June 15th - Another revelation about daygame - but from my old wing MC!

My buddy MC told me something he noticed about daygame. HE said

“I’ve noticed that when I open well, the rest of the set goes fine. Even if I stop talking, the girls will stand there. And sometimes they’ll say stuff, or ask me questions. But they don’t try and get away. Also because I know I can open properly i’m no longer afraid of what’s going to happen after I open. I think it was the fear of failure that kept me from opening well. Not that I know I can open well, I don’t have that fear in the back of my mind anymore – so the sets go fine!”

Interesting. I knew opening was important. I guess for Emcee it was even more important than for the rest of us. I always wondered wtf was going on with him. He’s funny and all that but just always is saying how he sucks with girls, etc. even recently, he was actually sleeping with 2 girls. 2 girls. and yet he’s moaning about how he sucks. What the fuck is that? I’d say to him “you’re fine. You’ve just got all these negative thoughts in your head about your game” and he’d say “I know I know” but then wouldn’t change shit. I guess he needs to change his beliefs. This is some deep inner game shit. this really illustrates how you have to have your inner game down before you even go out to sarge… otherwise it’s just going to be frustrating.

So many guys out there can’t get any results in field…but that’s because girls can tell immediately if you have your shit together or not. Then can tell straight away! I think really getting one’s inner game sorted should be everyone’s first priority. Get your life together. Your beliefs. Your goals. Who are you? What do you want? Why are you on this fucking planet? If you know the answers to these questions, you will find yourself not even worrying about about girls…. they will flock to you like a chinaman to a rice parade.

(I like throwing in a bit of unnecessary rasicm to my analogies. Just to spice things up)

I think it did it backwards, lol. I got better with girls, and then that brought me to get the rest of my life together (which I’m still working on, obviously) …..

I guess most of us in game do it ass backward. Weird I guess. But I suppose getting your shit together is better than not getting your shit together. Does it really matter, the order? As long as we all get there in the end.

Shit tho – I’ve said this before. Pickup is just “self help” with the focus on getting laid. The concepts, exercises, … most of the principles are exactly the same. Half the stuff from the “blueprint” is Eckhart tolle and classic self help stuff. Of course, you have to study that other shit to realize where it comes from. But most things in “game” are just borrowed concepts re-shaped and applied to “getting pussy!”

Go figure.

Not all – there are some genuine pioneers out there. But on a deep level I believe you could get near the same success with women just doing a tony robins, self help shit, and bettering yourself. Actually nah. It still won’t get you thru your AA. Lol. But …. You know what I mean.

I digress. So yea – opening well. It’s really important :P

June 13th - grrrr .... yummy....

Had an amazing night with the blonde that came to my comedy show. I’ll call her hbkarate as she’s got a high up fancy belt in Karate. We met, walked around, got food … we had a really awesome discussion – just about everything.

we were gonna go to a show around 11.30 and I was like “you know what I really wanna do….. I just wanna go back to your place, cuddle you and watch a movie!” …. She thinks about it a while and she’s like “yea ok….” …. I say “look, we’re not gonna have sex tonight, ok? …. But I am allowed to tease you” ;)

Hehe

Well, tease her I did. I did everything to her, but I didn’t let her do shit to me. Hehe. No sex, nothing!! I just pleased her…massage, fingers, oral, the lot. In the morning I said “did you really think we wouldn’t have sex when I was coming over last night?” … and she thinks about it and says “I thought I’d just see how it went. I guess I thought we really wouldn’t” (ya … right… I’m sure she’s convinced herself of this but …. She knew……I could even tell by her answer….”

We tried to watch a movie at night but only got thru like 30 mins… the movie wasn’t very good to be fair. I bit her everywhere…. She liked the aggression. She had marks all over her body! Oops… and a pretty bad hickie near her hip and a small one on the neck. We had pancakes in the morning, talked more and then I split around noon.

I actually have a real connection with her. We’ve had extremely similar traumas in our lives… shit that nobody has. It really is something. We talked for hours and hours and hours.

Gamewise I didn’t use any – in fact I was too complimentary probably .. said to her “I wouldn’t change anything about your body” …but of course I should have added “But that head of yours!” ….

It’s really interesting the fact that if you have natural attraction – if a girl is just into you – you don’t really need game. Just do whatever. Then again I suppose it’s easy for me to say, as I’ve internalized so much shit. just don’t be super needed or whatever and you should be ok. Still…. It just seems so … easy, ya know? I guess this is what it should be like….

June 07th - Good date! On a weeknight. Sigh.

Had a date with this blonde that came to my comedy show. I met her in a restaurant… she was with 2 girls and a guy.. I joked around with them all, and before I left just said “hey you guys seem fun, come to my show” and I got her on facebook. She was very receptive on FB and came to my show the other night… and I got her number after the show.

