tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76362876961720210362024-03-13T07:46:35.709-07:00Sasha's Sarging AdventuresIt's getting crazy. I hope you guys enjoy this - It's for PUA's at all levels. Aspiring AFC's and Master PUA's alike. I hope you can all learn something from my failures, and my successes. And hopefully with a few laughs along the way... <a href="http://www.sashapua.com/">SashaPua.com</a>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.comBlogger261125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-6097012043830058802009-12-14T07:54:00.000-08:002009-12-14T07:56:48.156-08:00BLOG MOVED TO Sashapua.comMy blog is now at:<br /><a href="http://www.sashapua.com/blog">www.Sashapua.com/blog<br /></a>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-21175300801630601222009-12-03T22:01:00.001-08:002009-12-03T22:01:55.000-08:00this blog is fucked`I changed the line break setting and now it's fucked everything.<br />i don't know how to fix it, even tho i put the setting back<br />i won't be posting till i move to wordpress!<br />:(Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-76892982680219703742009-12-03T21:54:00.000-08:002009-12-03T21:55:08.239-08:00Yad's room smells worse than anythingNov 20th<br /><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">So I’ve been stayin with Yad for the last week. It was fun! For those of you that don’t know (most people in the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">UK</st1:place></st1:country-region> community know who he is) Yad’s the guy I really got my infield experience with. We went out like 12 or 14 hours per day, every day, for months back in oct/nov 2007.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>We just pissed about mainly, but that’s really where I killed my AA and got comfortable talking to women.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I’ve been referring to him in my posts on my blog and more so on my local forum since then, but in recent months the word about him as really gotted out there. The first bootcamps I ever accepted students I was co-teaching with him. We were going to rip it up together, but … let’s just say the “gogogo get it done” mentality needed to co commercial wasn’t in him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>So, now he’s<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>working with pua training.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Lost…. To the dark side!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Hehe. I jest. Well, kind of.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It’s not that bad, I guess.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He’s happy, so I’m happy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Those guys have a bad rep in the <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">Uk</st1:country-region></st1:place> community… but I’m told Gamber’s an alright guy once you get to know him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He’s just a bit shy around new people. So, there you go.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I’ll leave “the commercialization of pua bootcamps” to another post.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">So … we didn’t really go sarging at all if you can believe that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I was sleeping thru the days, or out teaching myself so our schedules didn’t really match up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>When he wanted to go out, I’d be tired </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Wingdings; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-font-family: Georgia; mso-hansi-font-family: Georgia; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings">L</span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> …. Ah well. I’m going to make sure we hit the field at some point soon. He’d say “I keep meeting Russian girls” and I’d say “I love Russian girls, I want to meet more of them” and he’d say “but you never sarge!” and I’d say “I don’t have to GO sarging – I’m always sarging” and he’s like “nah you need to go sarge!” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Sarging is a stupid word.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Actually wait – we went out a bit one day early in the morning when I hadn’t slept. I’ll tell you what was funny – we met a couple of girls from a norwegien girls football team. They had a van nearby full of girls. yad had his camera on him. We were going to film us going in there and interviewing the girls. there was a kind of angry dude hanging around the van that was with the football team so we didn’t do it in the end. But we almost did. Ehehehe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Also, we did a set where I had to plougggggghhhhhh. 5+ mins of plowing this one boring ass girl and I still wasn’t getting anywhere. This is exactly what I’d stopped doing recently and I remember why. Plowing is gay! If she doesn’t want to talk, leave her alone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Ugh.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anyways, the funniest thing, consistently over the last week was the smell in yad’s room. That’s where most of the laughs came from.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Like, seriously.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It’s unreal. It smelled like…. Stale death? Rotten feet with a bit of pizza? Dryin condoms? Dirty laundry? I dunno.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>When I was going in there to get my stuff, I’d have to hold my breath, run in, grab something, and then get out. It was brutal. I actually was holding the door open (along with my breath) for a moment and one of his flatmate’s walked by and yelled “JESUS CHRIST CLOSE THE FUCK DOOR” … and that’s the guy who smokes in his room. Hahahaha.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>WoW!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I think it’s better now but for a while… it was pretty brutal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anyways – I’ve just got to my mate’s house in <st1:place st="on">North London</st1:place> – one of my old friends.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Let’s just call him “Hairy” … Hairy’s awesome. Funny, I love him and trust him with my life. But, he’s a rampant alchohlic. The place looks like a squat, but he pays good rent for it. Shit all over the place, stench. Brutal. You can’t go into the kitchen, AT ALL. It’s a no go zone. It smells about 3x worse than yad’s room.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>The kitchen is so messy it’s like a work of art. If you take a picture and name it “heroin abuse” it would be powerful. And it may, genuinely, put people off. Or name is “alchochol rocks” hahahaha. I’m not even kidding. I gotta get that pic and post it on here. It’s amazing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Anyways it was good to catch up with hairy. He hasn’t changed much. I wonder if he’ll ever give up the drink? Proably not.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Hairy’s game involves getting hammered and hitting on other hammered girls. that’s not going to change. I told him about game. He thought it was interesting … but that’s about it. he’s far too ingrained in being the way he is to want to change…. So I don’t even try.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>What’s the point? I’ve already learned that lesson a few times before: Only help those that ask for your help. Otherwise, it always ends badly.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in -1.25in 0pt 0in" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I’ve met a few girls… nothing significant to report so I won’t bother…… I’m going to stay with ace next week so that should be a gooooooooood time!<o:p></o:p></span></p>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-63113813709433135152009-11-26T00:25:00.000-08:002009-11-26T00:31:04.724-08:00LR - Nov 11th - Half japnese tiny Brazilian girl<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Well I guess the first update is I slept with the tiny brazilian girl on Friday. Nothing too tricky. I met her at the station and walked her to this awesome Chinese noodle place. YUMMYYYY.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>After we eat we go back to mine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>She didn’t let me kiss her in public, and even at my house she’s super shy again. Jesus.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I just keep molesting her. Also I just kept referring very casually to the sex we were goin to have. I’d be like “so, movie, then sex? Or sex then movie? What do you think?” and she’d say “Movie” …… she never once said “What, I’m not going to sleep with you!” Which I’d have expected.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">We’re getting hot and heavy on the couch and I say “let’s get into bed!”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">In bed, she won’t let me take her clothes off. She’s all “turn the light off” … even when I’ve got ALL the lighs off, save for the laptop light she’s STILL saying “it’s too much light!” … she’s THAT shy where she wants it to be pitch black. I decide to be an a-hole so I say “ok, nevermind” and I roll over like I’m going to sleep.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I wait around 2 mins… then I hear her breathing getting heavy. WTF !! I rouse her and proceed to remove her clothes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>She’d told me she takes forever to reach orgam (with head and fingering) and I decide to test the theory.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I finger her for a while and she doesn’t even make a peep. Like, not a PEEP. It’s kind of creepy when you’re fingering a girl to complete silence. You know? Like, what the fuck? It’s like she’s dead or something. Or not complying. It feels a bit rapey.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>So, I decide “surely she’ll enjoy a bit of sex.” So I’m still like switching positions and shit and after like 5 minutes she’s like “I want you to come!” … and I say “but then it will be over” and she said “I want you to come” and I say “Are you not enjoying it?” and she said “yea I am but I want you to come”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">So I came and it ended and it was all a bit shit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I can’t see how a guy with options with girls would get a girlfriend who just didn’t put the effort in in the bedroom.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Like once you’ve had women that love blowing you and massaging you and making you happy – what the fuck? It’s just funn because within a few days I’ve had a girl who absolutely loves it – and a girl who’s pulse I have to measure to make sure she was alive.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Maybe it’s not her fault. It’s just the way she is. But still….<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Dunno If I’d bother seeing her again. I feel a bit guilty not… should I be feeling that? I still think that, because I’ve slept with a girl I’m a douche for not seeing her again. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Hmmm…. I guess this goes away if you get to know girls a bit more before you bed them…..<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Rockstar is over. That’s a relief. I really didn’t like those guys… they were kind of douchebags for the most part. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I only really liked one of them…. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>the Frenchman! He was <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>a great guy. And, one of the business advisorts was cool too. Most of the students just weren’t that interesting … but a couple were proper dickheads. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Mr M let me stay in one of the Rockstar houses for the last while which was awesome as I’ve been looking for a flat. I’m sad to leave the brick land area – it fuckin rocks around here! Maybe I’ll find something around here….<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I’ve got the dancer coming round in a couple of days …. Better get my urges sorted before I’m homeless again…. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Should be a fun couple of weeks… I’m goin to be staying with a couple of old friends, Yad for a bit, and Ace too… so I should have some interesting posts coming up! <o:p></o:p></span></p>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-76503330939338445892009-11-03T11:56:00.000-08:002009-11-05T11:58:41.234-08:00Dancer's have sexy bodies...<p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Had an exciting couple of days. So, on friday I went out with Connor and Dr. Yen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>We hit a couple of bars in shoreditch but there weren’t many hotties around. Then we walked over to old street but they weren’t letting people into the bars we wanted – even tho it was only 12:40.