of time one should spend in Canada. Any more and you start wantin' to hurt yourself. (And others)

I'll be in Dublin this weekend! I'll be givin' a free talk on Friday night.... then going crayyyzeeeeeeeee. Well, maybe not crayze. But I'll be in Dublin. AND I DON'T DRINK!

Probably I'll be crucified!

If anybody knows anybody in Dublin - Tell 'em I'm a comin!! And tell 'em to come come to the free talk! (Will post venue soon) !

Report: There are, however, hot, hot girls in Toronto. Oh yea. I went to government last night. There was all these dj's and shit. The music wasn't that great. But the honies!! OMG!! Hot 20 year olds dressed as SLUTS!! like, a LOT of flesh. Like, on the UK level. It was great!! and TONS of hot asian girls!


The volume was ridiculous. I tried yelling at a girl or two, then quit and danced and chilled with some friends.

Man If I liked nightgame, and I could hear myself talk - I may have tried harder. BUt I don't, I couldn't and I didn't really give a fuck. It was funny - normally I feel this pressure to approach women when I go out at night. Which I hate. But, I decided before the night that I was actually going for the music and I didn't give two shits about the girls. And that helped a lot. Till I saw some hot girls. And then the weird pressure was back on

WTF is that? Can't I just go to a god damn show with DJ's and dance withouth having to pickup? What's the matter with me?

That's not normal. The community has made me not normal. I realize that's not normal and yet - there it is. I feel I absolutely have to talk to girls.

Well, I didn't. It was hard. BUt i mainly didn't.

Funny in the day I don't feel that pressure, I just approach when I want. But as SOON as i'm the club....


It's like I hate it (night game) but I feel I have to do it.


Sunday, 11 October 2009

Uma THurman made me ejaculate on my foot

Yesterday I had phone sex with Uma THurman.

Well, it wasn't really Uma THurman. That WOULD be a hell of a blog report. Nay.

I met this girl last weekend while out with a friend. She was wearing blue face paint. SHe looked a bit like Uma THurman. So that's my nickname for me. She actually called me (wow) .... we had a long ass talk. I told her of my ways (Johnny Philosofy) and was like "omg, I love you"

And so IMMEdiately, everything came out

her sexual history, which guy fucked her how, how many guys she's toying with. EVERYTHING.

And it became even clearer to me how powerful complete honestly can be with girls. I mean WOW. It just gets more and more obvious.

Like, why the fuck wouldn't you talk about all this stuff with girls?

How are you supposed to build a relationship based on honest and trust if you're decieving them, and they're not sharing all the facts with you?

How is any relationship other than a one night stand going to work if you're hiding the fact that you're a manwhore from the girl???

By being totally honest you are being completely different from 99.9999% of men.

NOBODY is saying to girls "Yea i fuck around a lot. I don't want to be your boyfriend. Let's just have fun. You should date other guys too"

I could go on and on. I'm going to be yapping about this more and more and I use it more. I'm still only on a 3 hookups from this (and one jerk) haha....

ANywho - we had an AWESOME talk (I spend 1 dollar in long distance, i think she spend like 2.50) ..... and she was sooooo sexual on the phone it was amazing. SHe lives a couple of hours drive out of Toronto though... I just wasn't willing to make the trip and neither was she. So - phone sex. She had an orgasm... and I had one (but held it in) ... then for some reason i go for anotherone and let loose. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Uma thurman made me blow a load on my foot. Gross!!


SHe's never had phone sex before. WOW!! I took her phone sex virginity!!!

God damn it.

I may be seeing that hot 18 year old I blogged about before. She's gettin in from out of town today I think.... So we'll see. She's flakey as shit, but seemed very keen in the texts she send me back. She's very hot - amazing face+body and FUCKING FUN. Makes me laugh. Could be a very very hot night. One or two other leads fizzled. I think she's my last hope of a Toronto LAy before I head back to the UK.

I did hit up a few girls from before but...... no luck! There were a few more I could have tried but... Bah. No matter. Still.... I'm feeling frisky these last couple of weeks!! I think it's the variety of women. Johnny's right about that too - Variety does make you hornier!! heh

I have a feeling I've got a whoooole load of variety coming up....

Thursday, 8 October 2009

I can dive!!

Yesterday I dived into the pool without plugging my nose. I've never, ever been able to do that before.

In the last couple of times I've been in Toronto, I've improved my swimming technique. I've actually been improving my front crawl to the point where - I can kinda front crawl without choking.

But ... I still had to plug my nose while jumping into the pool. I've never, ever been able to do it.