We went to a high school musical. (don’t ask) … it was ok but we wanted to talk and left half way thru. This was a painful reminder why it’s never a good idea to see a movie, or a play or any of that shit for a date. It’s RETARDED. You can’t talk to her at ALL. What the fuck was I thinking? Well my friend was the pianist for the show which is why I wanted to go. And it was a good cause, but WHAT THE FUCK. I can’t understand why normal guys would take girls to the movies on a date. Do guys still do that?? Really?? It’s so fucking painful. unless it’s start trek or some shit. or a cool alternative movie, like kung fu or something fun. Horror, u know. Where the girls all grabbing you and shit. that’s ok. But to the shitty ass boring standard Hollywood movies. NO.

After we escaped the clutches of high school musical mediocrity……Chatting we actually have some personal (painful) shit in common. She does have a quirky sense of humour. I didn’t use anything even resembling game chatting to her. We just talked. Well.. putting my hands on her, kissing her neck… kissing her. It all seemed so natural. I guess it’s easy when the girl is into you. No game required

The plan was to go to her place but she said at like 9 she turns into a pumpkin at 10… she has to be u at 7am for a meeting. She has a proper job and all. I walk her to the car, making out 3 times on the way. the last time on the car.. serious tongue and groping action. These is a chance I could get back to hers but I know it’s not the right move. She has to work, and it’s a virtually a guaranteed lay next week. Why push for it here?

Interesting tho – she’s a good girl. was in a relationship for 10 years (wow) which ended last summer. Since then, she’s just dated one guy for a bit. That’s it. She’s like a 2 on the partygirl scale. I always feel guilty sleeping with these type of good girls because I know she wants to date properly and all….

Fuck!

She only dates one guy at a time… she’s never had a one night stand or a fling. Or anything like that. Hhmmmmm. And yet, here we are on date 1 and I know if it was a fri or sat I’d have nailed her.

Also: I broke my own non escalation rule (don’t escalate or heavy makeout/grope if you can’t close) … but it felt ok. I guess if there is a real connection (more than just attraction) it’s ok to break the rule….. If the girl likes you it’s ok to make out. If she flakes and I never see her again I’ll feel like an idiot. But… I’m guessing it will be fine. One long date with a couple of bounces and it should be a done deal

I’m already thinking how to frame the whole “Dating” thing … or ‘ I don’t want anything serious, etc” ….i actually mentioned Johnny soporno’s philosophy to her in passing. Like “I have a friend that…” … she wasn’t against it, but said she just was the way she was. Fair enough

Now knowing she wouldn’t want to sleep with me if she knew I was always gonna sleep with other girls, is it wrong to sleep with her and not tell her first? It’s a bit dodgy. I may tell her before… but I’ll do it right before I sleep with her so it’s too late. Like I’ll have my thumb in her while licking her clit and I’ll be like “listen, I’m not really looking for anything serious and I don’t wanna mislead you. Should we stop?”

Hahahah

No. I dunno. I guess I’ll kind of wing it, but I don’t want to hurt the girl. she’s a sweet girl.

Oh she’s early 30’s and has a fucking stonking hot body. Tiny, 105 pounds, flat stomach, amazing ass. Like really nice. I couldn’t believe it when I grabbed her ass. I was like “holy shit” … I’m not even an ass guy, but damn.

It's funny how 32 is an much "older" woman for me. Like, i'm 30 ... but i always date girls in their 20's ... at 32 she's like, and older lady. you know? it's retarded. like she looks in her 30's... it's weird. i really think i'll be dating girls in their 20's for the next 20 years. it is what it is... i just like 'em HOT. i'm not saying there aren't hot girls in their 30's. there are. just not many of them.

I’ll ring her in a couple of days and arrange a date… for the weekend.

June 06th - Car game is hilarous. We are douchebags!!

Was downtown in the day. Approached one super hottie just makin fun of her outfit. She laughs. Then I come clean “alright, I don’t care about the outfit. It was all a lie. I just think you’re adorable and It was an excuse to talk to you”

She loves it. she has a fiancée. Fair enough. I actually explain to her my “how many boyfriends do you have” routine and she says it’s great. I ask her if she has any friends that would love me. She says to come with her to this shop she works in. as I go in, the girls in the shop aren’t remotely cute. But I start talking to this really chill guy. He’s a zen shiatsu guy. We talk for like an hour. I make him take a loot at my back. In the 3 mins he had on my back I felt awesome and warm and tingly… and in those 3 mins the hottest girls I’ve seen walked by that window. And it felt so good sitting there I just couldn’t bring myself to get up. That was dum. I mean like some SMOKING hot girls walked by. I was like “damn” … I tell him I want a massage right then and he says he need to prepare but to go to his house In about an hour. Sweet. Now before you get any ideas, blog readers, let me just say this. I have back issues. I really needed a massage. Ok? Ok. On the way to his house I open this cute Indian looking girl … it was a gay opening. Like “why are you in the subway? It’s awesome outside!” .. and then I called her evil cuz she was drinking starbucks. Chat, blah blah after a couple of stops I’m like “look I have to get off soon. If you think I’m cute you better ask me for my number” and she’s like “what? I’m a girl, you should ask ME for MY number.” … I say “ok what’s your number?” and I get it from her.