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Dr. Yen decides to “escort” one drunken hottie to the subway. Me and conner nip into this one bar that’s actually not bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He opens this 2 set and we have a bit of a chat with them. After talking to one socially retarded but hot vampire, we end up back in the 2 set. It was 1 brazilian girl and her friend. The brazilian was cute and had a smokin’ body. The other one was plumper but was cute too. I played the question game with the<br />Brazilian and gradually escalated. She was a bit shy but we were making out by the end.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Also the 4 of us played truth or dare.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Connor had to do a gay dance in the middle of the dancefloor. He did a little bit too well, as one gentleman’s interest was definitely peaked.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Then for one of my dare’s I had to go ask a gay man to dance. Well, I ran into the same guy and had a dance with him. I joked and said I was just doing it to make connor jealous. He actually got his hang on my leg and all.Anyways after this … the guy wouldn’t leave connor alone. He’d walk by and fluff up his hair… then just stand there and act all sexy trying to seduce him. We were in stitches.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I didn’t get the feeling I got have slept with the brazlian that night but… I should have tried more I suppose. She hasn’t had sex in many months! I spoke to her on the phone 2 days after. She was happy to hear from me but doesn’t really seem that keen. I’m not really that keen either so… probably nothing will happen there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">On haloween (sat) most of my (pua) friends went to torture garden. I couldn’t be fucked putting a proper costume together and Gameboy Huck had a couple of parties in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place st="on">North London</st1:place> so I thought I’d do that instead. Met up with Dunners and his girlfriend for Dinner then went to the parties.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Party one: Bunch of jewish guys in their early 20’s… 1 hottie who had a BF and a couple of fat girls.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">That didn’t last long.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Second party: Quite a few hotties, but boring all except of the host – who had (you guessed it) a boyfriend.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It was an ok time –my outfit was a big hit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Oh yeah – so check out my outfit.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Let’s see if you guys can guess what it is. This was pretty much half of the joke on haloween. I’d walk around wearing this red shirt with this cute fluffy giraffe on it. It has buttons for eyes and they stick out and it really is adorable. Then, I got me a back of candy, (including a big lollypop which I dropped and it shattered) and a balloon.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>So, I’d walk up to girls and say “hey little girl. would you like some candy?” ….. and whatever they said I would reply “but first, you have to guess what I am!”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Then I’d follow up with<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">You sure are a pretty little girl. would you like to see my van? Would you like to touch my giraffe? It’s soft. Come with me, let me show you something.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">If they STILL didn’t get it I’d have to explain<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">“I’m dressed as a child. I have candy. And a balloon. Helooooooooo”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Then I’d say “NOBODY EVER GETS PAEDOPHILE!! ARRRGHHH” and walk away to either a)laughs or b)ackward silence<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anyways – it was awesome. best outfit EVER !!! I actually managed to creep out some people at the party. Apparently I’d make a good paedo.. who knew?<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">The funniest part happened earlier in the night. I went to tesco’s to buy some candy. I get to the section with the chocolate<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>There is one woman standing there also looking at the candy. I say to her<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Me “Hey, are you going to be a paedophile as well?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Woman “sorry?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Me “Are you going to be a paedophile… for haloween”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Woman “Uh… no”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Ackward silence<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Me “Oh. I just thought cuz you were looking at the candy, maybe you wanted to go as a paedophile”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Ackward silence<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Woman “No, I just like candy”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Me “Oh, I see”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">More ackward silence<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Woman walks off.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Right. Man I’m laughing as I write that. That actually happened. I really make myself laugh sometimes.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span> </p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anyways – then on Sunday I had a date with the tiny brazilian I met on haloween. (On the way to the 2<sup>nd</sup> party I spoke to her on the street and got her number, even tho her not so attractive friend was cockblocking)<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I met her near my temporary flat in shoreditch (oh yeah) at <st1:place st="on">Liverpool</st1:place> station. Then she hung about as I ate a falafel. Then we went for a coffee. Question game ensued. She’s only been with 2 guys and hasn’t had sex since April. APRIL!!! And she’s really fucking cute.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Ok, she’s half Japanese from her mom, and her dad is Italian. She’s absolutely TINY like I love – and she’s got the sexy Angelina jolia lips. I’m not kidding. She’s adorable!! Slightly corked ass teeth but that’s the only fault. I can live with it. anyways I could tell she was up for it… she was a bit shy kissing in public is all.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>She said “not here” in the café place. Well… I still kissed her there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I also demonstrated my skillz by joking around with the waitress and 2 girls that were sitting next to us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I’m really seeing how much of a difference this makes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I can’t emphasize it enough. On a date, a girl seeing you getting along well/charming other people is very powerful social proof. It may be just as powerful as having cool friends etc…. it’s more impressive if you think about it. your friends are ALREADY your friends. Of course you’re going to get along with them. That’s what friends rae – people you KNOW that you get along with. Right? But – for you to walk into a café/restaurant/whatever and just make friends with people <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">before her very eyes</i> is, in my opinion – just as powerful. You don’t KNOW these people. They don’t HAVE to be nice to you. They don’t know you. And yet, here they are warming to you in a matter of seconds/minutes. THAT shows he you’ve got the skills.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Whether she’s looking for a quick shag or a BF – social skills are necessary in this day and age and are far more relevant than your physical size/earning etc …. If you can talk, you don’t need to fight. If you can talk, you can get a job and feed the kids. It’s the ultimate DHV !<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I do this on ALL my dates now. Win over the waiter/waitress or merge sets with any tables/people around. Just for a 3 minute chat … just long enough for them to show they want to be friend with me. That’s enough!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anyways – after the coffee she’s saying she’s go to get back soon. I promised her a tea, AND a desert if she came all the way to see me… so I go into the shop and buy a sweet thing. She doesn’t want any…. I tell her I wanna swing by my place to drop it off. She’s like “yea right!” … she totally knows I’m goin to try and lay her. Haha. So I say “ok you got me – I’m totally going to molest you when we get in there. But if you tell me to fuck off, I will” … she’s like “ok”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Again – this is a critical move. By admitting you’re going to try and sleep with them (being honest) it takes away her power of accusing you of doing it. you’re telling her you’re going to do it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>– but since you’re being honest they’re likely to believe what you’re saying along with the true statement which is “I’ll stop if you tell me to” (which is true. But she’s more likely to come over if I admit to her I’m going to try it on) …..<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Again – normally I don’t have to say this but… cuz I’ve already had my tongue down her throat she knows what’s up. So you have say something – otherwise she feels you’re being dishonest and she wont’ come back<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Anywho – I get her in there, I’m just gently kissing her lips and she attacks me!! I was totally just teasing her and she was like getting right into the making out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I was biting her stomach and neck etc. she’s really sensitve all tlike “oww don’t bite me, it hurts!” … shame. I like to bite. Anywho: I couldn’t seal the deal: She wasn’t having any of it!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I got her on her bus… then I realized I’d totally forgot to put across the non judgemental frame. I mean, I have it anyways but I just didn’t put any of johnny’s stuff across. Shit!! She felt slutty putting out. She probably would have anyways but it would have increased my chances.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Any well. It’s all good. We’re texting each other. She’s got a cold now but this one I’ll likely see again (even tho they usually flake if you escalate hard and don’t close)<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Ok, then today the dancer girl came over to my house.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>This is the one that flaked last tues. it was a total flake too. No text – nothing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I met her, we made out in L square (and I kisser her belly – hot!) and we make plans for tues. then nothing.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Then, on Saturday I get this text “hello mr sasha! So sorry for the no show. Had to work ridiculous hours at work. I move into my friend’s house on Tuesday. Monday? <st1:place st="on">Chu</st1:place> chu xxx”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I reply “hmm I dunno. You broke my itty bitty heart once. Why should I give you a second chance? You’d have to think up a pretty good reason….”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">She says<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">“Because I can make a gay man come in my mouth?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I says “so, just imagine what you can do to me? Is that what you are saying? ? ?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">She says “I’m not one to big myself up. You either want to or you don’t”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">She’s escalating me. Fuck the hoop, all I have to do is confirm a time and place and it’s on. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">I says “Ok, I want to. And guess what – there is a huge mirror next to my bed. How hot is that?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">She says “Nice to know ;) so you have a place here now? But we get ahead of ourselves. How about that milkshake?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">Then I have her meet me near my place.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">We get noodles. Question game. She’s open but claims she’s not very good at games or coming up with questions. I can tell it’s a limiting belief for her. Hmm. Anyways after our food I say “how about tea and backrubs at mine?”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">And that’s that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>No tactics necessary – she’d already decided she wanted to fuck my brains out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>this girl learned in about 30 seconds how to give me head exactly like I want. Nice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I had 3 or 4 orgasm without coming. Yay! She was duly impressed. I talk to her a bit about her sexual history. She’s been checked out a month ago. So has her lover who’s she’s been seeing for 15 months. They are open, but he tells her if he has sex with anyone without a condom.