Yesterday, I was in the pool... I'd gotten out, and as I walked up to the pool I stopped. I just thought "this is fucking ridiculous. I can do this" and I jump into the pool, head first while exhaling. And it was fine. I did it again, just to make sure - and got a bit of water up my nose. Ugh. Then I thought, better do it again and end it right. 3rd time - all ok.

So that's it. I am officially in the club of people that can just... you know. jump in the water. Sweet.

This may not seem like a big deal but... to the people out there that have to plut their nose when they jump into the water - It's a big fucking deal.

Yay for me!!

Another fear conquered. IT was stupid. I'm surprised it took me this long.

Monday, 5 October 2009

0 min lay... Social proof in the house!! ;)

So: My Last day in BA was insane. Not that anything fancy happened. But because I’d never really gamed the girl, or got her number, or really even spent any time with her.

Basically, This girl had come to one comedy show alone… I chatted to her a bit and thought nothing of it. She was cute but I was busy. Then, she showed up at the next one with a couple of friends. I chatted briefly to them, and thought she was kinda cute – but I didn’t realize we’d met before. They left without saying anything after the show, however.

So, next day I get this message in my facebook

Aw, what a pity - I had been waiting all week for your show because I thought you were pretty cute and deserved to have some hot sex after all those disappointing Argentinian women, and so I was going to come up to you after the show and suggest we go back to my place, but then you went on and on and on and said that the thing was never going to end, and it got late so I just gave up and went home. Oh well, maybe next time...

I replied:
ahahahathat's the funniest post show heckle i've had! It deserves it's own category! The post show sex promise!! :PHang on - which girl were you? I can't really tell by your pic! But thanks for coming. I presume you're kidding... but i am quite horny and frustrated so... going by your pic i probably would have taken you up on the offer, lolI only went on with that joke 3 minutes, then i quit. You can always come over to Palermo in the afternoon... my flights not till 10.30pm ;)hehe

Her reply:

...or you can come here. 1946 Chicauna. 6D I'm around most of the day until 6And you wouldn't recognize me from the photo, I'm blond now. ;)

Well, what can I tell ya. Sometimes, you just have to let them win a round, hmm? I hopped in a cab and got over there. Now I’m thinking “if she looks really bad, I’ll have a tea, make an excuse and say I have to leave” and if she’s a go, then it’s a go!”

There was a genuine time constraint. I got to hers at almost 4.30 but I was getting a cab at 5.30 from the house. AND I had to swing by Hbsinger’s house cuz I’d lent her a book. Yikes!

Well, she comes downstairs and she’s pretty good. Nice body, cute. Between a 7.5 and and 8.3 depending on your tastes. If you like blonds maybe an 8.5… but I don’t that much.

Anywho… yea we go in. I’m being funny and she’s like “you can relax” so I do a bit. I wasn’t nervous. Just… funny. She wanted to talk a few mins first… she insisted on finishing out tea. After 10 mins I’m like “alright that’s enough tea” and she’s like “ok!”

After that, she just wanted to get the clothes off.

She was a good kisser… pretty good body… but she didn’t like getting bitten very much. She kept saying “ow! Ow! Not so hard!” … I’d gotten used to the Canadian who liked a bit of rough. Ah well.

She went down on me… fast learner… it got gooooooood to me! A little head… I finger her a bit, and we get down to it. I said to her after 15 mins “condom sex isn’t my specialty… I can go down on you and make you come like that if you want!” … she says “fuck me really hard, come, and then go down on me!” … for some reason that didn’t appeal so I fucked her a bit more and has a semi ejaculatory orgasm. (felt like I let it out, but I don’t think I did) …. Maybe like 20% came out. Which is better than 100%.

So, after that… I dunno… I really didn’t know her and I didn’t really feel like going down on her. I think it’s because it was such an easy lay … In my mind I thought maybe she’s a ho and could have whatever.

But in truth – yea that was it. She wasn’t a ho tho. Just had good taste in men. Oh yeah.

So I gave her a bit of a backrub and then said “gotta go!!”

She was not sexually satisfied. I did promise her to make it up to her next time. And I will.

we chatted. She’s actually a cool girl and likes kung fu movies! How cool is that? Awesome!! Hopefully I will link up with her when she comes to the uk in dec……..

Sometimes, no game is required at all.

She wanted to hook up with me because a) she thinks I’m hot and b) I’m funny… and possibly c) because she knows there’s no strings, I’m leaving the country.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “It doesn’t count cuz she’s Irish” …

FUCK YOU. Irish girls are not slappers. Not all of ‘em, anyways. :P

ANywho: Really I think this lay was kinda social proof based

When she met me the first time, I was running around talking to everyone before my show, just being fun and shit. Then she saw me do comedy

Then, again she saw me tear it up at a comedy show.

