Sasha's first spiritual epiphany! (no sex, sorry) :P

May 10^th

I can’t believe what just happened to me!! I had a spiritual fucking epiphany today. WHAT THE HELL!!

So I’d done my yoga class and I was feeling good. Once again, even when I think I have the timing PERFECT I miss the hottie. This one was smooking! FUCK!!

ON the way to the subway, there was a lady screaming her head off. I mean, she was really going at it. People were just staring at her like she was insane. A Proper nutcase. I did the same as them… I walked past her, and down the stairs into the subway. Then, a thought entered my head. Maybe I can help this woman. Is she not a human being? This is a soul in torment. I thought for a moment, maybe she’s too far gone, too crazy for me to talk to. But then again, maybe not. I thought, what do you I have to loose? Physically she can’t beat me up. Emotionally she can’t beat me up. I thought about everything I’ve been reading about and decided I had to go and try and help her…

Yes, I’m about top open an HB 0. Thanks you. ;)

I turned around, went back up the stairs and I spoke with her. I said “hey, are you ok?” and she looked at me… and it seemed like… she came back from somewhere. But when our eyes met, I knew she wasn’t 100% crazy. I said “do you need to talk to somebody? If you do, I’ll listen. No strings attached” she said, sure … she told me “I scream so loud, I’ve been screaming out loud for three years. I do it so much, my head hurts. I need some Tylenol!” ..

I ask her, “When did this start, your screaming?”

She says “3 years ago, When my husband had a baby with another woman. And he stole my kids!”

I said “that’s terrible. That’s really a terrible thing to happen. I myself had a traumatic childhood… I ran away from home, was homeless, death… but I went on and I got thru it… things can get better…” .. she was listening so I went on…

I asked her “are you homeless, hungry?” she says “no, I have a place” … I said “your kids they are safe? They are fed and clothed?” she said “yes” … I said “well, what are you screaming for? Everything is O.K. I told her how lucky she was to be in Canada, that kids were getting their heads blown off in Iraq…. That she could be happy if she chose to me…

She said “those wars, they’re not my fault are they? They’re not happening because of what the media has said about me?” … I said “no sweetie, those wars are because of greedy asshole like george bush, fighting for oil. They have nothing to do with you” … she seemed relieved. She said “I get paranoid sometimes… they have me on lithium for 6 months, but I don’t think it helps!”

I said, “maybe lithium isn’t what you need….” … I told her that the evil inside her is trying to drive her insane, but that it doesn’t have to defeat her. That there is still hope for her. I asked her “do you wanna end up like one of those crazy ladies on the corner? Homeless? “ she said “no, I don’t want that” … I said “Then recognize that god loves us all, that we are all one, and that god loves you, and that you can get past this and have a happy life… that you can still choose your fate….”

She nodded her head and said “yes… I believe that too”

I told her she’d see her kids again, but it wasn’t going to happen if she kept on like this. I told her to get a new psychologist (the old one she said wasn’t any good) and that she had the power to control her thoughts. That we all had that power.

I just generally re-assured her, listening to what she had to say and chatted to her for a few minutes. I didn't get to preachy about the re-incarnation shit or any of that.. i just wanted to help her not go crazy. I didn't really want to tell her all about re-incarnation or that stuff... I don't think really she was ready for that, so i mainly just used logic and spoke about god, and good in general – and our own power to choose our destiny.

She understood and she tanked me.

We chat some more, and after a while we had a pause, and she said quite normally

“I have to catch my streetcar”

I just got blown out by an HB0! Waaahahah!!

WEll, she wasn't screaming anymore! That's a start!

Anyways, as I went into the subway I felt really good about what I’d done. It was a good thing to do, afterall. To help another person. But, then I thought “hey, that was a soul in torment. I’d helped another soul on it’s journey. I helped pull her, at least somewhat, from the darkness to the light.

