Sasha goes to Russia

april 4th

So yesterday was my first day in st. pete.

Oh my god.

I’ve never had my hands on so many gorgeous women in one day.

First set I’m at the airport. There’s a 19 year old norweigan girl who is very cute. She’s loving me –but she’s there wit her brother. Now I know I could probably arrange to hang out with them, then try get her alone or some shit but. Is it worth the effort? Going where I’m going? Not really. I let the set die (but not after I’ve 2 of her chocolate egg thingies. Yum)

As I arrive in St. pete, I need to call the girl I’m couchsurfing with. It’s not working from my Stockholm number. I come up to this kinda cute girl who’s working at a car rental thing. I’m all smiles and she lets me use her phone. Awesome. Not only do I find out where im going, I chat her up get her number as well. She’s cute but I know not cute enough for me to call but I get it anywayys…

I find out where the bus stop is. I’ve spend a fortune getting to Moscow (missed a flight, emergency visa) and I am not paying for a cab. The bus is 18 rubles (which is less than a dollar!) but as soon as I get to the stop I joke around with these 2 guys who are picking up this gir. Within 30 seconds I’m like “give me a lift to the subway I’ll love you forever” and they agree. I’m searing a lot in my bad Russian and they are cracking up as the Russians usually do. They are very friendly. They take mt to a bus stop where I can take a bus straight to the house without using the subway. Ok cool.

As soon as I get off I find a tele2 ship and grab a Russian sim. It costs 100 euros and comes with 70 mins of call time. (this is like 4 dollars) holy shit. That’s like free. Right away I call this hb from cs (we’ll call her hb tinybod) … we have good chemistry on the phone. She says to call her after I drop my shit off where I’m staying to meet up. She seems DTF already

I take a bus to the area I need to be in but the wront one. Eventually I take another bus and the inspector is like “ticket!” … Ii tell him I took the wrong bus but I don’t mind paying again. I also asked how to get where I was going and said it was my irst time in the city. He grumbles something about “one time” but doesn’t make me pay the dollar. Hahaha. My jew friends would be proud.

It takes forever to find the house but I get there already. The houses … the roads are fucked. I couldn’t even wheel my suitcase around, it’s like part mud/holes/sidewalk. Never seen anything like this. The buildings look like they’d been bombed. Seriously. It looks like there was a war, and after somebody said “nah fuck the ealn up. Nobody would ever live here” … but they DO!!

I meet the girl that’s taking me in. She’s cute too, not an amazing body but a cute face. I don’t go overboard with her but I’m a bit flirty and fun, I’m already picking her up, spinning her around – tickinglin her, stuff like that. She says she’s single too.

Hb tinyboy calls me and asks what’s up. She IS dtf. Sweet. I hope she’s as hot as she looks in her pic. I arrange to meet her at 8.30 but then move it to 9 a bit later. My host is going to return some jeans and meet some people she knows. We say we’ll meet up later on and I go meet the girl.

As I’m waiting for her I open this one girl who is cute and likes me. She’s meeting a guy friend. She’s into me but my one is showin up any second so I leave it and her friend arrives a moment later. She waves goodbye. I can see she was interested…

Meet my girl. She’s cute. Not quite as cute as in her pic but close (she looked like a SHB in the pic) .. we have rapport immediately. Getting along GREAT! Withing 3 mins we’re arm in arm. We walk for maybe 12-15 mins till we get to this big bridge. She asks if I wanna go on it. I say it looks a bit like London bridge and yah… we go on it. I lean on the bridge and put my arms on her waist. She has no problem beinf really close to me. Her face is right next to mine…. I get my fingers under her jacket and shirt onto the flesh around her waist. OH MY GOD. She has a perfect tiny skinny little sexy waist. Her skin is soooo soft its crazy. In the next couple of minutes (I tease her, kiss her neck etc and just build tension. I thought “hmm should I not escalate to kissing till next time as the logistics were bad) but after a couple of minuts I knew she was like super DTF and it was fine. I don’t have to follow my non-escalation rule) … we kiss. She’s a good kisser. We play the uestion game. She’s really into the sexual questions, doesn’t ask me ANY non sexual ones. She’s all about what I like, what I do in bed. What do I not like in bed. Holy shit. I don’t think I’ve ever played this game and had the girl be totally 100% sexual with me. Fuck. Ehs’ not even SDTF – there’s no term for it. This girl wants to FUCK RIGHT NOW. Dammmmnnnnnnnn