I ask “now, are you gonna pick up when I call?” …

She says “I might” … oh and I don’t have voicemail…

Ugh. I can see where this is going.

I say “ok, I’ll call you – but only once!!” as I get off the train.

That was in the moment. I like that. You’re telling them up front, they get one call. hmm…. Maybe an expanded version … like “Girls are flakey and in the moment, bla bla… I’m only gonna call u once”

Hmmm….. dunno if giving them an ultimatum is good lol. But we’ll see what happens.

Went out at night with a new friend. Let’s call him… CrazyAsian. He’s got game… is in an LTR but it’s open so he can do what he wants. A good spot to be in.

Now, basically it was fucking 12.30 by the time we left for downtown. For the 2^nd night in a row we just wandered around talking to really drunk girls. ugh. I’m actually not even attracted to the majority of these girls. One girl was stonkin hot, 20, and off her face. She can’t even stand straight. What the fuck am I doing talking to her? Sigh.

In one venue where there was karaoke this one girl is giving me ioi’s … I go talk to her. She’s not actually that not… I’m chatting to her out of boredom and some douche comes in like “excuse me” and whisks her away… they were already hooking up and shit. great. I got amogged with a girl I had no interest in. if I was in a proper set I’d have been outraged … I didn’t even know what to feel lol. Why was she staring at me when she was already hooking up with that guy? Oh year – cuz girls are totally 100% functioning on their emotions in the moment. I knew that.

I’ll tell you what was funny though. At the end of the night, we tried to do “Car game” … so riving around in CrazyAsian’s car trying to give girls a lift that were waiting for cab’s. this was the first time I’ve done this. Now, I know it’s creepy. But it’s fun. Really fun. In fact, because what we’re doing is dodgy/creepy – that MAKES it a challenge, which makes it fun. It’s totally socially unacceptable. We were literally driving around going “hey! Get in the car! We’ll give you a lift! We won’t hurt you. I swear. I haven’t killed anyone since 1996. get in the car!” … it was fucking hilarious. There was this one 3 set of girls, 2 of them were cute. We’re like “who are you gonna trust, a stranger in a cab, who wants money for a lift? Or two cute guys who will take you for free? How is this any more dangerous?”

Which makes sense, when you think about it.

Anyways, we were just being charming and funny and one of the girls was down. Like, she was DOWN. She comes over to the car and is chatting with use… we can see she’s not just wants to get in the car, she wants to FUCK. Her friends eventually dragged her away but it got me thinking – if a 2^nd girl fell for our charms… they’d have pressured the 3^rd girl to get in the car, right? So we go for a ride, joke around. Say “hey, let’s get some food at XYZ” and after some chow take them to my house for an orgy. I’m sure it happens all the time.

After we pulled away I joke around that I should have just grabbed her arm, and pulled her into the car. It would have been fucking hilarious. Her friends would have FLIPPED OUT as we sped off, her legs kicking out of the window. But, knowing my luck, as I’d have tried to pull her in she’d have whacked her head on the car and fallen onto the pavement. Her friends would be all like “OH MY GOD” and I’d be all like “uhh sorry. It was only a joke!” as we sped off into the distance.

Anyways. Car game. We’re gonna try more of that. It really is a good time, because it’s so fucking chodey and creepy. If you can convince some chicks to get in the car with you –you’ve got game. And u may actually get somewhere.

I Turned down sex. WTF ??

Something happened last night I’d have thought would NEVER happen.

I turned down sex. Sex was put, on a plate, in front of me by a good looking girl….with a good body…. That I like. And I put her in the friend zone. Hahah. WOW. You know? What happened?

Ok – not just any girl. A girl I specifically re-opened on FB to try and fuck. Remember I mentioned how I sent a girl that message… “hey I you’re one of my facebook “Friend”s I don’t know anything about…so tell me….”

And I asked her 4 questions? Well we went back and forth for AGES (the biggest message I’d ever written) …. But it was all real. Like, no game, just us spilling our guts to each other and shit. We have yoga, spiritualism in common. She’ all into re-incarnation and shit too. I’m gonna call her enlightened girl. Or Egirl. No wait… HB_Eg. anyways, HB_Eb and I spoke on the phone a couple of times and I was very c&f. just accusing her of trying to seduce me and get in my pants etc. whenever I said anything poigniant … pointed out one of those things guys are not “Supposed to say” she’s reply “y0u’re funny!”