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I decide she’s not a crackhead or high risk case and I go down on her. I pray for no fish smell.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>There isn’t one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Yayy. She has 2 screaming orgasms. Nice work.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">We have sex. I try one of these new non latex “feel real” Avanti condoms and they totally suck.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Ugh.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>she’s into the sex but it just feels like banging plastic to me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It kinda starts to feel good but I ejaculate the old fashion way and it’s all over. She almost had orgasm #3 but assures me she’s satisfied nevertheless.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Damn it – I have to work on my fucking with condoms skillset lol. Then again, the head was really good so I was happy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">This girl is a real trooper. She actually had said “I love having a nice cock in my mouth” … in fact she said this when I said “I’m gonna get you back” … in other words sucking my cock was enough. God bless this girl.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Why can’t all girls be like this? Her massage skills left something to be desired but… she’ll learn. So, 13 days in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">London</st1:place></st1:City> to get laid from daygame. That’s ok. It took over a month in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Toronto</st1:place></st1:City>!! Ugh!!</span>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-11283369274156506962009-10-23T19:06:00.000-07:002009-10-23T19:20:47.891-07:00SASHA PUA BACK IN LONDONOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br /><br />I have nothing to say in this post really, other than I AM BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UK!<br /><br />I haven't been here in almost a year!!<br /><br />Saw most of my mates already. 3 of my close pua mate's have GF's now.<br /><br />GAY.<br /><br />It's all good. We wouldn't really run around chasing girls anyways - we more just talk about shit and chill anyways. But still. Woulda been fun if they didn't have GF's. But I'm happy for 'em.<br /><br />LONDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />It really is my home. God damn, I LOVE THIS CITY !!!!<br /><br />I'd actually come back to train the rockstars.<br /><br />I made it back. But, they didn't seem very enthusiastic. Furthermore, they didn't give my stuff a shot, didn't try my openers and then left half way thru day 1. (actually, not even half way)<br /><br />They came off as socially miscalibrated douchebag's with big ego's. They've been at it 6 weeks and they know everything already.<br /><br />One of them said I'd offended him with my jokes. Maybe. But that's no reason to abandon your training. I think they were actually too scared to do some of the fun/crazy shit I was asking them... and their solution was to just fuck off.<br /><br />I passed the message along that I wouldn't train them unless I'd received an apology. It didn't arrive so.... that was that.<br /><br />It did like a couple of the guys tho (the co-ordinator and the business instructors, and one of the rockstars) so hopefully I'll spend some time with those guys at some point.<br /><br />Maybe they were just used to everyone sucking their little cocks tryin to get into the book but - I just wasn't going to do that. I gave them my 100% full training, as I do to all of my students. I'm supposed to dumb it down and make is more accessible? Go easy on them? I don't think so. Maybe it's hard to appreciate something when you're not paying for it?<br /><br />Apon further consideration they were not in any way worthy to learn my daygame skill set. I'm glad it worked out the way it did. Maybe they are actually good guys and they've just been worn out and poisoned and made weird by too much game too fast. (Refer to my recent "Zero to Hero does'nt work" post. Maybe under normal circumstances I would have gotten along with them? Maybe they'd have loved my shit and it would have massively improved their game?<br /><br />Ah well. They'll never know now.<br /><br />ooooooh i'm gonna tear up this city<br /><br />The amount of hotties that are just running around London is AMAZING<br /><br />NOBODY HAS ANY EXCUSE NOT TO BE GETTING LAID IN LONDON<br /><br />Just stand there in soho and HUNDREDS OF HOT GIRLS PASS YOU OVER AND OVER<br /><br />Even if you just had the balls to say "hi, you're hot" to all the women passing by, you'd eventually get laid<br /><br />THE NUMBERS ARE AMAZING. Just unreal. I had a 1:1 and gave him most of the hotties but GOD DAMN I can't wait to hit the streets. OHhhhhhhh yea mama. It's gonna be like 2007 all over again!! Wahooooooo !!!!!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-5899884448232966822009-10-20T05:01:00.000-07:002009-10-23T19:06:44.875-07:00Ireland !!I slept in the same bed with this guy. He grabbed my ass and caressed me and pulled me in. I was like "uh, it's me dude" and he went OH FUCK!!<br /><br />Really funny. He musta thought I was a broad.<br /><br />This same guy wakes up and starts drinking straight away - on a day he's got a party at his house. The Irish are maaaaaaaaad.<br /><br />My little game talk went very well... like 23 or 24 guys came out... and then I did a mini bootcamp on the sunday with a few guys so that was cool. I was absolutely fucked on lack of sleep. IT was amazing. I even did my hour long comjedy show. was barely functioning but I managed. Somehow.<br /><br />A talk, bootcamp, and comedy show in ONE weekend!! woo!!<br /><br />Hung out with JuiceTerry who was a friend of a friend. HE helped me organize shit and was a super nice guy. I LOVE YOU MAN!! Anyone who goes to Ireland should hookup with this dude!!<br /><br />Ah - on my first night I made out with 2 babes. One was really hot and 19 - the other was 34. I went to a late night tango class with the 34 year old but couldn't get her back. I tried.<br /><br />the 19 year old was smooooooooking. Invited her to the party the next day but she didn't show. Ah well. EAsy makeouts tho... I can see the appeal of night/booze game. haha<br /><br />I love the Irish. Truly. I do.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-87763555754559694872009-10-12T19:05:00.001-07:002009-10-12T19:20:37.156-07:00Dublin Ahoy!!Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - It's back to Europe for me!!<br /><br />12 days really is the most amount of time one should spend in Canada. Any more and you start wantin' to hurt yourself. (And others)<br /><br />I'll be in Dublin this weekend! I'll be givin' a free talk on Friday night.... then going crayyyzeeeeeeeee. Well, maybe not crayze. But I'll be in Dublin. AND I DON'T DRINK!<br /><br />Probably I'll be crucified!<br /><br />If anybody knows anybody in Dublin - Tell 'em I'm a comin!! And tell 'em to come come to the free talk! (Will post venue soon) !<br /><br />Report: There are, however, hot, hot girls in Toronto. Oh yea. I went to government last night. There was all these dj's and shit. The music wasn't that great. But the honies!! OMG!! Hot 20 year olds dressed as SLUTS!! like, a LOT of flesh. Like, on the UK level. It was great!! and TONS of hot asian girls!<br /><br />RAwrrrrrrrrrrrr.<br /><br />The volume was ridiculous. I tried yelling at a girl or two, then quit and danced and chilled with some friends.<br /><br />Man If I liked nightgame, and I could hear myself talk - I may have tried harder. BUt I don't, I couldn't and I didn't really give a fuck. It was funny - normally I feel this pressure to approach women when I go out at night. Which I hate. But, I decided before the night that I was actually going for the music and I didn't give two shits about the girls. And that helped a lot. Till I saw some hot girls. And then the weird pressure was back on<br /><br />WTF is that? Can't I just go to a god damn show with DJ's and dance withouth having to pickup? What's the matter with me?<br /><br />That's not normal. The community has made me not normal. I realize that's not normal and yet - there it is. I feel I absolutely have to talk to girls.<br /><br />Well, I didn't. It was hard. BUt i mainly didn't.<br /><br />Funny in the day I don't feel that pressure, I just approach when I want. But as SOON as i'm the club....<br /><br />STrange.<br /><br />It's like I hate it (night game) but I feel I have to do it.<br /><br />Ugh.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-62735896263365090592009-10-11T00:17:00.001-07:002009-10-11T00:41:06.608-07:00Uma THurman made me ejaculate on my footYesterday I had phone sex with Uma THurman.<br /><br />Well, it wasn't really Uma THurman. That WOULD be a hell of a blog report. Nay. <br /><br />I met this girl last weekend while out with a friend. She was wearing blue face paint. SHe looked a bit like Uma THurman. So that's my nickname for me. She actually called me (wow) .... we had a long ass talk. I told her of my ways (Johnny Philosofy) and was like "omg, I love you"<br /><br />And so IMMEdiately, everything came out<br /><br />her sexual history, which guy fucked her how, how many guys she's toying with. EVERYTHING. <br /><br />And it became even clearer to me how powerful complete honestly can be with girls. I mean WOW. It just gets more and more obvious. <br /><br />Like, why the fuck wouldn't you talk about all this stuff with girls?<br /><br />How are you supposed to build a relationship based on honest and trust if you're decieving them, and they're not sharing all the facts with you?<br /><br />How is any relationship other than a one night stand going to work if you're hiding the fact that you're a manwhore from the girl???<br /><br />By being totally honest you are being completely different from 99.9999% of men.<br /><br />NOBODY is saying to girls "Yea i fuck around a lot. I don't want to be your boyfriend. Let's just have fun. You should date other guys too"<br /><br />I could go on and on. I'm going to be yapping about this more and more and I use it more. I'm still only on a 3 hookups from this (and one jerk) haha....<br /><br />ANywho - we had an AWESOME talk (I spend 1 dollar in long distance, i think she spend like 2.50) ..... and she was sooooo sexual on the phone it was amazing. SHe lives a couple of hours drive out of Toronto though... I just wasn't willing to make the trip and neither was she. So - phone sex. She had an orgasm... and I had one (but held it in) ... then for some reason i go for anotherone and let loose. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Uma thurman made me blow a load on my foot. Gross!!<br /><br />SHE USED ME!! SHE USED ME FOR MY SEXY VOICE AND MY CEMEN!!! arrgghhhhh<br /><br />SHe's never had phone sex before. WOW!! I took her phone sex virginity!!!<br /><br />God damn it. <br /><br />I may be seeing that hot 18 year old I blogged about before. She's gettin in from out of town today I think.... So we'll see. She's flakey as shit, but seemed very keen in the texts she send me back. She's very hot - amazing face+body and FUCKING FUN. Makes me laugh. Could be a very very hot night. One or two other leads fizzled. I think she's my last hope of a Toronto LAy before I head back to the UK.<br /><br />I did hit up a few girls from before but...... no luck! There were a few more I could have tried but... Bah. No matter. Still.... I'm feeling frisky these last couple of weeks!! I think it's the variety of women. Johnny's right about that too - Variety does make you hornier!! heh<br /><br /><br />I have a feeling I've got a whoooole load of variety coming up....Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-9933944381946308372009-10-08T00:12:00.000-07:002009-10-11T00:17:25.635-07:00I can dive!!Yesterday I dived into the pool without plugging my nose. I've never, ever been able to do that before.<br /><br />In the last couple of times I've been in Toronto, I've improved my swimming technique. I've actually been improving my front crawl to the point where - I can kinda front crawl without choking.<br /><br />But ... I still had to plug my nose while jumping into the pool. I've never, ever been able to do it.<br /><br />Yesterday, I was in the pool... I'd gotten out, and as I walked up to the pool I stopped. I just thought "this is fucking ridiculous. I can do this" and I jump into the pool, head first while exhaling. And it was fine. I did it again, just to make sure - and got a bit of water up my nose. Ugh. Then I thought, better do it again and end it right. 3rd time - all ok.<br /><br />So that's it. I am officially in the club of people that can just... you know. jump in the water. Sweet.<br /><br />This may not seem like a big deal but... to the people out there that have to plut their nose when they jump into the water - It's a big fucking deal.<br /><br />Yay for me!!<br /><br />Another fear conquered. IT was stupid. I'm surprised it took me this long.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-73470108573043252162009-10-05T14:30:00.000-07:002009-10-05T15:18:55.819-07:000 min lay... Social proof in the house!! ;)So: My Last day in BA was insane. Not that anything fancy happened. But because I’d never really gamed the girl, or got her number, or really even spent any time with her.