She shares a little studio flat with her friend. I don’t have the key to where I’m staying. Yes, I could have done her in a bathroom somewhere. No, I dodn’twant to do that :P

We go for coffee. She pays. I tell her I’ll have to make it up to her… I haven’t heard from the other girl I’m staying with and she doesn’t wanna leave me alone but after a while I’m like no no, it’s cool catch the last subway home! She wants to see me next day but I ask if she’s working Monday and she says no. I suggest sundaynight. She gets off work at 11, i say how about then? She says ya, she’ll kick her friend out of their flat so we can have it all to ourselves. Awesome.

We kiss some more and I send her on ther way. Solid.

So I’m waiting to hear from this other girl too, or the one I’m staying with… nothing. Hmm… I am chilling by the subway. There’s a small kinda cute girlwaiting for someone. I ask her about it. We get to talking. She tells me I’m very interesting. I start to pick up on the fact that every gir I speak to has said that to me today, pretty much. Ioi? … well I guess so as I can tell this girl wants to fuck. I ask if she has a bf. She says not, why not? Nobody she likes. She saw me with the other girl and even joked how I’[m gonna she her a good time (oops) but this was early in set before I’d felt up this new girl. Ya, I just made some joke about her body and went under her jacket and rabbed her waist. Amazing. And she had big bobs too. Her face wasn’t all the great but she seemed pretty into me. I get a text from this other girl saying where she is going and ask this other 2 set about it. They are liking me and say I should come with them along with my friend. The short new girl tho is meetin someone tho. I ask if she wants to hang on sun and she says ya and we swap numbers. Again I know there will be way hotter girls than her, but I think “I’ll just eee how far I can push it with thie one. Maybe I’ll ust text her saying “meet me, I wanna fuck” and see what she does.

I love how I’m actually planning on just trying some crazy shit with this girl cuz she’s not quite hot enough for me to give 2 poops about. I don’t think normal non gamey guys do this. Anyways, we’ll see.

I go with these 2 other girls so some club. Uhh, it was called fidel. As soon as wel get in I open this girl in a tight white top. I’ll call her – fuck. I’m gonna call every girl superhotbody girl, ti’s silly. Every fucking girl has an amazing body in st. Petersburg. What thef fuck? I actually need a new rating system cuz this is just stupid. Anyways. This girl has a smoking hot body with big tits, and is gorgeous to boot. She’s with her friend who’s not too bad either. Chat with her a bit. She’s nowhere near the level of interested of prev girls in the day but I suspect it’s on. Play the question game with her

She’s only been with 4 guys ever, and she’s 23. that puts her at about a 2 on the party girl scale

It occurs to me it would be a good idea to have a “party girl” or “virgin sdale” where a 0 is a totally good girl, a virgin. And a 10 is a party girl. Because when I guy lays a really hot girl, isn’t that maybe the 2md most relevant thing? Ok how hot was she comes first. But nobody asks “was she a party girl?; … because if a girl is 21, and she’s been with 50 guys, she’s like an 8 on the scasle right – so that’s not THAT impressive

But if you tell me she was 26 and had only been with 2 guys. She’s lke a fucking virgin practically. That’s more much impressive no? you know what I mean

So, after this post I’m officially inventing

“sasha’s partygirl meter”

I guess the medium I’[ll set is, 2 fucks a year is average starting at 16

So if you’re 21, and you’ve had 10 guys, that;s average.