ANywho… the game elements I applied were just non needyness, C&F.. that’s it. She was super busy and wasn’t taking the steps to meet up with me around 2 weeks ago. I tried to meet up but she was too busy. Did I let it bother me? Nope. All I did was send her an awesome message, with my number in…. saying “ok, let me know when you’re free!”

And then I stopped messaging for a few days. Let her miss me a bit. She’s write me a long one…. And eventually I’d reply. This went on for a bit, and then finally I got a text. “Can you guess who this is?” … so of course I messed around acting like I didn’t know which girl it was. I named like 4 different girls before getting to her. Hehe. So, I just kept it fun on text but didn’t really try and meet up with her. I waited till she asked me. Eventually she said “are you free on thur?” and I was like “I can fit you in….” and she came over. We watched kung fun, talked about spiritual shit and played poker. What a cool girl!

Unfortunately, I’ve been getting fucked so good by hbkarate I really just didn’t see the point. Why? What’s the reason? The sex isn’t going to be better than what I’m already having … I know this. I’m not as attracted to this girl either. We may have more in common. But the attraction just isn’t as strong. I actually didn’t feel the need to sleep with her. I love how at this point in my life, I’m justifying when I’m not gonna sleep with a girl. like I HAVE to sleep with any hot girl I can. What the fuck is that? I think PU has made me weird. I have to sleep with every fucking hot girl now?? What?? Since when? I actually opened up to this girl about all this. I told her how many girls I’ve been with etc etc… how I’ve stopped seeing girls as anything but sexual objects etc etc. she listened. She still wanted to fuck my brains out. LOL

How interesting is that? I mean I told her: I’m a player. I Fuck girls and never see them again. I date many girls at once. Bla blab la

She doesn’t care. She wants cock. This just goes to show – if they like you, they like you. It don’t make a lick of difference. Then again, hb_el is really enlightened and wise and sees things for what they are. She knows who I am really. So me fucking around with girls doesn’t lower me in her eyes. But, I guess it depends on the girl. If you tell every girl that shit some of them will undoubtedly kick you in the balls, and run away screaming.

It’s got me thinking tho, you know? Like… I dunno. It’s like I was just trying to fuck girls because I could? To get better at getting girls? I suppose that’s it. But now I feel like… I don’t really need to. Like I’m getting laid and I’m happy with my sex life with this girl so, what’s the point? I saw this smoking hottie yesterday. I ran back and opened her briefly. She stopped, as did her friend. I could have gone for it, but I was more interested in getting food with my friends than talking to this girl. I mean she was amazing. But I was hungry. This would have been unheard of 3 months ago. Really I should have gone for a superfast # close. I’ve thought about this before. Something like “hey, I’m sure you get billions of guys hitting on you all the time. I know this. But I’m awesome. Listen, take a crazy chance. Give me your number and I’ll give u call sometime…”

I think talk for 2 mins, just so she knows you’re not crazy and get the #. I know, I know. The flake rate is like 90% on this. But, isn’t there a way to do it where it won’t be so high? Does anyone know? Fak.

So … yea.. I didn’t do anything with her sexually. I managed not to even make out with her. Sure, there were some cuddling. I may have felt her titties up. And given her a naked back rub with her in her undies. And she gave me one (hey, she lost it in a poker game, fair and square) … but nothing happened.

Am I gay? Am I pussywhipped? Is HbKArate my GF now??

Once I’m actually sleeping with a girl and it’s good… what’s the point? I know fucking some other girl with a rubber will never compare. I won’t know her, wont have the chemistry, and I hate sex with condoms. So it becomes pure ego gratification. That’s a stupid reason to sleep with girls. It doesn’t actually make you a better man. Or a better person. Or closer to enlightenment. Unless, (as I suppose in my case) you have to go thru it to realize that’s not what you’re life is really about. That makes sense.

Perhaps I’m maturing and realizing I don’t have to sleep with every girl I can?

I dunno. I guess we’ll just see what happens….

Oh. That being said, she’s bisexual and is up for a threesome. Boo ya!

Maybe I haven’t matured that much…. :P

wahahah i got yelled at for being naked

I got yelled at for being naked in a pool today. That’s right. I was swimming in there with a couple of buddies. I was wearing these terrible old ass raggedy underwear. They were shit. that’s why I wore the for swimming, see? Anyways I’m swimming along and I can feel them coming off. I figure “hey, here’s an opportunity for comedy”

So I Let them come off. Then after we’ve stopped swimming I’m standing there in the shallow end. I look at my friend’s and say “Guess what fellas!” …. I lift the underwear up. They look puzzled. Then I jump straight up exposing my nuts and bolts. They scream and recoil in terror. It was funny.