So, yea. That’s it really. She already decided that she knew me. I actually said to her at one point “But we hardly know each other” and she said “well, I know you a little”

Essentially, her watching me doing comedy is just a ramped up version of social circle game… it’s me dominating a whole room of people socially. Big turn on. Oh yeah.

This really illustrates how effective social circle game is. I came pre screened by all those people who thought I was awesome… and that was enough.

I’m really going to try build a social circle of hot girls when I get back to UK. And I’m going to disqualify them all. Every girl I try get into the circle I’m going to tell “Listen, you’re just not my type. I only like you as a friend, ok?”


And eventually, I’m going to sleep with every one too. But, I genuinely and going to try and just make friends with them.

I’ve realized that once girls actually get to know me, they want me. 80% of the girls that slip away are lost before the day 2. Once I get them out, my odds go way up. So, the key is… don’t give them a reason to not come out.

I think I’m going to leave direct game on the side for a while (except for when I really, really have to go direct)

I believe this will result in more lays in the long term. We’ll see.

So. 7 weeks in Buenos Aires...

Lays 3
Vagina's eaten (cockblocked by a baby) = 1

Girls I could have banged: Very large.

At the end there, they were really coming out of the woodwork! Ridiculous!

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Article on flakey ass Argentinian girls

Had this published here in Buenos Aires.

It's pretty standard stuff, but thought I'd stick 'er up here anyways

Secret: It's not really about the BA girls. It's about all girls. The "Argentine women" angle was bullshit!! hehe.... but shhhhhhhhhh .... they'll never know.

Monday, 28 September 2009

Took my first tango lesson!

Watching tango, i thought "meh. boooooooring"

But, after taking my first tango lesson. it's alright, actually!! When the male instructor spend 2 mins with me explaining what it is to "lead" i had a little Epiphany.

Essentially, you are stepping left to right, to the music, with the girl. But, when you (the man) wants the girl to start walking backwards, you push her backwards with your hands and she follows your lead and goes backwards. it's up to you to make sure she doesn't run into anything.

his words exactly

"You have to lead. Always. not too weak: The intention it always there. Always the man is leading. Always, otherwise the woman doesn't know what to do, she is lost"

The motherfucker should be a PU instructor, no?

Suddenly, the Argentinian male aggression is made clear. It's goes all the way to tango. The man leads, always, without question. That's just the way it is. Man leads, woman follows.

As in the the danceroom, it is in the Bedroom.

Interesting, no?

Zero to Hero - Doesn't work.

I had a powerful realization yesterday.It's pretty simple, yet ... huge.You see, I've got this friend. This is someone I met thru game. Someone I taught daygame to. Not officially but... just as a friend. This guy went from having little success with women to... regular sex. And now, has a very hot girlfriend. And I mean, very hot.Now, if you were to ask me what this guy was like when I met him - I'd have said "super nice guy. one of the nicest guys I know... awesome"i'd have meant it. If you'd ask me today... i'd say "he's kind of a dick"How so? He's got to be the center of attention all the time. he's always out-framing everyone. Hes always interrupting people. If you give him any ounce of power or responsibility (no matter how trivial) he'll abuse it to assert himself over others. He's a dick.He's such a dick, my other friends are coming up to me saying "are you actually friends with that guy?" ... I'm being put in a situation where I have to explain to them "he's actually a nice guy. He's just got some shit he's got to work thru now"The thing is, i snapped on this friend last week and told him all of this. I told him everything. The incident that led to my snapping isn't really relevant: He was just being a complete prick without any provocation whatsoever.Nice.So - I told he was acting like a fucking douchebag... not just then, but all the time. ALL the time. Eventually he apologized, admitted to being a douchbag and said he was having a hard time - he was going thru a lot of shit, etc.And then - he continued being a douchebag. it's come to a point where I don't really want to hand around the guy anymore. It isn't fun.Now - I've thought about this... what's happened? when I met him a year ago, he was a super guy. sweet and nice, almost timid. now, anyone would describe him as an asshole. What happened?Game happened.My realization is this. You can't go from ZERO to HERO in under 60 seconds. It doesn't work.Going from a shy, timid bastard to a guy who can hookup with hot girls is a BIG change. It's massive. it's the biggest change you could have, other than going from an ignoramus to an enlightened man. And that's what he's done, very quickly.And it's fucked him up totally.He thinks because he has a hot girl on his arm, he's better than other people ...or, maybe he's trying to frame control all his friends like he does with womenI can tell much of his behavior stems from a massive lack of self confidence. But, having a hot girl suggests to him that he's somewhere that he's not. He's not actually, truly a winner yet. he's not made it: He's faking it. And he knows he's faking it. He hasn't sorted out his inner game...just his outer game. It's killing him.Best described he would be this way (I just watched star wars episode 3) :PHe's a socially miscalibrated guy with deep seated confidence issues who can get girls. He's actually not very good with people. But, he's learned enough game to get the occasional girl.If I met this guy now - I'd dismiss him in an instant. But, the problem is - I know who he really is. A nice guy.or, is that guy I met... gone forever?As a mutual friend of ours said... he just needs time. Eventually he'll get back to normal. But until that happens... sighonce I've reached out to someone and told them what's going on... well... the rest is up to them. You can only tell someone so many times to stop being an arsehole.The rest is up to them.
Anyways, what I’m saying is: Getting good with girls really fast can fuck you up. I think Zero to Hero should take a little while. You know, gradual changes… maybe over 6 months
Maybe that’s why there’s such a high failure rate at all these bootcamps. You know? Even if someone does breakthrough for a weekend. That dosen’t change WHO YOU ARE. Approaching lots of girls in a nightclub (or in the day) doesn’t change who you are. So… if you’re a weirdo… you just become a weirdo that can approach girls.
That’s even worse, LOL !!
If you’re a cool guy who’s just a bit shit with girls, or a bit shy – then a bootcamp really is for you.
You know what I mean? I know what I mean.
I suppose this means companies should screen everyone who applies for their bootcamps – but… I just can’t see certain companies doing that. I’ve kind of avoided a couple of guys myself who I knew I couldn’t help but…. Yea…
I think there is a future in long term coaching. Baby steps etc…… so far I’ve just been throwing guys in at the deep end. That seems to work too though… MOST of the time. But not always. Sometimes they regress! But over 6 months… if you actually BECAME a cool guy. How can you go back?

