I’m not gay or anything, but….
I just had one of the most intense orgasms of my life. And guess what? All it took was me ramming my own middle finger up my asshole, while jacking off.
Oh yea
IT was fucking great!! I musta been in there 20 minutes, jerking, fingerin, jerkin, fingerin… I came so fucking hard I couldn’t actually stand up after. My legs were shaking
When’s the last time a girl made your legs shake??
We often say “pff. Women have clitorises. They have an organ JUST for sex! No fair!”
Fuck that noise. I’ll put the pleasure in my asshole up against a bitches clit any day
That shit was INTENSE!!
Why didn’t I think of this before??
FINGER IN THE ASS! Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
I really don’t think I need woman anymore at all. I love god. God loves me. And I have TEN FINGERS all of which can fit UP MY ASS
The only time I had an orgasm that intense, was 9 years ago when my 31 year old girlfriend stuck her tongue in my ass during a blowjob. That was it.
Other than that, this was THE sexual experience of my life. That’s how good it was.
Your homework, fello buckaroonies (or shall I say, fuckaroonies?)
JERK IT, and when you’re close to coming, STICK A FINGER IN YOUR ASS
YOU NEED A CHANGE
AREn’t you TIRED of just chasing GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS all the time?
Why don’t you show some love to the one person that really deserves it?
Don’t you think your asshole is TIRED of you just using for SHITTING…. aLL the FUCKING TIME??
STOP BEING A VALUE TAKER WITH YOUR ASS
Oh – I must say that I combined this with a bit of tantric … I’d come close to coming a few times even before I got my anus involved… so it was really fucking hot by the time I got in there
Ok – I must admit, this wasn’t the first time I’d done it. the first time was a couple of months ago when I had all these thoughts, and just didn’t post. But I’m just as blown away this time.
Now, a couple of words on technique for the asshole newbie (now I’m no expert, but I have figured one thing or two)
It doesn’t feel good if go ahead and impale yourself if you’re not horny. You have to be really fucking horny. Otherwise you’re just a weirdo with a thumb up your ass… and you just feel like a fucking idiot
Also, if you’re close to orgasm and you bring your hand down there and it’s not exciting you… just kind of move your finger around the rim of your asshole… it will start to feel pretty good and from there… you’re on your own!! You have to go pretty deep to hit the G spot – I’m not sure if I’ve ever hit mine. But don’t worry… even just fluffing around the edges and going in a bit feels FUCKING AMAZING!!
Wow. I’ve made a lot of gay jokes before, but this is the gayest shit I’ve ever posted for SURE.
Fuck it. I don’t care. I’m too happy to give a fuck right now. Maybe this post will seem like a stupid idea in the morning. Haha.
Oh shit.
4 comments:
Sasha I always knew you were kinda different from other puas but wow ...that is one of the gayest posts I've ever read. Don't chase girls anymore? Are you fucking kidding me? Sasha I'm sure prison would be like heaven for you. This is too funny. I'm also gunna leave this as anonymous just to piss you off...Sasha...i looked up to you and this is what you do...
Listen buddy. Sounds like somebody needs to relax...
Have you tried a finger up the bum?
Lovely stuff.....
Just wondering if you're planning on taking it to the next level ? Why stop at only 1 finger - you've got another 9 available ? They all need some Sasha-bum-love too.
Serious point though- where / how did you learn tantra ? Any recommendations ? Be great to get a post on that.
Loving the blog and your perspective on life.
Keep on keeping on.
Much love,
A. Nonny Mouse
Mouse:
a nonny mouse. i see what you did there
fuck you.
Yes, I am planning on eventually getting all my fingers in my bum at once. just like the porn movies when they.... enough said.
erm - yea read "the multi orgasmic man" by mantak chia
also there is a truly amazing book by this woman who went around the world learning all this stuff. it's big, and helps to have a partner to learn the stuff but not essential. can't remember the name but i'll find out and whack it in here. tons of material out there but it really does take time to get better...... i haven't had a GF long enough to get into it :( ... but hopefully at some point i'll be able to explore it properly!
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