Should be the end of the story right? Well, no. it wasn’t. So… as I’d swum around a bit nekked I was actually thinking “this is quite nice!” … all your shit is just free. It feels good. Now my friends headed into the sauna. I wanted to do a few more laps to get my heart rate up. So I was all like “yea you guys go ahead. It’s cool. I’ll be there in a moment” … and I continued with my nekked swimming. Nice. So, this man, maybe late 40’s comes in and says “hey buddy, are you a resident?” …. Sure…. “You’re not allowed to swim naked! What unit are you in? If you do it again, I’ll have you banned from the swimming pool. I’m on the board of directors!!”

Now, I pretty much just said it was a joke and that I wouldn’t do it again.

Now, I must say I’m a little disappointed with my performance. I mean…. I mean for a professional funny guy, that was a bit weak. But I have to say, being yelled at while you’re naked kinda puts you off a bit. I mean, I was actually covering up my shit. I was naked during the yelling. Are you with me here? Now Here’s what I should have done.

“oh, hey there. Relax. You have to learn to relax. What unit? Why do you want to know that, eh big boy? Hmmm I like you. Do you always chat up naked men in the pool? Look. Let me just get my underwear on… get out of the pool, and we can get to know each other properly. Better yet, why don’t you take your clothes and get in, hmm?”

That’s what should have happened. Damn it. I froze up. Ah well. Next time ;)

My immune system is gonna get much better

The actual title for this post is "My immune system is a piece of shit" but i'm trying to keep is positive. haha.

Went to see a naturopath today. Apparently, my shit is fucked up!!

This isn’t directly game related… actually, fuck that. Of course health is game related. Anyways I’ve spend (so far) $300 in consultations (And it’s not over yet) so I figure I may as well share what I’ve learned. Maybe some of you can benefit.

Basically – I decided to see one because I keep getting sick all the time. Like ALL The time. Fortunately I’d just had my blood and urine tests from the sex clinic so I had them forwarded over to her. Yay! I kept track of what I was eating last week and we went thru that this week. So now I’m going to be going thru some major changes in diet.

So, if you get sick a lot and you have a shitty ass immune system, this is for you. If you’re healthy and don’t get sick, this blog entry is going to be a waste of your motherfucking time, so don’t bother!

Ok. Here goes!

First off, I’m eating too much stuff that isn’t great. Not shit. I don’t eat shit. but not great. Like normally I’ll have like pasta and veg, or pasta with meat. Or rice and meat. Oatmeal in the morning. Sometimes French toast or pancakes (on weekends) …. Pita’s… sometimes veggies as snacks etc. basically I wasn’t eating too badly

BUT

Not enough veggies and fruit. And the wrong kind of veggies. Yep. I’m eating mainly peppers, zucchini, eggplant, mushrooms, onions… but she said no more eggplant or peppers. I’m supposed to avoid “nightshade’s” …. I’m supposed to have leafy green vegetables. Lots of romaine lettuce, spinash, kiale, swiss chard…. 3 or 4 cups EVERY DAY!!! HALF my plate for lunch AND dinner has to be veggies. Then I can have a quarter carbs (e.g pasta) and a quarter protein … but not any protein! Oh no! I can’t eat red meat more than 1 time per week :( … and no pork! (or maybe she meant 1x per week for either of those) … and chicken, turkey, fish is ok. Beans are good for protein. Other proteiney things: Nuts, seaweed, seeds, soy products (tofu, soy milk etc) … cereals and grains – rye, brown rice, barley etc.

I’m no supposed to cook with virgin olive oil. It being heated up makes it unstable or some shit (it’s bad cuz lots of smoke comes up if you cook it) and I should only cook with GRAPE SEED oil. (I saw a sex video with a guy masturbating women who said that was the best shit. maybe I can buy it in bulk and use it for both?)

Also coconut oil is good. SUPER good for you, takes out free radicals in your system, keeps you young. You should only eat it, u should rub it all over your body. Extra virgin olive oil I put into salads. No more cooking with it! who knew?

Also I’m taking metagenics immucore 3x a day which is mainly zinc, vitamin C and some mushroom extracts… and thyroco for my slow ass thyroid. And vitamin D which is good for thyroid.

I am gonna be one heallllllthy mofo

OH – no meat. That’s gonna be a bitch. I can have red meat once a week. WTF!! But, they put loads of anti bacterial shit into milk and meat which lowers human immune systems. Not good. Arrrghh!!! It’s not permanent, but who knows. Maybe it will take? Once I officially start (after eating up the cheese in my fridge) I’m gonna eat just organic chicken. Mainly. Well…. We’ll see. Fuck. This is gonna be one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. Sigh.

I got Laid!! In Canada! OMFG!!