Friday, 25 September 2009

Too much abundance can be a bad thing! (Article)

Most guys get into the community to increase their skill set with … the ladies. Now, much as been written about how great game is. And it is – game is great! However, there are some negative aspects to getting into game too hard too fast. Too much game can be, not only bad for your game, but bad for your life. Ostracizing/losing your old friends, loosing respect for women, serious drops in your productivity…. in some cases, too much gaming can simply make you weird! So, in this series of articles, I’m going to be writing about the negative aspects of game and how to avoid them. For my first article, I want to focus on a more specific ailment. It’s for the intermediate/advanced pua and it is this: Too much abundance can be a bad thing!


Put quite simply, the more options you have with women, the less likely you are to put in the amount of energy required to get any one specific girl. And who’s to say THAT girl wouldn’t have been the best one for you? The most amazing? The most fascinating? The best in bed? Or (brace yourselves) THE ONE? Sometimes just knowing you have the ability and skill to go out there and meet loads of attractive women makes it a whole lot less likely that you will put in a significant amount of time and energy required to get one specific girl. This my friends, can be counter productive!

Let me tell you a story….

A few years ago I went to a new year’s party. It was in a pub that was to be sold. We could drink the motherfucking place dry for free. Pretty cool! Even though I’m not a big drinker myself, I figured free alcohol was likely to lead to a good party!

So – there’s this one cute girl standing right by the bar. As far as I was concerned, she was the only one at the party I was interested in. I spoke to her – I think I was a bit direct. I remember it was funny (well, I thought it was) but she certainly did not. She didn’t say anything at all. I was like “ok then…” and just wandered off. Crap!

Later I tried to talk to her again - she blew me off. I talked with some other people at the part, danced a bit. Then again I approached her – but AGAIN she just politely evaded me.

Well nowadays, I’d have quit her ages ago. I’d have thought “Baah! There’s so many girls out there. I’ve got this one, and that one…. and I have soo many phone numbers to call – she’s probably a bitch anyways. Who needs her! ” and that would have been it. These days probably after the 2nd or 3nd attempt I’d have quit. Definitely after the 3rd.

But – this was years ago. I didn’t know about game. I didn’t have (much) game …. I didn’t have all those options with women – in fact, this was the first cute girl I’d met in weeks. So you know what I did?

I kept trying.


At some point later in the night, we all decided to go and check out this old church across the street. I re-opened her again (oh wait, this is pre game. What I meant was - I tried speaking to her again. Somehow I ended up standing in the main bit of the church alone with her… I think we had a bit of a “moment” and then we walked back to the pub with the group. I thought “maybe she does like me.” Then she ran off again with her friends. Sigh.