<br /><br />Basically, This girl had come to one comedy show alone… I chatted to her a bit and thought nothing of it. She was cute but I was busy. Then, she showed up at the next one with a couple of friends. I chatted briefly to them, and thought she was kinda cute – but I didn’t realize we’d met before. They left without saying anything after the show, however. <br /><br />So, next day I get this message in my facebook<br /><br />Aw, what a pity - I had been waiting all week for your show because I thought you were pretty cute and deserved to have some hot sex after all those disappointing Argentinian women, and so I was going to come up to you after the show and suggest we go back to my place, but then you went on and on and on and said that the thing was never going to end, and it got late so I just gave up and went home. Oh well, maybe next time...<br /><br /><br />I replied:<br />ahahahathat's the funniest post show heckle i've had! It deserves it's own category! The post show sex promise!! :PHang on - which girl were you? I can't really tell by your pic! But thanks for coming. I presume you're kidding... but i am quite horny and frustrated so... going by your pic i probably would have taken you up on the offer, lolI only went on with that joke 3 minutes, then i quit. You can always come over to Palermo in the afternoon... my flights not till 10.30pm ;)hehe<br /><br />Her reply:<br /><br />...or you can come here. 1946 Chicauna. 6D I'm around most of the day until 6And you wouldn't recognize me from the photo, I'm blond now. ;)<br /><br /><br />BOOM<br />Well, what can I tell ya. Sometimes, you just have to let them win a round, hmm? I hopped in a cab and got over there. Now I’m thinking “if she looks really bad, I’ll have a tea, make an excuse and say I have to leave” and if she’s a go, then it’s a go!”<br /><br />There was a genuine time constraint. I got to hers at almost 4.30 but I was getting a cab at 5.30 from the house. AND I had to swing by Hbsinger’s house cuz I’d lent her a book. Yikes!<br /><br /><br />Well, she comes downstairs and she’s pretty good. Nice body, cute. Between a 7.5 and and 8.3 depending on your tastes. If you like blonds maybe an 8.5… but I don’t that much.<br /><br />Anywho… yea we go in. I’m being funny and she’s like “you can relax” so I do a bit. I wasn’t nervous. Just… funny. She wanted to talk a few mins first… she insisted on finishing out tea. After 10 mins I’m like “alright that’s enough tea” and she’s like “ok!”<br /><br />After that, she just wanted to get the clothes off. <br /><br />She was a good kisser… pretty good body… but she didn’t like getting bitten very much. She kept saying “ow! Ow! Not so hard!” … I’d gotten used to the Canadian who liked a bit of rough. Ah well. <br /><br />She went down on me… fast learner… it got gooooooood to me! A little head… I finger her a bit, and we get down to it. I said to her after 15 mins “condom sex isn’t my specialty… I can go down on you and make you come like that if you want!” … she says “fuck me really hard, come, and then go down on me!” … for some reason that didn’t appeal so I fucked her a bit more and has a semi ejaculatory orgasm. (felt like I let it out, but I don’t think I did) …. Maybe like 20% came out. Which is better than 100%.<br /><br /><br />So, after that… I dunno… I really didn’t know her and I didn’t really feel like going down on her. I think it’s because it was such an easy lay … In my mind I thought maybe she’s a ho and could have whatever.<br /><br />But in truth – yea that was it. She wasn’t a ho tho. Just had good taste in men. Oh yeah.<br /><br />So I gave her a bit of a backrub and then said “gotta go!!”<br /><br />She was not sexually satisfied. I did promise her to make it up to her next time. And I will.<br /><br />we chatted. She’s actually a cool girl and likes kung fu movies! How cool is that? Awesome!! Hopefully I will link up with her when she comes to the uk in dec……..<br /><br /><br />Sometimes, no game is required at all.<br /><br />She wanted to hook up with me because a) she thinks I’m hot and b) I’m funny… and possibly c) because she knows there’s no strings, I’m leaving the country.<br /><br />Now I know what you’re thinking. “It doesn’t count cuz she’s Irish” …<br /><br />FUCK YOU. Irish girls are not slappers. Not all of ‘em, anyways. :P<br /><br />ANywho: Really I think this lay was kinda social proof based<br /><br />When she met me the first time, I was running around talking to everyone before my show, just being fun and shit. Then she saw me do comedy<br /><br />Then, again she saw me tear it up at a comedy show.<br /><br />So, yea. That’s it really. She already decided that she knew me. I actually said to her at one point “But we hardly know each other” and she said “well, I know you a little”<br /><br />Essentially, her watching me doing comedy is just a ramped up version of social circle game… it’s me dominating a whole room of people socially. Big turn on. Oh yeah.<br /><br />This really illustrates how effective social circle game is. I came pre screened by all those people who thought I was awesome… and that was enough.<br /><br /><br />I’m really going to try build a social circle of hot girls when I get back to UK. And I’m going to disqualify them all. Every girl I try get into the circle I’m going to tell “Listen, you’re just not my type. I only like you as a friend, ok?”<br /><br />EVERY ONE!<br /><br />And eventually, I’m going to sleep with every one too. But, I genuinely and going to try and just make friends with them.<br /><br />I’ve realized that once girls actually get to know me, they want me. 80% of the girls that slip away are lost before the day 2. Once I get them out, my odds go way up. So, the key is… don’t give them a reason to not come out.<br /><br />I think I’m going to leave direct game on the side for a while (except for when I really, really have to go direct)<br /><br />I believe this will result in more lays in the long term. We’ll see.<br /><br />So. 7 weeks in Buenos Aires...<br /><br />Lays 3<br />Vagina's eaten (cockblocked by a baby) = 1<br /><br />Girls I could have banged: Very large.<br /><br />At the end there, they were really coming out of the woodwork! Ridiculous!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-19976636319991033402009-09-29T03:10:00.000-07:002009-09-29T03:12:28.725-07:00Article on flakey ass Argentinian girlsHad this published here in Buenos Aires.<br /><br />It's pretty standard stuff, but thought I'd stick 'er up here anyways<br /><br />Secret: It's not really about the BA girls. It's about all girls. The "Argentine women" angle was bullshit!! hehe.... but shhhhhhhhhh .... they'll never know.<br /><br />http://landingpadba.com/tips-on-how-to-attract-the-illusive-ladies-of-buenos-aires/Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-8332653438250957002009-09-28T03:27:00.000-07:002009-10-05T14:30:17.168-07:00Took my first tango lesson!Watching tango, i thought "meh. boooooooring"<br /><br />But, after taking my first tango lesson. it's alright, actually!! When the male instructor spend 2 mins with me explaining what it is to "lead" i had a little Epiphany.<br /><br />Essentially, you are stepping left to right, to the music, with the girl. But, when you (the man) wants the girl to start walking backwards, you push her backwards with your hands and she follows your lead and goes backwards. it's up to you to make sure she doesn't run into anything.<br /><br />his words exactly<br /><br />"You have to lead. Always. not too weak: The intention it always there. Always the man is leading. Always, otherwise the woman doesn't know what to do, she is lost"<br /><br />The motherfucker should be a PU instructor, no?<br /><br />Suddenly, the Argentinian male aggression is made clear. It's goes all the way to tango. The man leads, always, without question. That's just the way it is. Man leads, woman follows.<br /><br />As in the the danceroom, it is in the Bedroom.<br /><br />Interesting, no?Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-40078945351362149812009-09-28T03:05:00.000-07:002009-10-05T14:29:59.310-07:00Zero to Hero - Doesn't work.<p class="MsoNormal"><br />I had a powerful realization yesterday.It's pretty simple, yet ... huge.You see, I've got this friend. This is someone I met thru game. Someone I taught daygame to. Not officially but... just as a friend. This guy went from having little success with women to... regular sex. And now, has a very hot girlfriend. And I mean, very hot.Now, if you were to ask me what this guy was like when I met him - I'd have said "super nice guy. one of the nicest guys I know... awesome"i'd have meant it. If you'd ask me today... i'd say "he's kind of a dick"How so? He's got to be the center of attention all the time. he's always out-framing everyone. Hes always interrupting people. If you give him any ounce of power or responsibility (no matter how trivial) he'll abuse it to assert himself over others. He's a dick.He's such a dick, my other friends are coming up to me saying "are you actually friends with that guy?" ... I'm being put in a situation where I have to explain to them "he's actually a nice guy. He's just got some shit he's got to work thru now"The thing is, i snapped on this friend last week and told him all of this. I told him everything. The incident that led to my snapping isn't really relevant: He was just being a complete prick without any provocation whatsoever.Nice.So - I told he was acting like a fucking douchebag... not just then, but all the time. ALL the time. Eventually he apologized, admitted to being a douchbag and said he was having a hard time - he was going thru a lot of shit, etc.And then - he continued being a douchebag. it's come to a point where I don't really want to hand around the guy anymore. It isn't fun.Now - I've thought about this... what's happened? when I met him a year ago, he was a super guy. sweet and nice, almost timid. now, anyone would describe him as an asshole. What happened?Game happened.My realization is this. You can't go from ZERO to HERO in under 60 seconds. It doesn't work.Going from a shy, timid bastard to a guy who can hookup with hot girls is a BIG change. It's massive. it's the biggest change you could have, other than going from an ignoramus to an enlightened man. And that's what he's done, very quickly.And it's fucked him up totally.He thinks because he has a hot girl on his arm, he's better than other people ...or, maybe he's trying to frame control all his friends like he does with womenI can tell much of his behavior stems from a massive lack of self confidence. But, having a hot girl suggests to him that he's somewhere that he's not. He's not actually, truly a winner yet. he's not made it: He's faking it. And he knows he's faking it. He hasn't sorted out his inner game...just his outer game. It's killing him.Best described he would be this way (I just watched star wars episode 3) :PHe's a socially miscalibrated guy with deep seated confidence issues who can get girls. He's actually not very good with people. But, he's learned enough game to get the occasional girl.If I met this guy now - I'd dismiss him in an instant. But, the problem is - I know who he really is. A nice guy.or, is that guy I met... gone forever?As a mutual friend of ours said... he just needs time. Eventually he'll get back to normal. But until that happens... sighonce I've reached out to someone and told them what's going on... well... the rest is up to them. You can only tell someone so many times to stop being an arsehole.The rest is up to them.<br />Anyways, what I’m saying is: Getting good with girls really fast can fuck you up. I think Zero to Hero should take a little while. You know, gradual changes… maybe over 6 months<br />Maybe that’s why there’s such a high failure rate at all these bootcamps. You know? Even if someone does breakthrough for a weekend. That dosen’t change WHO YOU ARE. Approaching lots of girls in a nightclub (or in the day) doesn’t change who you are. So… if you’re a weirdo… you just become a weirdo that can approach girls.<br />That’s even worse, LOL !!<br />If you’re a cool guy who’s just a bit shit with girls, or a bit shy – then a bootcamp really is for you.<br />You know what I mean? I know what I mean.<br />I suppose this means companies should screen everyone who applies for their bootcamps – but… I just can’t see certain companies doing that. I’ve kind of avoided a couple of guys myself who I knew I couldn’t help but…. Yea…<br />Hmm…..<br />I think there is a future in long term coaching. Baby steps etc…… so far I’ve just been throwing guys in at the deep end. That seems to work too though… MOST of the time. But not always. Sometimes they regress! But over 6 months… if you actually BECAME a cool guy. How can you go back?<br />Hmm…….