Spend the entire weekend with HbKarate at her place. We had a bunch of DVD’s and plans but it came to nothing. All we got done was a whole lot of fucking. Man that was a lot of fucking. Like 2 days of fucking. I think 4 or 5 times and like 30-40 mins a time. Not bad for a 30 year old. Oh yeah.

We never even saw one movie. Not one. I mean, wtf? It was just talking, eating, and fucking. I put one movie on… as the credits are rolling I say “u know, probably we’re not gonna get thru this movie. Let’s take our underwear off now just to save time later”

I took my underwear off, got a hard and, put it in her and fucked her for a half hour. We never even got thru the credits. Heh. It was soooood luvin too.

Oh – I’m slightly shit. I ejaculated twice. But, only for her benefit. The first time, she was really close to coming… I knew if I could just go really fast I could set her over. I wanted her to come so I went for it and we came together. But, honestly it was a bit forced so I didn’t really enjoy the orgasm. But it’s cool, I don’t mind taking one for the team. The second time… I don’t remember. I think once the floodgates open it just goes to shit. AH well. I have to cut that out.

I brought up with her that we should do the tantric stuff together and she’s up for it!! I’m gonna order that book about tantric and really get into this shit. oh yeah!! It’s the book I tell everyone to get that I never quite read. Heh. Well I’m gonna fucking do this shit now. Oh yea!!

It was really, really good sex. Really good. Like hot. Hmmmmmmmmm. Did I meantion she’s got an awesome body? Like truly truly awesome.

IT took 5 fucking weeks to get Laid in this shithole city. What the fuck? Bah. I was genuinly busy... and I wasn't really going out of my way as I knew it would come. But still. 5 weeks. WHAT THE FUCK. ARe you serious?? That should never happen. Ever. Ah well, it doesn’t matter now. Muahahah. I still haven't gone night gaming. amazing.

Gay.

June 5th - comedy!

June 05^th

Update: well, geekyfunnysexygirl sent me a message, after flaking last week claiming she lost her phone. I ignored it for 3 days. Today I replied with “you are so disorganized! I’ve lost all attraction for you – now I just wanna adopt you and help you get your life together! - “I’m doing a gig tonight at xyz….”

(this is tyler durdens routine… I hate to turn into a routine monkey now but … it was perfect for a really flakey girl!) ….

She sent me 2 messages back saying “I’m sorry you don’t think I am an okay person anymore. School has been crazy! I hope you are awesome tonight. I bet you will” … and right after “I might be able to make it. I’ll try my best. See you later comic?”

I didn’t reply, and she didn’t show up. I think I vowed not to call her again, or contact her but I’m not sure if that’s the right move. I think one text now saying “show was awesome, where were you?? If you want to meet up, give me a call sometime today and we can arrange something….”

The comedy show went awesome!! Tenmagnet showed up while I was on stage, which was hilarious. I wasn’t expecting him, and he actually looks a bit like Cajun, who I was expecting. I was like “I KNOW you….” Eventually I realized it was him.

Cajun was gonna come with a girl but he flaked. That’s right. CAJUN IS A FLAKE! Ha. Take that buddy. Tenmagnet showed up, so that was something.

Well, he probably fucked the girl he was with. He BETTER have!! Hehe it’s ok. I still love him. He’s got an eye patch now. How can you not love someone with an eye patch?

Date with 32 year old petite blonde

Had a date with this blonde that came to my comedy show. I met her in a restaurant… she was with 2 girls and a guy.. I joked around with them all, and before I left just said “hey you guys seem fun, come to my show” and I got her on facebook. She was very receptive on FB and came to my show the other night… and I got her number after the show.

We went to a high school musical. (don’t ask) … it was ok but we wanted to talk and left half way thru. This was a painful reminder why it’s never a good idea to see a movie, or a play or any of that shit for a date. It’s RETARDED. You can’t talk to her at ALL. What the fuck was I thinking? Well my friend was the pianist for the show which is why I wanted to go. And it was a good cause, but WHAT THE FUCK. I can’t understand why normal guys would take girls to the movies on a date. Do guys still do that?? Really?? It’s so fucking painful. unless it’s start trek or some shit. or a cool alternative movie, like kung fu or something fun. Horror, u know. Where the girls all grabbing you and shit. that’s ok. But to the shitty ass boring standard Hollywood movies. NO.

After we escaped the clutches of high school musical mediocrity……Chatting we actually have some personal (painful) shit in common. She does have a quirky sense of humour. I didn’t use anything even resembling game chatting to her. We just talked. Well.. putting my hands on her, kissing her neck… kissing her. It all seemed so natural. I guess it’s easy when the girl is into you. No game required

The plan was to go to her place but she said at like 9 she turns into a pumpkin at 10… she has to be u at 7am for a meeting. She has a proper job and all. I walk her to the car, making out 3 times on the way. the last time on the car.. serious tongue and groping action. These is a chance I could get back to hers but I know it’s not the right move. She has to work, and it’s a virtually a guaranteed lay next week. Why push for it here?