You see – in this book I’m reading it explains that, there are many different dimensions where our souls go when we die. The more developed your soul is, the higher up it gets. So, your average joe, that isn’t evil, goes to the 4^th dimension. If you’re really good, you go to the 5^th, super good, 6^th and so one depending on your level of awareness, love, compassion, and how much you help others. Jesus is in the 9^th dimension, as is Confucius, ghandi, etc ..

Anyways, there is a hell too, but not in the Christian sense. Some souls that have refused the light of Buddha, they are in the lower part of the 4^th dimension and they feed off the evil thoughts of US humans. So, when people become possessed here on earth (and there are many documented cases of this) it’s these bad spirits controlling them. But they can only get in there, if you manifest unhealthy thoughts and let them. Right. Oh – and your soul doesn’t stay in hell forever – but long enough for you to learn that you’ve done wrong and then you can get on with it. OK!

So, if this is true (and I was thinking about this…)

I knew that the demons from hell were poisoning her mind and for those few minutes that we spoke, I guess in a way I showed her the light. I gave her hope. I moved her closer to God. I’d helped another soul on it’s journey in this life. And just in that moment, as I was sitting there the subway thinking about what I’d done - suddenly – I felt joy. I mean, just really really happy. And, I felt like a wave of heat in my upper body. It was in my forehead and in my arms and a bit in my chest, and down my back. I understood in that moment that this is the highest calling for any person – I understood that thie is why I am here. To help others on this journey. I understood for me, i'm not just here to be a comedian, or a dating coach... I understood that to help other people is the greatest thing you can do. To help them understand the truth of our existence is a big part of that…. I Knew it.

IT wasn’t like a logical thought. I hadn’t worked it out using my mind. I just felt it. I felt joy when I understood what I’d done, and I felt that in my soul. In the moments after that, everything just felt more intense. I looked at other people on the train, and they just seemed, a bit brighter. Like It was slightly harder to look at people in the face, because, they were just bright. It’s hard to explain. When I looked at these people, I could also feel that they were lost. They were sad, just unaware of any of this, which I’ve just come to understand.

Then I went on and went to a bar for an event. I did meet one lovely 18 year old… who was so weird and nerdy and sexy. I got her number, texted her and she’s replied. We’re gonna do a picnic. It was a puppet show, that also had a woman singing. I was able to sit up straight and maintain good posture (This I attribute to the yoga) but also I was able to focus more, at times on the moment. I let the woman’s voice consume me. At other times, still, I was unable to focus on the moment, I was too excited by what had happened to me, and was actually fantasizing about writing it all down… I thought how much I wanted to blog about all this!! For the rest of that night (tonight) I just felt content. I know that I have to spread this truth to others, because it is the truth. So – both of you horny fuckers that are reading this:

THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN GETTING LAID

That being said, I’m gonna fuck more girls this summer than I ever imagined possible. There’s just more to life than that. Heh.

I want to learn more, I want to become truly enlightened. I want to feel Buddha’s love even more!! My life has changed forever. I understand why I am here - why I was born. I'm not afraid to die anymore - I am kind of curious to see the real world.... so when death comes, it is OK! But, in this life, I want to spread this truth, as well as make people laugh. AS well as get guys laid. I was spread the love – comedy love, sexual love, god's love, to as many people as I can! It’s all love, baby!

By the way, talking about this shit with girls hooks SO Deep I can’t even being to explain. I’ve got this book and I’ve just been saying “hey do u believe in re-incarnation” and that’s it. it’s the opener, hook, everything. BOOM! No game Necessary.

I want to thank you, Japanese girls for giving me that book! You did give it to the right person!! The irony: GAME brought me to this. Technically and otherwise. I spoke to that girl because I wanted to fuck her. I opened her because of GAME! And look where it got me! Hahaha… game brought me to GOD! How fucking ridiculous is that? My DICK brought me to GOD! How much fucking weirder is this pickup blog gonna get, eh?

It’s not even a pickup blog anymore, is it? I don’t know what it is. But I’m gonna keep writing!

I hope you are all doing well, Buddha bless you ;)

Sasha.