Late in the night probably around 1am, I just grabbed her and said “right, we’re hanging out RIGHT NOW” and I SAT her on a chair. (Ok, maybe I had some game.) Then I sat down next to her and just started talking to her. It was actually a great conversation. I remember saying “shit, I’m the best at massages. Come over here to the couch” … she gave me this suspicious look and hesitated but she came over. 5 minutes later I was making out with her. God she was a great kisser. I spend the rest of the evening with her.

When we went upstairs to sleep, there were over 20 people all on the floor in this massive room. She had to go for a pee. I was exhausted. I lay down on the floor and started drifting off. Her hand caressing my elbow brought me back from the arms of sleep. I grabbed her and we made out quietly, guiltily as everyone slept.

Then we fell asleep in each other arms. It was an amazing night.

In the morning I get her number and she says to call her and I agree. She texts me like an hour after leaving – ioi! (I mean, she likes me!)

So, a couple days later I ring her and get her voicemail. I leave her a particularly brilliant phone message. I still remember it do this day

“Hey. It’s Sasha. The tall Canadian comedian you made out with at the party. I don’t know how many Canadian comedian’s you made out with, but I was the tall one.”

Cute, right?

Days go by. No reply.

Did I quit? No.

I text her to see if she got the message

She texts back saying that is was a great night, but maybe we should just leave it at that.

WTF?? She LOVED ME! SHE texted ME first!

So now she ignores me phone message - I text her, and now she’s telling me she doesn’t want to meet up??

Did I quit? No.

I think. I text again.

“You can’t break up with me. We haven’t even gone on a date yet!! The rules say, you have to go out with me at least once before you can dump me!!”

Cute right?

She agrees to meet up. “Ok, but just for a hot chocolate. No massages!”

What followed was, well, a drawn out, painful and yet great love affair. She was amazing. She really got me. I was 100% myself with her, and every moment around her was … magnificent. She was very religious and (I suspect) this was what separated us in the end. However, I can safely say this will always be one of my great loves and having gone after her – having her in my life as affected me forever. I smile when I think of her still….

But – I’ll tell you what. I never, ever would hooked up with her if I’d known about game at the time. Would I have spoken to her at that party after her blowing me out 3+ times? Would I have texted her after she ignored my phone message, then RE texted her after she said she didn’t want to meet up?

Even before getting to that – after knowing about game, would I have even gone to a little party in the middle of nowhere for new year’s? Ha! I’d have gone to a club, or somewhere else with my pua buddies – a spot likely to have far more sets (ahem, girls to meet) than a remote party!

How many of you have still kept trying after a girl (post game) after 5-6 blowouts? pff!

I simply just wouldn’t bother these days. There are just so many girls floating around at any point – and just as importantly - I can meet any girl I run into in just about every situation. So… why would I, after being blown out over and over go after a girl? Sure, if she was like absolutely amazing – my dream girl. Maybe. But in most cases (and in this case) I just wouldn’t bother.

So my point:

The knowledge itself that there are millions of women out there that you can approach them can deter you from going after the one set that would prove to be the most fulfilling of all!

Furthermore, you’re far more likely to put in the necessary amount of effort with a girl if you’ve only got one or two on the go.

Yet another (Quick) story:

You meet a girl. She’s awesome. You get her number.

Then you never call her again because you forgot on account of having 60 girls numbers in your phone.

You never see her again.

See? I told you it was a quick story Wink

Having tons of girls on the go also makes it far less likely that I’ll put in the time to follow up properly – and as the advanced guys will tell you – follow up is very, very important! Imagine: You’ve got 12 phone numbers from the weekend. Will you call them all? Are you going to put the time in calling/texting, leaving messages/ keeping track of who didn’t answer, who u left a message for, what you said, etc, as effectively for each of these 12 girls as if you’d just met ONE girl that entire month?? No way hose!

Another point that nobody ever seems to bring up: If you don’t treat a girl like she’s special, and that you really want HER – she’ll notice. If you treat her like she’s just another one of many girls you’ve got on the go – she’ll notice that too. This doesn’t preclude you from hooking up with girls – but it may affect the type of women you’ll be able to get in the long term.

Another symptom of overabundance is that guys at the intermediate level often start using the reasoning “well I have other girls,” or “I’m already getting laid” to not approach. But guess what – these are just excuses! And it’s very easy to go from “bah, I’m getting laid, I don’t have to approach her” to “Uh oh – my girl left me and now I’ve got Approach anxiety again!”

So what can we all do not to fall into this trap?

Always keep approaching – even when you’re getting some, no matter what, always!

Don’t get 12 phone numbers when you go out! Just talk to 2 or 3 girls – get to KNOW them. Would you rather have 2 solid closes? Or 12 girls you barely spoke to that are going to flake?