<br /><br /></p>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-9354310333374867002009-09-25T00:55:00.000-07:002009-09-25T00:56:14.168-07:00Too much abundance can be a bad thing! (Article)Most guys get into the community to increase their skill set with … the ladies. Now, much as been written about how great game is. And it is – game is great! However, there are some negative aspects to getting into game too hard too fast. Too much game can be, not only bad for your game, but bad for your life. Ostracizing/losing your old friends, loosing respect for women, serious drops in your productivity…. in some cases, too much gaming can simply make you weird! So, in this series of articles, I’m going to be writing about the negative aspects of game and how to avoid them. For my first article, I want to focus on a more specific ailment. It’s for the intermediate/advanced pua and it is this: Too much abundance can be a bad thing! <br /><br /><br /><br />Huh??<br /><br /><br />Put quite simply, the more options you have with women, the less likely you are to put in the amount of energy required to get any one specific girl. And who’s to say THAT girl wouldn’t have been the best one for you? The most amazing? The most fascinating? The best in bed? Or (brace yourselves) THE ONE? Sometimes just knowing you have the ability and skill to go out there and meet loads of attractive women makes it a whole lot less likely that you will put in a significant amount of time and energy required to get one specific girl. This my friends, can be counter productive!<br /><br /><br />Let me tell you a story….<br /><br />A few years ago I went to a new year’s party. It was in a pub that was to be sold. We could drink the motherfucking place dry for free. Pretty cool! Even though I’m not a big drinker myself, I figured free alcohol was likely to lead to a good party!<br /><br />So – there’s this one cute girl standing right by the bar. As far as I was concerned, she was the only one at the party I was interested in. I spoke to her – I think I was a bit direct. I remember it was funny (well, I thought it was) but she certainly did not. She didn’t say anything at all. I was like “ok then…” and just wandered off. Crap!<br /><br />Later I tried to talk to her again - she blew me off. I talked with some other people at the part, danced a bit. Then again I approached her – but AGAIN she just politely evaded me.<br /><br />Well nowadays, I’d have quit her ages ago. I’d have thought “Baah! There’s so many girls out there. I’ve got this one, and that one…. and I have soo many phone numbers to call – she’s probably a bitch anyways. Who needs her! ” and that would have been it. These days probably after the 2nd or 3nd attempt I’d have quit. Definitely after the 3rd. <br /><br />But – this was years ago. I didn’t know about game. I didn’t have (much) game …. I didn’t have all those options with women – in fact, this was the first cute girl I’d met in weeks. So you know what I did?<br /><br />I kept trying.<br /><br />.<br /><br />At some point later in the night, we all decided to go and check out this old church across the street. I re-opened her again (oh wait, this is pre game. What I meant was - I tried speaking to her again. Somehow I ended up standing in the main bit of the church alone with her… I think we had a bit of a “moment” and then we walked back to the pub with the group. I thought “maybe she does like me.” Then she ran off again with her friends. Sigh.<br /><br /><br />Late in the night probably around 1am, I just grabbed her and said “right, we’re hanging out RIGHT NOW” and I SAT her on a chair. (Ok, maybe I had some game.) Then I sat down next to her and just started talking to her. It was actually a great conversation. I remember saying “shit, I’m the best at massages. Come over here to the couch” … she gave me this suspicious look and hesitated but she came over. 5 minutes later I was making out with her. God she was a great kisser. I spend the rest of the evening with her.<br /><br />When we went upstairs to sleep, there were over 20 people all on the floor in this massive room. She had to go for a pee. I was exhausted. I lay down on the floor and started drifting off. Her hand caressing my elbow brought me back from the arms of sleep. I grabbed her and we made out quietly, guiltily as everyone slept.<br /><br />Then we fell asleep in each other arms. It was an amazing night.<br /><br />In the morning I get her number and she says to call her and I agree. She texts me like an hour after leaving – ioi! (I mean, she likes me!)<br /><br />So, a couple days later I ring her and get her voicemail. I leave her a particularly brilliant phone message. I still remember it do this day<br /><br />“Hey. It’s Sasha. The tall Canadian comedian you made out with at the party. I don’t know how many Canadian comedian’s you made out with, but I was the tall one.”<br /><br />Cute, right?<br /><br />Days go by. No reply.<br /><br />Did I quit? No.<br /><br />I text her to see if she got the message<br /><br />She texts back saying that is was a great night, but maybe we should just leave it at that.<br /><br />WTF?? She LOVED ME! SHE texted ME first!<br /><br />So now she ignores me phone message - I text her, and now she’s telling me she doesn’t want to meet up??<br /><br />Did I quit? No.<br /><br />I think. I text again.<br /><br />“You can’t break up with me. We haven’t even gone on a date yet!! The rules say, you have to go out with me at least once before you can dump me!!”<br /><br />Cute right?<br /><br />She agrees to meet up. “Ok, but just for a hot chocolate. No massages!”<br /><br />What followed was, well, a drawn out, painful and yet great love affair. She was amazing. She really got me. I was 100% myself with her, and every moment around her was … magnificent. She was very religious and (I suspect) this was what separated us in the end. However, I can safely say this will always be one of my great loves and having gone after her – having her in my life as affected me forever. I smile when I think of her still….<br /><br />But – I’ll tell you what. I never, ever would hooked up with her if I’d known about game at the time. Would I have spoken to her at that party after her blowing me out 3+ times? Would I have texted her after she ignored my phone message, then RE texted her after she said she didn’t want to meet up?<br /><br /> Even before getting to that – after knowing about game, would I have even gone to a little party in the middle of nowhere for new year’s? Ha! I’d have gone to a club, or somewhere else with my pua buddies – a spot likely to have far more sets (ahem, girls to meet) than a remote party!<br /><br />How many of you have still kept trying after a girl (post game) after 5-6 blowouts? pff!<br /><br />I simply just wouldn’t bother these days. There are just so many girls floating around at any point – and just as importantly - I can meet any girl I run into in just about every situation. So… why would I, after being blown out over and over go after a girl? Sure, if she was like absolutely amazing – my dream girl. Maybe. But in most cases (and in this case) I just wouldn’t bother.<br /><br />So my point:<br /><br />The knowledge itself that there are millions of women out there that you can approach them can deter you from going after the one set that would prove to be the most fulfilling of all!<br /><br /><br />Furthermore, you’re far more likely to put in the necessary amount of effort with a girl if you’ve only got one or two on the go. <br /><br /><br />Yet another (Quick) story:<br /><br />You meet a girl. She’s awesome. You get her number.<br /><br />Then you never call her again because you forgot on account of having 60 girls numbers in your phone.<br /><br />You never see her again.<br /><br />See? I told you it was a quick story <img src="http://www.thelss.com/forum/Smileys/default/wink.gif" alt="Wink" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /> Having tons of girls on the go also makes it far less likely that I’ll put in the time to follow up properly – and as the advanced guys will tell you – follow up is very, very important! Imagine: You’ve got 12 phone numbers from the weekend. Will you call them all? Are you going to put the time in calling/texting, leaving messages/ keeping track of who didn’t answer, who u left a message for, what you said, etc, as effectively for each of these 12 girls as if you’d just met ONE girl that entire month?? No way hose!<br /><br />Another point that nobody ever seems to bring up: If you don’t treat a girl like she’s special, and that you really want HER – she’ll notice. If you treat her like she’s just another one of many girls you’ve got on the go – she’ll notice that too. This doesn’t preclude you from hooking up with girls – but it may affect the type of women you’ll be able to get in the long term. <br /><br /><br />Another symptom of overabundance is that guys at the intermediate level often start using the reasoning “well I have other girls,” or “I’m already getting laid” to not approach. But guess what – these are just excuses! And it’s very easy to go from “bah, I’m getting laid, I don’t have to approach her” to “Uh oh – my girl left me and now I’ve got Approach anxiety again!”<br /><br />So what can we all do not to fall into this trap? <br /><br />Always keep approaching – even when you’re getting some, no matter what, always!<br /><br />Don’t get 12 phone numbers when you go out! Just talk to 2 or 3 girls – get to KNOW them. Would you rather have 2 solid closes? Or 12 girls you barely spoke to that are going to flake?<br /><br />GO after each girl like you MEAN it. REALLY go after her. This means only approach girls you’re REALLY attracted to!<br /><br />Go for her like u don't know u can get a million other girls like her – FORGET you know game - go for her like you only ever SEE a girl you meet every few weeks, or months even.<br /><br />Go after her like you have no game <img src="http://www.thelss.com/forum/Smileys/default/wink.gif" alt="Wink" border="0" /><br /><br />Hey – you might even make her feel special or something!<br /><br /><br />Perhaps in a strange way, the key is knowing about game but behaving in a manner which suggests that you don’t. As Bruce Lee said “The art of fighting, without fighting….” <br /><br />Maybe we should have a new motto in the seduction community. “The art of picking up, without picking up!”<br /><br />Don’t be retards. Follow up all your leads! If you’re unsure where to start – start right away! I like to send a text that says “miss me yet?” to a girl 3 minutes after I’ve walked away from her.<br /><br />Cute, right?<br /><br />In conclusion:<br /><br />Girls are abundant, but quality girls are rare.<br /><br />Perhaps rarer now than ever before….<br /><br />SashaSasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-25052450026088485392009-09-25T00:35:00.000-07:002009-09-25T00:55:25.983-07:00Slighltly better sex with ARgentinian #2alrighty..... so Last week we filmed a pilot episode here in Buenos Aires that involved me going around and trying to pick girls up. one of the girls i opened was pretty cute with a hottie little bod and i got her number<br /><br />did i think i've ever see her again? no. not really. well, not at all.<br /><br />nightgame number close = fucking worthless<br /><br />but, i had to try anyways<br /><br />so, i text her and i'm like "listen, i'm leaving town for the weekend. come meet me tonight at 8pm at the starbucks!" (i had a date with this other hottie at 6pm who was meeting her friend at 8pm, so it made sense!"<br /><br />right - so the first hottie shows up. She's cute but not as hot as she looked at this house party I met her at. However, it was pretty fucking amazing i got her out.<br /><br />a) she was by a long shot the hottest girl in the party<br /><br />b) she's an actress/bartender/writer blah blah social butterfly<br /><br />What did I do at the party? WAs myself, spoke to her a bit. she didn't care too much, left her alone. spoke to her some more... gave her a massage ... played the question game. she couldn't think of a question after 2 fucking questions. then she had to go to the bathroom. i let her go, and then she was talking to other people at the party. on her way out i told her to give me her number and i'd send her some funny texts. she did<br /><br />bit of text stuff back and forth and she agrees to meet. it helped that i did a comedy show the night before and her friend (who was in the audience) texted her and said i was awesome. anywho:<br /><br />I didn't really feel any chemistry with her. at all. like i didn't wanna fuck her. i brought that up and she agreed and we talked about how lame dudes try and pick her up. i told her about my "second job" and she thought it was great.<br /><br />i told her i had a date with another girl after her.. she was a bit jealous. she also texted me after she's left saying "have you got your tongue in her mouth yet? let me know if you need any advice!"<br /><br />I think I can still sleep with her. i'm not sure. i'm not even sure i want to. but maybe. it doesn't matter i really don't care.<br /><br />uhhhhh right so she leaves, second girl shows up<br /><br />now, this girl's quite fun. just one of those fun girls, you know? first thought "your not as hot as you were in the club" ... second thought "i still wanna fuck you"<br /><br />we talk a bit about BS. lying game: she goes out on the 3rd question.<br /><br />Qustion game: goes great, we're just talking thilthy fucking sex and she's asking me thilthy sex. it's on. she gives me exactly zero resistance... touching, poking, kissing her neck, kissing... zero<br /><br />at some point she says "i'm not going to sleep with you" and i'm like "what are you, retarded? let's get the fuck out of here!" and she's like "no i'm not going to sleep with you!"