If you’re 26 you should have been with 20, that’s average.

However, if you’re 21 and you’ve been with 60, you’re a triple party girl! Or some shit. That makes sense. So if I say “double party girl” u know she’s fucked twice as many guys as the average for her age … that’s logical. I’ll work on this system

Anyways. This girl, she’s a “good girl” …. It shows. I’m getting my hands on her and I’m impressed. She goes to bathroom. I dance around but actually have to take a dump 0 I run into her in there. I start kissing her neck and putting my hands on her under her shirt. Fuck. Owo. Omg. AMAZING body. Not tiny but just so tight. I’m groping her in the bathroom (tis’ a uni sex one) and nobody bats an eye at all. Then we’re up against a wall in the club and I’m just all over her. I actually went to one knee and kissed/bit her belly button. Smoking hot. Fucking hell. She won’t let me kiss her with tongue thought. When I kisser her goodbye she would kiss my mouth but not tongue. She is a good girl

She also shares a little room with her friend. No logistics. Fuck. But, I know what to do tho I realize my chances are small. As she puts on her coats and is ready to go I say “take me with you” … she says “I can’t, I really can’t” … but the way she sais in implies she wants too. She’s out of town next couple of days but I ask if she’ll be in Moscow. She will on the 11th. We agree to meet then. She is staying in a hotel then. Haha, sweet. I get a text from her a bit later at 2.30am “Sasha, bueno notte J take care” .. I said “great to meet you babe. See you in Moscow!”

I chat to this other girl with (you guessed it) an amazinb body. She really was into dancing with her friend but I was getting some great reactions taking the piss out of her. I know it’s probably gonna flake but I get her number anyways. I figure “it would be a flake in any other country, but let’s just see” .. I’ll tetxt her later just to see. Why not?”

There’s more girls but at that point I am satisfied. Am loosing steam, am tired

A couple of girls fucking throw themselves at me at this point. Like, really. One like pokes and smiles at me as I make eye contact with her. Another (maye it was same one, not sure) is grabbin at me. And this other one just is staring at me while dancing, then sits next to me and fights for my attention for 5 mins as I’m trying to ignore her. She was cute, u kinow. Not bad but a bit not skinny enough with kinda bad teeth. Just not hot enough…. Sorry luv! Other ones were ok but just not there. I’m not settling at this point…..not after what I’ve had a taste of today. No fucking way!!

But DAMn - I don’t remember the last time I got such heavy ioi’s. like holy fuck. I asked some people later who said it was that type of bar, but I think .. the girls are just more sexually open here. Like, big time

Today was fucking amazing

I really don’t know whether

My game has just massively went to another level
Girls here are fuciking easy
Guys here have no game and in comparison I’m the shit
I’m a Russian speaking foreigner which is a natural advantage

Or some combination. But holy shit. Maybe I’ve just been training in cultures where picking up is a lot harder and I come out here it’s a fucking joke. But, it’s just that. A joke. If I lived here I would be fucikin a couple of girls a week with little effort

I know this. I mean, I know this. And I’ve just been here one day!

Anyways I make it home eventually. My host couldn’t reach me as my phone decides it’s fucked so I spend 350 rubles on a cab. It’s about 12 euro, not that much but the highest expense yet.

This city is cheap. 10 subway fares was 200 rubeles … so 20 for one, which is like 50 cents. I’m rich! Haha

Oh my fucking god this place is amazing. I can’t explain how easy it was. I have a phone full of numbers of girls that just wanna fuck me.

I’ve been here one night ONE NIGHT

And I have at least 2 DTF girls. OMFG!!!!!

I love this city!

I haven’t had one bad reaction … every set opened so easily. People are just friendlier here.

All that work, all those sets in London, they are paying off. Like, holy shit are they paying off! Live is good…… I am gonna be doing some serious fucking in Russia. Heheheh.

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