GO after each girl like you MEAN it. REALLY go after her. This means only approach girls you’re REALLY attracted to!

Go for her like u don't know u can get a million other girls like her – FORGET you know game - go for her like you only ever SEE a girl you meet every few weeks, or months even.

Go after her like you have no game Wink

Hey – you might even make her feel special or something!

Perhaps in a strange way, the key is knowing about game but behaving in a manner which suggests that you don’t. As Bruce Lee said “The art of fighting, without fighting….”

Maybe we should have a new motto in the seduction community. “The art of picking up, without picking up!”

Don’t be retards. Follow up all your leads! If you’re unsure where to start – start right away! I like to send a text that says “miss me yet?” to a girl 3 minutes after I’ve walked away from her.

Cute, right?

In conclusion:

Girls are abundant, but quality girls are rare.

Perhaps rarer now than ever before….


Slighltly better sex with ARgentinian #2

alrighty..... so Last week we filmed a pilot episode here in Buenos Aires that involved me going around and trying to pick girls up. one of the girls i opened was pretty cute with a hottie little bod and i got her number

did i think i've ever see her again? no. not really. well, not at all.

nightgame number close = fucking worthless

but, i had to try anyways

so, i text her and i'm like "listen, i'm leaving town for the weekend. come meet me tonight at 8pm at the starbucks!" (i had a date with this other hottie at 6pm who was meeting her friend at 8pm, so it made sense!"

right - so the first hottie shows up. She's cute but not as hot as she looked at this house party I met her at. However, it was pretty fucking amazing i got her out.

a) she was by a long shot the hottest girl in the party

b) she's an actress/bartender/writer blah blah social butterfly

What did I do at the party? WAs myself, spoke to her a bit. she didn't care too much, left her alone. spoke to her some more... gave her a massage ... played the question game. she couldn't think of a question after 2 fucking questions. then she had to go to the bathroom. i let her go, and then she was talking to other people at the party. on her way out i told her to give me her number and i'd send her some funny texts. she did

bit of text stuff back and forth and she agrees to meet. it helped that i did a comedy show the night before and her friend (who was in the audience) texted her and said i was awesome. anywho:

I didn't really feel any chemistry with her. at all. like i didn't wanna fuck her. i brought that up and she agreed and we talked about how lame dudes try and pick her up. i told her about my "second job" and she thought it was great.

i told her i had a date with another girl after her.. she was a bit jealous. she also texted me after she's left saying "have you got your tongue in her mouth yet? let me know if you need any advice!"

I think I can still sleep with her. i'm not sure. i'm not even sure i want to. but maybe. it doesn't matter i really don't care.

uhhhhh right so she leaves, second girl shows up

now, this girl's quite fun. just one of those fun girls, you know? first thought "your not as hot as you were in the club" ... second thought "i still wanna fuck you"

we talk a bit about BS. lying game: she goes out on the 3rd question.

Qustion game: goes great, we're just talking thilthy fucking sex and she's asking me thilthy sex. it's on. she gives me exactly zero resistance... touching, poking, kissing her neck, kissing... zero

at some point she says "i'm not going to sleep with you" and i'm like "what are you, retarded? let's get the fuck out of here!" and she's like "no i'm not going to sleep with you!"

so... after that.. like 20 mins more of talking and my kissin her neck and she says "actually, there's a bus that goes near my house from your house"

I say "took you long enough. let's go"

She says "ok!" ... followed by "this is crazy!"

yea yea. really crazy. we come in, quick tour of the house (says hi to my mates) straight upstairs and we get down to business

this girl wasn't a fucking prude. nice blowjob.... she's horny... she has good tits and a good ass. pretty good.... i fucked her for about 20 mins, tho i wasn't too into it.


It's actually great having only one condom. I told her on the way, i only have one... like maybe i could buy some. she said "nah i have to get the last bus before 12 (it was almost 10pm) so i don't have much time is enough" and i didn't argue

so - if you're not that into it... "having one condom only" will keep you from having to fuck again if you don't really want to. you can always "find" another condom or whatever. just a thought - it's just another false time constraint.

anywho - i almost came 4 times so I guess it was alright. i just wasn't that into her. i fucked her on principle. i hit on her, got her number, and she wanted to fuck. so i did what had to be done

fucking fuck, hot girls are adding me on FB from my comedy show. gotta hit some of that

i think i'm getting a feel for the argy girls. you just have to be super super super pesky. that's it. you have to turn up the aggression post game

POST GAME is everything. numbers don't mean shit unless you have tight text/phone game. that's what you MUST have. My phone / text game is good only when i really try. but after a couple of text if the girl doesn't agree to meet me - i loose interest because i've already met another 5 girls who's # i've gotten.