<br /><br />so... after that.. like 20 mins more of talking and my kissin her neck and she says "actually, there's a bus that goes near my house from your house"<br /><br />I say "took you long enough. let's go"<br /><br />She says "ok!" ... followed by "this is crazy!"<br /><br />yea yea. really crazy. we come in, quick tour of the house (says hi to my mates) straight upstairs and we get down to business<br /><br />this girl wasn't a fucking prude. nice blowjob.... she's horny... she has good tits and a good ass. pretty good.... i fucked her for about 20 mins, tho i wasn't too into it.<br /><br />I USED My LAST KAMA SUTRA BRAND EXTRA LARGE CONDOM> FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M SCREWED!!! waaaahhhhhhh<br /><br />It's actually great having only one condom. I told her on the way, i only have one... like maybe i could buy some. she said "nah i have to get the last bus before 12 (it was almost 10pm) so i don't have much time anyways...one is enough" and i didn't argue<br /><br />so - if you're not that into it... "having one condom only" will keep you from having to fuck again if you don't really want to. you can always "find" another condom or whatever. just a thought - it's just another false time constraint. <br /><br />anywho - i almost came 4 times so I guess it was alright. i just wasn't that into her. i fucked her on principle. i hit on her, got her number, and she wanted to fuck. so i did what had to be done<br /><br />fucking fuck, hot girls are adding me on FB from my comedy show. gotta hit some of that<br /><br />i think i'm getting a feel for the argy girls. you just have to be super super super pesky. that's it. you have to turn up the aggression post game<br /><br />POST GAME is everything. numbers don't mean shit unless you have tight text/phone game. that's what you MUST have. My phone / text game is good only when i really try. but after a couple of text if the girl doesn't agree to meet me - i loose interest because i've already met another 5 girls who's # i've gotten.<br /><br />I've been falling into my own trap. I wrote an article called "too much abundance can be bad" which I have to fucking re-read. <br /><br />Essentially ... it talks about what i've been doing. HAving too many leads and not investing enough time in any of them<br /><br />Better to have 3 hot girls you're really TRYING to get than 35 you send like one or two texts too half heartedly<br /><br />women have to know you're really fucking going after them. especially if they're hot, and especially if they know they're hot. or... more than that. if they are actually fucking high value. they don't want some douchebag just sending them like a couple of texts. u think they're gonna fuck you off that?<br /><br />nah. you gotta but the fucking work in.<br /><br />i'm a douche for not following my own god damn theories. ah well.<br /><br />I haven't put that article on my site, but I'll post it as I publish this for you guys. Alright. Peace out.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-6695943040168831842009-09-24T00:56:00.000-07:002009-09-25T00:59:02.198-07:00What the fuck am I doingFUckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<br /><br />fuuuuuckkkkk<br /><br />did my comedy show. one of my bootcamp students brings 2 girls, one is hot with a fucking AMAZING body who is throwing herself at me all night. i didn't wanna grab her details as i figured it's my students target..... later he says "nah fuck her, i can when you leave BA"<br /><br />anyways her and her friend (and this kiwi guy) were cool and I was going to meet them after this ONE THING i had to do (filming for this show) ... i arrange to meet them somewhere and of course, that bar is closing when i get there and they are gone<br /><br />all i had to do was have them stick with us and i've have fucked this HORNY HOT AMERICAN<br /><br />god i suck. WTF was i thinking?? putting my friends TV pilot before vagina. hehe<br /><br />i could have done both tho, seriously. FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK<br /><br />another old lesson not followed. if it's a sure thing, DONT LET THEM OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SIGHT<br /><br />such a douche.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-64257949300514966542009-09-20T23:24:00.000-07:002009-09-20T23:30:32.725-07:00Boundries are very important....couple of things have happened in the last few days that have made me think about how it's very important to be fucking CLEAR with people - especially with any types of negotiations<br /><br />you have to say exactly what you will, and will not agree to/tolerate/stand for<br /><br />It's better to just walk away altogether then confirm in some wishy washy fucking way. Then you're just wondering/worrying about if it's going to work out or if you'll get what you want/need<br /><br />FUCK THAT SHIT<br /><br />Nothing is worth sacrificing your self respect, or what you know it right.<br /><br />Nothing is worth wasting my fucking time on.<br /><br />I'm never going to do that shit again. If I know what I want, and I think it's reasonable... and you won't meet my terms - you can fuck off. I'd rather not deal with you at all.<br /><br />that's my new policy. I know, it sounds a bit hitlerish. But it's just another epiphany i've had as clear as day.<br /><br />When i'm running the show, i'm running the show. IF someone else wants to run it, that's fine.<br /><br />But if it's my show, it's my fucking show. You can piss off if you don't like it.<br /><br />End of.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-51518457331933878662009-09-16T01:16:00.000-07:002009-09-16T01:30:57.316-07:00Functional openers are amazing!Fuck - indirect approaches have been working really well. Esp when you're a tourist. it's amazing. i just do any ol' functional opener and they ALWAYS stop dead, trying to help me. then i just transition and that's it. i get a number like every time.<br /><br />I think the reason it works so well is that people are socially programmed to help people with certain things, like the time. or if they are lost. And, once you've stopped them and they realize you're not a psycho killer, it's easy enough to carry on the conversation....<br /><br />I think you can have like a 98% stop rate with functional... while direct is much lower. Maybe like, 50-70% depending on where you are globally. Some girls, will just RUN when you go direct. I wrote a whole article on it already, so I'm not going to go into it. It's on my website if anyone wants to read it. <br /><br />But seriously, guys - don't be scared to ask 'em where shit is. Who cares what the opener is, as long as it stops the girl??? Yea, if she's absolutely stonking hot i'll feel like a douche asking her where the laundromat is.... because it's not congruent with my core anymore. But.... otherwise, who gives a FUCK? It's just an opener. Do what will get her to fucking STOP!!!<br /><br />ONe thing i've been teaching on bootcamp which is great (easy to use and fun) is this...<br /><br /><br />"Excuse me... can you help me? (wait for girl to stop....) .... I'm looking for..... a clown factory. Do you know where I can buy a clown? Yeh... I know slavery is bad, right. But it's a clown, so it doesn't count really....<br /><br />Now... there is no clown factory. It's goofy. That's why it's good... she realizes it's a joke, but after you've gotten her stopped by using her societal "must help" programming. you see?<br /><br />Another example<br /><br />"Hey, uhhh Can you help me? I'm looking for..... the woman of my dreams. ARe you available?" ;)<br /><br />See what I did? By pretending you need their help you give yourself that moment you need... just long enough to get their attention and show them you're having FUN! (or in this case, going direct after using a functional opener)<br /><br />Another one that seems popular with the lads "Hey, excuse me... can you help me? I'm looking for..... a woman that's just as hot as you... but RICH!!"<br /><br />You can actually mix and match the types of openers. It's fun stuff. Like that was functional to funny, and functional to funny/direct (my favorite!)<br /><br />but you can go from situational/direct or functional/direct, or situational/funny<br /><br />Sometimes I'll admit to making something up to meet the girl as part of the opener. Like<br /><br />"Hey, wow, that's a really cool button! it's a kitty! I love kitties!"<br /><br />girl "oh yeah, thanks!"<br /><br />"Ok!! I admit it! IT WAS ALL A LIE!! I don't like your button! I just thought you were gorgeous and I wanted to meet you. Don't hate me!"<br /><br />Can you guess which category that falls into? It's tricky ;) If anyone guesses right, they get a virtual hug from me.<br /><br />Can you think of any examples? That's your homework. Post 'em up, or you're in big trouble.<br /><br />Anyways, hope that's useful. i have to get to bed!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-70053159802019317592009-09-16T00:11:00.000-07:002009-09-16T01:16:46.658-07:00Sets, sets, setsThis one hottie I met on the weekend called me today. English teacher. Really hot, 34 .... she kept insisting she was just calling me just to find out where i'd be performing. I tried to arrange a meetup so I could improve my spanish and she said "you don't wanna learn spanish!" ... then i asked if she thought my plan was to seduce her. I had to explain it as she didn't understand me. Eventually she was like "ah, ya... that's not going to happen, just so you know"<br /><br />In otherwords, that's going to happen. Women are so flippin obvious. They are like politicians. Every time they deny something, it's true. Every time they insist they are doing something for a specific reason, it's always for another reason. It's like fucking clockwork.<br /><br />"oh, i'm just calling you to find out about your show, that's all"<br /><br />"Ok, i'm just going over to your house to see that movie, that's all"<br /><br />"Uh, I'm only cupping your balls to see what size underwear you wear, in case I ever buy you underwear"<br /><br />Do they even realise this shit coming out of their mouth? IT's amazing. I don't know if i'm really going to try with this one... as amazingly I still respect the boyfriend title.<br /><br />How does that even make sense? I guess it does. If a woman really truly wants to be with one guy - i'm not going to fuck that up for her. Not on purpose, anyways.<br /><br />I've been thinking more and more about this though.... I know that if I really get to know a girl, and there is a connection - that girl will want to sleep with me, even if she has a BF.<br /><br />so, then what? Do I give her the polyandrous speech and hope she goes for it? I guess that's better, because I don't want her leaving him for me. That's no good. <br /><br />So many girls really do have boyfriends though - is it really better just not to ask?? Maybe it is.... maybe just keeping one's mouth shut it the way forward.... but it doesn't feel right. Maybe i should change my name to "moral_pua"<br /><br />haha<br /><br />This one other girl i met on a bus. it wasn't really going that well. she spoke ZERO english. At this point my spanish is juuust enough to get by... and try pick up girls. But... there just wasn't any chemistry. I thought fuck it, who cares? ... I just hit on her. "me gusto much, quantos novios tienes?" .... she says "lingo una!" (not one!) .... I make fun of her and ask her "quanto tiempo no tienes un novio?" ... she's been single 5 months. <br /><br />Then, I just stare at her. She asks me if I have a number. We exchange numbers.<br />Tommorow I'm going to text her saying "you're hot. come over and meet me in palermo..." .... nothing to loose. or worse. i don't really care, so wtf. There was a french girl (BF) who may come to the party this weekend. And in the last couple of days a couple of #'s. Bah I can't even be bothered to call them lol. We'll see. I could make a good run of it these next 2 weeks I think....<br /><br /><br /><br />Fuck - indirect approaches have been working really well. Esp when you're a tourist. it's amazing. i just do any ol' functional opener and they ALWAYS stop dead, trying to help me. then i just transition and that's it. i get a number like every time.<br /><br />I think the reason it works so well is that people are socially programmed to help people with certain things, like the time. or if they are lost. And, once you've stopped them and they realize you're not a psycho killer, it's easy enough to carry on the conversation....<br /><br />I think you can have like a 98% stop rate with functional... while direct is much lower. Maybe like, 50-70% depending on where you are globally. Some girls, will just RUN when you go direct. I wrote a whole article on it already, so I'm not going to go into it. It's on my website if anyone wants to read it. <br /><br />But seriously, guys - don't be scared to ask 'em where shit is. Who cares what the opener is, as long as it stops the girl??? Yea, if she's absolutely stonking hot i'll feel like a douche asking her where the laundromat is.... because it's not congruent with my core anymore. But.... otherwise, who gives a FUCK? It's just an opener. Do what will get her to fucking STOP!!!