Interesting tho – she’s a good girl. was in a relationship for 10 years (wow) which ended last summer. Since then, she’s just dated one guy for a bit. That’s it. She’s like a 2 on the partygirl scale. I always feel guilty sleeping with these type of good girls because I know she wants to date properly and all….

Fuck!

She only dates one guy at a time… she’s never had a one night stand or a fling. Or anything like that. Hhmmmmm. And yet, here we are on date 1 and I know if it was a fri or sat I’d have nailed her.

Also: I broke my own non escalation rule (don’t escalate or heavy makeout/grope if you can’t close) … but it felt ok. I guess if there is a real connection (more than just attraction) it’s ok to break the rule….. If the girl likes you it’s ok to make out. If she flakes and I never see her again I’ll feel like an idiot. But… I’m guessing it will be fine. One long date with a couple of bounces and it should be a done deal

I’m already thinking how to frame the whole “Dating” thing … or ‘ I don’t want anything serious, etc” ….i actually mentioned Johnny soporno’s philosophy to her in passing. Like “I have a friend that…” … she wasn’t against it, but said she just was the way she was. Fair enough

Now knowing she wouldn’t want to sleep with me if she knew I was always gonna sleep with other girls, is it wrong to sleep with her and not tell her first? It’s a bit dodgy. I may tell her before… but I’ll do it right before I sleep with her so it’s too late. Like I’ll have my thumb in her while licking her clit and I’ll be like “listen, I’m not really looking for anything serious and I don’t wanna mislead you. Should we stop?”

Hahahah

No. I dunno. I guess I’ll kind of wing it, but I don’t want to hurt the girl. she’s a sweet girl.

Oh she’s early 30’s and has a fucking stonking hot body. Tiny, 105 pounds, flat stomach, amazing ass. Like really nice. I couldn’t believe it when I grabbed her ass. I was like “holy shit” … I’m not even an ass guy, but damn.

It's funny how 32 is an much "older" woman for me. Like, i'm 30 ... but i always date girls in their 20's ... at 32 she's like, and older lady. you know? it's retarded. like she looks in her 30's... it's weird. i really think i'll be dating girls in their 20's for the next 20 years. it is what it is... i just like 'em HOT. i'm not saying there aren't hot girls in their 30's. there are. just not many of them.

I’ll ring her in a couple of days and arrange a date… for the weekend.

June 06th - massage from a random man - and car game!!

June 06

Was downtown in the day. Approached one super hottie just makin fun of her outfit. She laughs. Then I come clean “alright, I don’t care about the outfit. It was all a lie. I just think you’re adorable and It was an excuse to talk to you”

She loves it. she has a fiancée. Fair enough. I actually explain to her my “how many boyfriends do you have” routine and she says it’s great. I ask her if she has any friends that would love me. She says to come with her to this shop she works in. as I go in, the girls in the shop aren’t remotely cute. But I start talking to this really chill guy. He’s a zen shiatsu guy. We talk for like an hour. I make him take a loot at my back. In the 3 mins he had on my back I felt awesome and warm and tingly… and in those 3 mins the hottest girls I’ve seen walked by that window. And it felt so good sitting there I just couldn’t bring myself to get up. That was dum. I mean like some SMOKING hot girls walked by. I was like “damn” … I tell him I want a massage right then and he says he need to prepare but to go to his house In about an hour. Sweet. Now before you get any ideas, blog readers, let me just say this. I have back issues. I really needed a massage. Ok? Ok. On the way to his house I open this cute Indian looking girl … it was a gay opening. Like “why are you in the subway? It’s awesome outside!” .. and then I called her evil cuz she was drinking starbucks. Chat, blah blah after a couple of stops I’m like “look I have to get off soon. If you think I’m cute you better ask me for my number” and she’s like “what? I’m a girl, you should ask ME for MY number.” … I say “ok what’s your number?” and I get it from her.

I ask “now, are you gonna pick up when I call?” …

She says “I might” … oh and I don’t have voicemail…

Ugh. I can see where this is going.

I say “ok, I’ll call you – but only once!!” as I get off the train.

That was in the moment. I like that. You’re telling them up front, they get one call. hmm…. Maybe an expanded version … like “Girls are flakey and in the moment, bla bla… I’m only gonna call u once”

Hmmm….. dunno if giving them an ultimatum is good lol. But we’ll see what happens.

Went out at night with a new friend. Let’s call him… CrazyAsian. He’s got game… is in an LTR but it’s open so he can do what he wants. A good spot to be in.