I've been falling into my own trap. I wrote an article called "too much abundance can be bad" which I have to fucking re-read.

Essentially ... it talks about what i've been doing. HAving too many leads and not investing enough time in any of them

Better to have 3 hot girls you're really TRYING to get than 35 you send like one or two texts too half heartedly

women have to know you're really fucking going after them. especially if they're hot, and especially if they know they're hot. or... more than that. if they are actually fucking high value. they don't want some douchebag just sending them like a couple of texts. u think they're gonna fuck you off that?

nah. you gotta but the fucking work in.

i'm a douche for not following my own god damn theories. ah well.

I haven't put that article on my site, but I'll post it as I publish this for you guys. Alright. Peace out.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

What the fuck am I doing



did my comedy show. one of my bootcamp students brings 2 girls, one is hot with a fucking AMAZING body who is throwing herself at me all night. i didn't wanna grab her details as i figured it's my students target..... later he says "nah fuck her, i can when you leave BA"

anyways her and her friend (and this kiwi guy) were cool and I was going to meet them after this ONE THING i had to do (filming for this show) ... i arrange to meet them somewhere and of course, that bar is closing when i get there and they are gone

all i had to do was have them stick with us and i've have fucked this HORNY HOT AMERICAN

god i suck. WTF was i thinking?? putting my friends TV pilot before vagina. hehe

i could have done both tho, seriously. FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

another old lesson not followed. if it's a sure thing, DONT LET THEM OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SIGHT

such a douche.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Boundries are very important....

couple of things have happened in the last few days that have made me think about how it's very important to be fucking CLEAR with people - especially with any types of negotiations

you have to say exactly what you will, and will not agree to/tolerate/stand for

It's better to just walk away altogether then confirm in some wishy washy fucking way. Then you're just wondering/worrying about if it's going to work out or if you'll get what you want/need


Nothing is worth sacrificing your self respect, or what you know it right.

Nothing is worth wasting my fucking time on.

I'm never going to do that shit again. If I know what I want, and I think it's reasonable... and you won't meet my terms - you can fuck off. I'd rather not deal with you at all.

that's my new policy. I know, it sounds a bit hitlerish. But it's just another epiphany i've had as clear as day.

When i'm running the show, i'm running the show. IF someone else wants to run it, that's fine.

But if it's my show, it's my fucking show. You can piss off if you don't like it.

End of.

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Functional openers are amazing!

Fuck - indirect approaches have been working really well. Esp when you're a tourist. it's amazing. i just do any ol' functional opener and they ALWAYS stop dead, trying to help me. then i just transition and that's it. i get a number like every time.

I think the reason it works so well is that people are socially programmed to help people with certain things, like the time. or if they are lost. And, once you've stopped them and they realize you're not a psycho killer, it's easy enough to carry on the conversation....

I think you can have like a 98% stop rate with functional... while direct is much lower. Maybe like, 50-70% depending on where you are globally. Some girls, will just RUN when you go direct. I wrote a whole article on it already, so I'm not going to go into it. It's on my website if anyone wants to read it.

But seriously, guys - don't be scared to ask 'em where shit is. Who cares what the opener is, as long as it stops the girl??? Yea, if she's absolutely stonking hot i'll feel like a douche asking her where the laundromat is.... because it's not congruent with my core anymore. But.... otherwise, who gives a FUCK? It's just an opener. Do what will get her to fucking STOP!!!

ONe thing i've been teaching on bootcamp which is great (easy to use and fun) is this...

"Excuse me... can you help me? (wait for girl to stop....) .... I'm looking for..... a clown factory. Do you know where I can buy a clown? Yeh... I know slavery is bad, right. But it's a clown, so it doesn't count really....

Now... there is no clown factory. It's goofy. That's why it's good... she realizes it's a joke, but after you've gotten her stopped by using her societal "must help" programming. you see?

Another example

"Hey, uhhh Can you help me? I'm looking for..... the woman of my dreams. ARe you available?" ;)

See what I did? By pretending you need their help you give yourself that moment you need... just long enough to get their attention and show them you're having FUN! (or in this case, going direct after using a functional opener)

Another one that seems popular with the lads "Hey, excuse me... can you help me? I'm looking for..... a woman that's just as hot as you... but RICH!!"

You can actually mix and match the types of openers. It's fun stuff. Like that was functional to funny, and functional to funny/direct (my favorite!)

but you can go from situational/direct or functional/direct, or situational/funny

Sometimes I'll admit to making something up to meet the girl as part of the opener. Like

"Hey, wow, that's a really cool button! it's a kitty! I love kitties!"

girl "oh yeah, thanks!"