<br /><br />ONe thing i've been using whilst on bootcamp which is great (easy to use and fun) is this...<br /><br /><br />"Excuse me... can you help me? (wait for girl to stop....) .... I'm looking for..... a clown factory. Do you know where I can buy a clown?<br /><br />Now... there is no clown factory. It's goofy. That's why it's good... she realizes it's a joke, but after you've gotten her stopped by using her societal "must help" programming. you see?<br /><br />Another example<br /><br />"Hey, uhhh Can you help me? I'm looking for..... the woman of my dreams. ARe you available?" ;)<br /><br />See what I did? By pretending you need their help you give yourself that moment you need... just long enough to get their attention and show them you're having FUN! (or in this case, going direct after using a functional opener)<br /><br />You can actually mix and match the types of openers. It's fun stuff.<br /><br />Anyways, hope that's useful. i have to get to bed!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-75667248406429661552009-09-14T00:48:00.001-07:002009-09-14T02:17:33.803-07:00I'm still IN Buenos Aires! (And I just had my first Argentian girl!)Sept 14th - late.<br /><br /><br />That's right. I never got on the plane! It gets better - I spend all last night naked with the 32 year old language gato!! (at last!)<br /><br />Right. The decision to stay put in BA was agonizing. But, quite easy when I weighed up the options.<br /><br />End of the day, I just wanted to hang around South America more. I'm here already, right? So why not.<br /><br />HEre's why travel agents are poop. Specifically, TD travel rewards. I call them. They ASSURE me, they've spoked to American Airlines and... I can't change my ticket date. "no no... you see, you got a month long ticket. you can make it shorter, but not longer. sorry about that"<br /><br />Really? Yes. Are you sure? Yes.<br /><br />so, on sept 10th, 5 hours before my flight leaves, I call AA myself.<br /><br />"No problem sir, as long as we know you're not getting on the flight... we can book you on any other flight to Toronto, as long as you pay the $200 change fee"<br /><br />Ah. So.... yeah. Td Travel rewards are a bunch of jerk off's. There you have it.<br /><br />Right. On Sept 13, (last night) I text HbLanguagegato (32 year old) .... watch the times on the texts. It's painful how bad she wants me.<br /><br />11:22pm<br /><br />SAsha<br /><br />"Guess what. I didn't get on the plane!! Am staying in south america for a couple weeks!! hehe....Do u have a home# will call u<br /><br />11.27pm<br />HbGato "470*****"<br /><br />11.33pm<br />HbGato<br /><br />I can't belived! well good for as jajaja! I send u my number call me!<br /><br />11.40pm<br />HbGato<br /><br />**** my son is not whith my tonight so if U are not meeting other girls call my<br /><br />Right. Yes, her typing in english IS shit. ANywho, I call her and she agrees to come meet me at the house. Later she calls and tries to make me walk 7 blocks to meet her where she gets off the bus. Just in case she's attacked. My exact words<br /><br />"Listen, you're 32. Nobody wants to rape you anymore. If you were 19, I'd be more worried"<br /><br />She calls me an asshole, and tells me she'll come to my house directly.<br /><br />She comes over. It's a whole operation timing one guy being out of the house, and then letting her come in before the next guy comes home, etc etc. So, she rings the bell eventually. I hug her and she expresses her excitement i'm still in the country. "Are you in trouble with the law in Canada? What is happening??" ... i tell her i'll explain on the way in. I give her the tour of the house... she tells me she's have a stressful day<br /><br />obviously the plan is to just lay her right here... and only go out if needed.<br /><br />I lead her into my mate's bedroom and start massagin her shoulders. "here... sit" I say.... i know if she gets on the bed my odds go up to around 35% for the lay right here. she sits down! alright... keep talking and massaging....<br /><br />Get her to lie on her belly .... do her back, ass, legs... i go to take her shoes off. I think, If i can get her shoes off...that gets the lay % up to like 65%... the come off! sweet....<br /><br />Kissiner her back, neck... all good. she's getting horny. go for the bra - rejected!<br /><br />massage more... try for the trousers - no go!<br /><br />tried for the kiss! - no go!<br /><br />holy fuck! we're in there like... an hour and I realize. Nah. It's not happening right now. Fine, let's go for a drink!<br /><br />WE go outside... walk around a bit. hit one bar... we stare at the menu and she says she doesn't really want anything. i don't really want anything either. i say, let's walk!<br /><br />we walk... she starts going towards her bus stop. i'm like "what, you're going to go home?" ... i basically and just groping her and chatting and groping and chatting.... i'm tellin her she's crazy. just being honest, i'm saying "wow, do you have any idea how much fun we could be having right now? honestly. what's wrong wth you?" ... but not really forcing it. just making fun of her for being silly.<br /><br />no anger. no reactiveness. just... playfullness. that's it.<br /><br />I don't really have a plan as such... i'm just taking it easy and going with the flow. I consider saying "if we don't do something tonight, i'm not going to see you again!" but... that's just out of frustration. i realize i just need to keep my shit together .......<br /><br />we walk some more. eventually she just says<br /><br />"do you have condoms?"<br /><br />yes.<br /><br />"ok, let's go"<br /><br />.... I say "Just like that?"<br /><br />she says "yea, come on. let's just have sex and that's it."<br /><br />she kinda started saying crazy ass shit walking to my house. like "i'm not going to see you again after this!" ... i'm like "what, we fuck and that's it?" and she's like "yea!"<br /><br />here's some rules she sets down on the night, as we're in the bed, before we get down to it:<br /><br />She's not going to make out with me. Cuz she only does that with guys she knows well.<br /><br />She doesn't take her bra off. That stays on. She only feels comfortable with guys she knows well.<br /><br />I'm not allowed to go down on her.<br /><br />Oh, and she's not going to give me a blowjob. (she's only ever given one, and it may her have an orgasm)<br /><br />Basically, she wants me to fuck her like she was a prostitute... as far as I can tell. oh wait, but not fast. That's ok, I like to fuck all slow and shit.<br /><br />(Another rule she' kept saying was "you can never come over to my house.. it's sacred!" tho earlier on our date she said "ok you can come over, but no sex there!"<br /><br />Anyways. I didn't try make out with her as I didn't give a fuck. I kissed her all over.... her body is smoking hot. She works out a lot. Actually, this if the first girl to whom I would say "stop working out" ... if she flexes at all it's like a 4 back... the muscles are like trying to get away from her. RIPPPED! but a great little ass and sides and all that ..... fake boobies :( .... but not the good kind. the plastiky kind. ugh. but other than that, amazing!<br /><br />So.... i'm kissing her everywhere and she's covers up her love pumpkinn as I get down there ... so, I simulate sucking clit on her hands a bit.... then as she moves them i move in and give her head. She loves it. She orgams relatively fast... (over 5 mins but less than 10) ... she says "you make me orgasm!" ... in a kind of surprised "you're an asshole" tone.<br /><br />she kinda goes for the handjob, with her hand cupping my balls and her middle finger going pretty much right into my bum. now, my legions and legions of blog readers will know i love a bit of bum bum action. But, not straight away! If you're not hot: it's just a finger up your bum. What the fuck! Anyways.... i get the ol' rubber on and we're away.<br /><br />The combination of the rubber smell, while grabbing her rubber feelin titties was ... noteworthy. I had 2 internal orgams, but managed not to ejaculate. for this, i am proud because a) I hadn't gotten any in a while and b)it's hard to enjoy sex with a condom and ejaculation is the only pleasure involved in condom sex<br /><br />the sex wasn't great. With the russian/asian girl in malta, it felt great. Not this time. But, she had an ok time i suppose.<br /><br />She kept saying she wants me to come properly, and i kept saying i want her to blow me, and we don't always get what we want<br /><br />later on, i started goin down on her again... just as she was getting hot, i put my cock in her face and she shakes her head "no"<br /><br />i say "ok" and roll over. She calls me an asshole.<br /><br />We mucked around more, but I couldn't be arsed using what seems to be my last Kama sutra brand extra large condom on this woman. Fuck that!!<br /><br />I had to fuck her. It was the principle of the thing.<br /><br />This was, officially, the first girl I tried Johnny Soporno mantra with full frame, on a date. I just knew we were gonna fuck.<br /><br />When I say full frame, I'd introduced the polyamorous reality as just that - my reality. She dug it.<br />I knew after our first 7hr date she was going to sleep with me - that's how well it went. I just didn't think it would take 3 weeks! sigh.<br /><br />IT was interesting - she was able to talk to me about all her shit. her ex, the guy she's fucking...all that stuff... and then still sleep with me. It really does make them feel comfortable, knowing you don't judge them, don't want to be their BF.... it just makes everything O.K.<br /><br />God this girl was a pain in the ass. I mean - honestly. WTF! Part of me wants to completely ignore her now so she feels like shit - just because she didn't reply to my texts for 2 weeks. But, that would be immature. We can be friends... i'll even invite her to the party this weekend along with all the other girls.<br /><br />Would I sleep with her again? Fuck no. She wasn't good, and she didn't go out of her way to please me... why the fuck would I sleep with her again? But... I made her come. She'll know what she's missing, that's for sure. It's going to be fun... she's going to hit on me and I'm going to say "Nah, you weren't very good. i don't think so honey... let's just be friends"<br /><br />ehehehe<br /><br />Maybe she's right. Maybe I an an asshole.<br /><br />I love the game ;)<br /><br />p.s<br /><br />oh shit. forgot to put this in: this is the text game i used to reverse the flake<br /><br />lesson learned: u never know what's going on in her life, just keep trying once per week till u get a reply!<br /><br />....<br /><br />after the initial date, I send her a quick text, 2 days after the date - no reply. (it just said "hey, do you miss me yet?"<br /><br /> I sent her a fun text a week later. it said "hey, are you still alive? did your ex call you back? You want me to talk to him for you? Let me know how you are doing.....U are my favorite language gato!" (inside joke)<br /><br /> No reply.<br /><br /> A week later, I write a brand spanking new anti flake text. (actually I wrote it a couple days earlier for GAbriel, and it worked a treat!) ... here it is verbatum<br /><br /> "I'm assuming you've been kidnapped by a paramilitary group. Let me know how much $ they asking for. I will pay..but only up to 10 pesos cuz you're mean to me ;) "<br /><br /> She replies "jajaja" (that's instead of hahaha... it's what they do)<br /><br /> me "eheh. So you ARE alive! What have you been up to?? and why have you been maintaining radio silence?!?!??! :o "<br /><br /> anywho.... that's had i got it out of the gutter...Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-31052096199424358572009-09-14T00:21:00.000-07:002009-09-14T00:48:04.187-07:00ARghghhgghhh ... Sept 10th - no sex in Buenos Aires!waaaaaaa<br /><br />Last 48 hrs was crazy. Basically, I tried to lay every girl I could before leaving BA. I managed to get the 32 year old hottie from the mall to reply to my texts, finally. Remember the first girl I went out with? Awesome 7 hour date? That one! I sent my new kidnapping anti flake text which worked a treat. So, we meet up and have a catch up. She tells me she's started sleeping with he rpersonal trainer who's married. He's been after her for years, and finally she just said to him "Ok, you can fuck me. But you can't kiss me on the mouth!" and he was like "oh yes, ok, I'll never bother you again, I promise" .... and so they went to a "love hotel" and did the business. She said it wasn't great... but she kept seeing him and that the sex was getting better. I could tell by the way she was talking about him she wasn't really into the guy.<br /><br />Anyways, she explained to me the reason she never saw me again was that she didn't want to get emotionally attached to someone who was leaving the country. We had a good chat and I was escalating where possible. Really I had nothing to loose, I was fairly shameless. I would have done Yad proud, hehe. We even got yelled at by some security guard outside of a building. Still, I didn't kiss her but was groping her and such. She had a little pimple on her lip (but, i was paranoid it was a "cold sore" (see: herpes) and i wasn't interested in finding out if I was right. –<br /><br />She said stuff like "if you come back to ARgentina, i'll be your lover" etc etc... and the next day sent a text that said<br /><br /><br />so my stand up show was coming up which i thought she'd attend... i texted<br /><br />"listen, I will cook some pasta. why don't you come over and I will feed you. You gotta eat!"