Now, basically it was fucking 12.30 by the time we left for downtown. For the 2^nd night in a row we just wandered around talking to really drunk girls. ugh. I’m actually not even attracted to the majority of these girls. One girl was stonkin hot, 20, and off her face. She can’t even stand straight. What the fuck am I doing talking to her? Sigh.

In one venue where there was karaoke this one girl is giving me ioi’s … I go talk to her. She’s not actually that not… I’m chatting to her out of boredom and some douche comes in like “excuse me” and whisks her away… they were already hooking up and shit. great. I got amogged with a girl I had no interest in. if I was in a proper set I’d have been outraged … I didn’t even know what to feel lol. Why was she staring at me when she was already hooking up with that guy? Oh year – cuz girls are totally 100% functioning on their emotions in the moment. I knew that.

I’ll tell you what was funny though. At the end of the night, we tried to do “Car game” … so riving around in CrazyAsian’s car trying to give girls a lift that were waiting for cab’s. this was the first time I’ve done this. Now, I know it’s creepy. But it’s fun. Really fun. In fact, because what we’re doing is dodgy/creepy – that MAKES it a challenge, which makes it fun. It’s totally socially unacceptable. We were literally driving around going “hey! Get in the car! We’ll give you a lift! We won’t hurt you. I swear. I haven’t killed anyone since 1996. get in the car!” … it was fucking hilarious. There was this one 3 set of girls, 2 of them were cute. We’re like “who are you gonna trust, a stranger in a cab, who wants money for a lift? Or two cute guys who will take you for free? How is this any more dangerous?”

Which makes sense, when you think about it.

Anyways, we were just being charming and funny and one of the girls was down. Like, she was DOWN. She comes over to the car and is chatting with use… we can see she’s not just wants to get in the car, she wants to FUCK. Her friends eventually dragged her away but it got me thinking – if a 2^nd girl fell for our charms… they’d have pressured the 3^rd girl to get in the car, right? So we go for a ride, joke around. Say “hey, let’s get some food at XYZ” and after some chow take them to my house for an orgy. I’m sure it happens all the time.

After we pulled away I joke around that I should have just grabbed her arm, and pulled her into the car. It would have been fucking hilarious. Her friends would have FLIPPED OUT as we sped off, her legs kicking out of the window. But, knowing my luck, as I’d have tried to pull her in she’d have whacked her head on the car and fallen onto the pavement. Her friends would be all like “OH MY GOD” and I’d be all like “uhh sorry. It was only a joke!” as we sped off into the distance.

Anyways. Car game. We’re gonna try more of that. It really is a good time, because it’s so fucking chodey and creepy. If you can convince some chicks to get in the car with you –you’ve got game. And u may actually get somewhere.

How I defeated my AA forever

My new article was posted on cliff's list yesterday!!

It's called "How I defeated AA Forever!" ... we just named that to get people's attention. The real name was .. .shit i can't even remember now.

The article is about not seeing "Sarging" as something you do in real life... its' about incorporating meeting girls into your every day affairs. it's some good work. you can check out the latest issue of cliff's list here:

http://www.cliffslist.com/node/2222

Apparently one pua with a blog liked it so much he's already posted the article into his blog. I guess that's good for me, right? Free publicity!! So, for future reference if any of you guys wanna post my shit up somewhere like your blog, that's fine. Just let me know if you stick it somewhere funky like a forum or somethin' - But it's all good. I wanna get the message out to as many guys as possible....

Oh, finally i've got my website looking slightly better. Oh yeah. and I've got an article section up on my site... It's got a few up now, but eventually it will have all of my musings on there, which is pretty cool. I know it's still a cheese site, but take a look and let me know what you think! It's sashapua.com .... i've got a proper web developer who's gonna do something soon which is good. he said to me "yea your website looks good. For 1998" ... hahahaha

Ouch.

June 04th

Did one or two sets… only one really that was anything

This hot, 19 year old korean girl. again, very shy. VERY shy. But she stuck around for a good 10+ mins… it was tricky… I was digging digging digging. Fuck. I was talking like 90% of the time… but I think she actually wanted to meet up. She’s a geek, been here a year, just does school and chats with her friends on MSN all the time. She NEEDS cock lol. I took her MSN and I’ll find her on there some time soon….. she is a perfect example of one of those girls where… the first guy that LEADS and tries to get her, will get her. That’s all it is. Giving HER my number would never work. Ever. Hehh… if she adds me on msn I’m sure I can get her out to something…. In this case I should have taken her number too … ah well. I really need to come up with something to get shy girls to open up….. I think I did a small cold read actually like “you’re really shy, but you’re really fun when someone gets to know you” but she was too shy even to agree with that. Lol.

Fucking Koreans girls. i’ve slept with a couple of them in London though, and I happen to know they are submissive, horny and eager to please once you get them into bed… it’s just getting past the shyness, damn it!!