"Ok!! I admit it! IT WAS ALL A LIE!! I don't like your button! I just thought you were gorgeous and I wanted to meet you. Don't hate me!"

Can you guess which category that falls into? It's tricky ;) If anyone guesses right, they get a virtual hug from me.

Can you think of any examples? That's your homework. Post 'em up, or you're in big trouble.

Anyways, hope that's useful. i have to get to bed!

Sets, sets, sets

This one hottie I met on the weekend called me today. English teacher. Really hot, 34 .... she kept insisting she was just calling me just to find out where i'd be performing. I tried to arrange a meetup so I could improve my spanish and she said "you don't wanna learn spanish!" ... then i asked if she thought my plan was to seduce her. I had to explain it as she didn't understand me. Eventually she was like "ah, ya... that's not going to happen, just so you know"

In otherwords, that's going to happen. Women are so flippin obvious. They are like politicians. Every time they deny something, it's true. Every time they insist they are doing something for a specific reason, it's always for another reason. It's like fucking clockwork.

"oh, i'm just calling you to find out about your show, that's all"

"Ok, i'm just going over to your house to see that movie, that's all"

"Uh, I'm only cupping your balls to see what size underwear you wear, in case I ever buy you underwear"

Do they even realise this shit coming out of their mouth? IT's amazing. I don't know if i'm really going to try with this one... as amazingly I still respect the boyfriend title.

How does that even make sense? I guess it does. If a woman really truly wants to be with one guy - i'm not going to fuck that up for her. Not on purpose, anyways.

I've been thinking more and more about this though.... I know that if I really get to know a girl, and there is a connection - that girl will want to sleep with me, even if she has a BF.

so, then what? Do I give her the polyandrous speech and hope she goes for it? I guess that's better, because I don't want her leaving him for me. That's no good.

So many girls really do have boyfriends though - is it really better just not to ask?? Maybe it is.... maybe just keeping one's mouth shut it the way forward.... but it doesn't feel right. Maybe i should change my name to "moral_pua"


This one other girl i met on a bus. it wasn't really going that well. she spoke ZERO english. At this point my spanish is juuust enough to get by... and try pick up girls. But... there just wasn't any chemistry. I thought fuck it, who cares? ... I just hit on her. "me gusto much, quantos novios tienes?" .... she says "lingo una!" (not one!) .... I make fun of her and ask her "quanto tiempo no tienes un novio?" ... she's been single 5 months.

Then, I just stare at her. She asks me if I have a number. We exchange numbers.
Tommorow I'm going to text her saying "you're hot. come over and meet me in palermo..." .... nothing to loose. or worse. i don't really care, so wtf. There was a french girl (BF) who may come to the party this weekend. And in the last couple of days a couple of #'s. Bah I can't even be bothered to call them lol. We'll see. I could make a good run of it these next 2 weeks I think....

Fuck - indirect approaches have been working really well. Esp when you're a tourist. it's amazing. i just do any ol' functional opener and they ALWAYS stop dead, trying to help me. then i just transition and that's it. i get a number like every time.

I think the reason it works so well is that people are socially programmed to help people with certain things, like the time. or if they are lost. And, once you've stopped them and they realize you're not a psycho killer, it's easy enough to carry on the conversation....

I think you can have like a 98% stop rate with functional... while direct is much lower. Maybe like, 50-70% depending on where you are globally. Some girls, will just RUN when you go direct. I wrote a whole article on it already, so I'm not going to go into it. It's on my website if anyone wants to read it.

But seriously, guys - don't be scared to ask 'em where shit is. Who cares what the opener is, as long as it stops the girl??? Yea, if she's absolutely stonking hot i'll feel like a douche asking her where the laundromat is.... because it's not congruent with my core anymore. But.... otherwise, who gives a FUCK? It's just an opener. Do what will get her to fucking STOP!!!

ONe thing i've been using whilst on bootcamp which is great (easy to use and fun) is this...

"Excuse me... can you help me? (wait for girl to stop....) .... I'm looking for..... a clown factory. Do you know where I can buy a clown?

Now... there is no clown factory. It's goofy. That's why it's good... she realizes it's a joke, but after you've gotten her stopped by using her societal "must help" programming. you see?

Another example

"Hey, uhhh Can you help me? I'm looking for..... the woman of my dreams. ARe you available?" ;)

See what I did? By pretending you need their help you give yourself that moment you need... just long enough to get their attention and show them you're having FUN! (or in this case, going direct after using a functional opener)

You can actually mix and match the types of openers. It's fun stuff.

Anyways, hope that's useful. i have to get to bed!