<br /><br />she replies "yes i needed i'm getting too skinny, but my son is staying at home he feel sick"<br /><br />then 5 mins later she texts "hey if you wanna come home mas tarde (much later) because i'm not going to be able to go tonight (to the show)<br /><br />now i don't know if she means that afternoon, to come to her house... or after the show? either way i was busy in the day ... i texted asking what she meant but she didn't reply. i think she meant to go to her house (booty call)<br /><br />I figured i'd see if it was on with the singer and decide... and at least hookup with one of them before i fly out. right on my last night... will make for a funny blog entry i thought. from the vagina, right to the plane! hehe<br /><br />Anywho: the show was a success, but highly stressfull. Hbsinger turned out to be a real diva and there was a bit of yelling involved. Not sexy. 4am by the time it's over. I'm not getting any. fuck!! a month in BA and no hankey pankey! this is going to look bad! (sigh)<br /><br />Well fuck this.<br /><br />Yes yes, I coulda gotten some. Cockblocked by a baby once (nice) ... a bunch of flakes... and I didn't really try with 32year old mama. It felt so solid, I didn't think I had to! And, a couple of other girls I just didn't bother meeting up with! (gay!)<br /><br />But... well I just wasn't that horny, to be honest. I was getting some sweet luvin in toronto... and I was much more interested in learning spanish and just pissing about than actually fucking girls. How gay is that? gay. but... just the same... yea i didn't really give a 2 poops till this last week.<br /><br />SIgh.<br /><br />Back to Canada!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-79116077483509756922009-08-30T15:42:00.000-07:002009-08-30T23:28:59.019-07:00Uruguay Bootcamp completeJust finished a bootcamp in.... Uruguway, if you can believe that.<br /><br />I still can´t get over it. I mean, just listen to the sound of it. Uruguway. it´s silly. It doesn´t even SOUND like a real country. URUGUWAY.<br /><br />It went good. Yesterday was great weather and there were enough girls about. Today, sunday... there were hardly any girls around So I did more theory that sets.... fortunately we´d done enough sets yesterday and the students weren´t having any trouble approaching so it was ok.<br /><br />I had some ice cream with them to celebrate the end of the bootcamp. I was told the ice cream would be amazing. It was ok, but nothing special. i´ve had ice cream in Rome, so ... nothing will top that. Ever.<br /><br />Tommorow I am off back to BA. It´s cheaper there and there are way more cute girls so... I kind of miss BA. However, Montevideo just looks nicer. And the people are friendlier. And the weather was amazing (tho i´m told i just got really lucky)<br /><br />Very few hotties tho, to be honest. I think I saw 5 girls I was interested in over 4 days, which isn´t a lot.<br /><br />I am happy tho... I taught the bootcamp in a way i´d never done it before. It was by far the most effective I´ve used<br /><br />After that me and sexy (crazy) tony hit the town!<br /><br />We just went out and saw Johnny Depp´s latest movie Desparato. I give it a 6 at best. Not even good acting from Johnny. If you compare it to say... Donnie Brasco... it was a joke. What a shame.<br /><br />After we went into town and swung by some strip joints. Last night here... I figure what the hell... lets try some stripper gamE! I was smart enough to request checking out the joint before we agreed to pay 200 pesos (ten bucks) to enter.<br /><br />WOW WOW WOW<br /><br />I wouldn't touch any of these girls if you paid me. PAID ME!!! BRUUUUUUUTAAAAAL<br /><br />Even the stripper´s in Montevideo SUCK. Some of them looked like they were homeless, AND on crack. Not just homeless. Not just on crack. Homeless, AND on crack. That´s actually pretty tuoch to do. Not as tough as getting someone to pay you for a lapdance when you look homeless and on crack. But tough.<br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /></span>Well... nothing to do now but to update my blog and make plans for my return to BA ... and toronto in 10 days... and then.. Back to London!!<br /><br />Boom shakalaka!!Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-61286888782519398062009-08-28T15:34:00.000-07:002009-08-30T23:27:37.858-07:00South America UpdateWhat´s up bitches!!<br /><br />Ok, there hasn´t been THAT much to write, really.<br /><br />A few nights ago I hung out with HBsinger. She´s a bit older (mid to late 30´s) but looks good still... even tho she had a baby recently!! That´s right. This gets a bit wrong.... buckle up<br /><br />Right... now... I wasn´t TRYING to like... sleep with this girl or anything. Honest. But... well... it seems like it´s going to go down. I went round to her place as we had plans to eat. I made us some food and we talked shit, etc. It was all very slow motion.... just talking, playing with the baby. I made a funny video of me making fun of the baby. "Who´s the fattest baby!! you´re a big fat baby, aren´t you! you´re like a little sumo wrestler... " ... it was fun<br /><br />Anyways, we end up on the bed chatting... eventually one thing leads to the next, we are cuddling and it kind of kicks off. I end up going down on her, and she has a screaming orgasm in under 5 minutes. Now, the baby is... this entiretime... inthe crip RIGHT next to the bed. So she was covering her mouth with with a pillow. She was loud too... really loud. I´m surprised the baby slept thru it! She told me "I like that you told me you don´t want a relationship... that´s why you are here... I don´t want anything right now"<br /><br />I think that´s a slight eggsaderation. I was there cuz she wanted me there... but i´m sure the JS stuff helped. I only told her about it in around maybe 7 or 8 minutes. hardy at all. The entire time with her I was completely and utterly just myself. I can´t describe it it any better than that. I was myself, but again I incorparated the acceptance philosofy Johnny taught me. I was just, listening and accepting. I didn´t get sexual with her at all .... we just hung out... Even when I was at her house we just chilled. Then when we were on the bed we got it on. We both knew it was on .. it wasn´t necessary to escalate in any way.<br /><br />Anywho.... just when we were getting round to it.. the baby started a fussing and... we never got round to it. we were exhaused as it was like 5am.<br /><br />I got cocked blocked by a BABY!! Top that, you bitches!! A BABY in DIAPERS!! This motherfucker can´t even crawl yet and he´s cock blocking.<br /><br />amazing.<br /><br />Uhhhh so.... Then I went to Uruguay on thursday early morning. I was planning on going over with Ginger on friday, but he calls me at like 5pm on thursday saying "there is a last minute deal, lets go right now to buy tickets!!" so i grab a taxi and we make it 5 mins after the office closed. but they sold us the tickets. later it turns out they printer entirely the wrong date on the ticket and ginger didn't notice... so me and tony had to go and change it for Ginger in a last minute panic.<br /><br />Last night I went into town with the ging... he met up with a girl and was like "just give me ten mins to makeout then i will come sarge with you!" ... ya right. 45 mins later he text me"her friend came into the set, can u come and wing?" ... but i was already on a bus going back to meet sexy tony<br /><br />i asked him later if the "friend" was cute. he says "no, not at all"<br /><br />what a douche!!<br /><br />We did a little demo bootcamp ... but he spoke to the dudes in spanish so i just kind of nodded my head. at some points i got my 2c in... and got the guys into set but mainly they were too shy to open. Even after watching us do it... and being offered the chance to come into a warm set we were already in ... they wouldn´t do it. I´d say that was a new level of shy. I opened a couple of big sets and just told Ginger to send them in to try and wing me... the ones that came in crashed and burned almost immediately... but most never came in.<br /><br />i find nightgame approaches for newbies are harder than daygame. or maybe just in this case... or maybe i just think that. i dunno.<br /><br />I did some daygame on friday in the day. Sexy tony will now be re named "crazy tony" .... He has actually out done the teacher. It´s never happened before. Tony too my bootcamp in Buenos Airies on the 15th of Aug. On that bootcamp, he approached a couple of boy-girl sets effectively. This is as tricky as it gets, but he pulled it off<br /><br />But, yesterday was really amazing. Tony, Ginger and myself are doing a few sets by the beach in Montevideo. There is what seens to be (70% chance) a couple. I know they have been watching us do sets, as we have done a few right in front of them. Even knowing that to be the case, tony strolled up to the guy and ran the opener "hey, your girlriend is so beautiful.... congradulations. Can you tell me your secret?" ... and apparently the guy got angry and was yelling at him"what are you looking at... what the fuck are you lookint at"<br /><br />Jeez. That´s balls. Nice work tony. I think tony is going to be my official lead trainer for uruguway. haha..... good stuff. So far, the only guy other than myself that would go and do that kind of crazy shit is yad.<br /><br />Speaking of yad, he recently captured on film him getting a kiss close in the day. Nice work buddy! Here´s the video if anyone wants to see it. ah shit. it´s been removed. I´ll put the link up if he puts in on again. anyways he talked forever and ever with this girl ... then said "wouldn´t it be crazy if we kissed?" and then they kissed. Ugh. It´s kinda gross actually. I mean I know yad goes around banging chicks... but I don´t wanna see him tongin´on video!!<br /><br />I got one or two numbers but nothing solid enough to write about. ONe girl was very sexy and seemed pretty chill...... so we´ll see.<br /><br />Right. There is lots I am forgetting but that is the gist of it. I miss my (ex) in Toronto... and i´m not that horny so... I don´t really give a fuck right now. I´m actually more interested in learning spanish and just hanging out than trying to lay girls. <br /><br />Hmm.Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7636287696172021036.post-48766710893324267122009-08-25T08:25:00.000-07:002009-08-25T08:36:37.801-07:00I'm bad a mime, apparently<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px; "> I like it here. people are more friendly than in europe I think... i like the kissing on the cheeck! (except when the guy grabs my ass!! what the hell is that?) (ha)</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px; "> i am learning spanish fast! the other day i said to the bus driver "puede decy, quando es ola varia..." and he said "si" and then told me where to get off. i felt like such a big boy!! oh yea!! yesterday i tried to buy eggs but i didn't know the word in spanish. I tried explaining it but nobody in the store spoke a word of english. I tried english, french, russian, and my idea of what "eggs" would be in spanish. "oueves?" .... i looked everwhere in the store and didn't see them. Then finally i decided to just use my mime skills. so i made an impression of a chicken. I put me hands into my armits and i started going "puck, puck, PUCKAAA" and moving my neck in and out of my body. then, i made a face like something was coming out of my ass. then i bend over, picked it up and ate it. obviously, i was a chicken, right? so then, one of my audience members says "aaaah!" ... and then points to toilet paper. TOILET PAPER</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">what the fuck?? what kind of chicken wipes it's ass after making an egg?? .... or, what kind of a weirdo does a chicken impression before taking a shit? WTF?? either i'm bad at mime or this guy was a retard.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">yes, or both.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">fuck you.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">I'm supposed to meet hbsinger tonight at hers. i'm actually gonna try avoiding any shit going down. i don't know if i'll succeed. but i'll try. kind of. i'm meeting the girl of the subway in the day also.... in theory.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">oh i heard back from the columbian girl. she just texted saying she was super busy with school but didn't try and arrange anything. dunno if i will answer... probably i will tell her she is rude and demand she buy me dinner to apologize...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;">I am gonna go visit my student from the Buenos Aires bootcamp this weekend in Urugway. I'll do a free talk, and there is some interest in maybe doing a bootcamp out there. Should be fun!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 11px; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 3px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 3px;"><br /></span></div>Sasha Puahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15579170412955417121noreply@blogger.com2