This last week, in Malta!

Sun 18th jan

Ok, here's all the shit that happened in Malta this past week! Uh - read from the bottom up or it won't really make as much sense. You'll enjoy it more. Honest.

Enjoy!! And ya I though fuck it, am putting pics up as of now - but just one here you can't see the face! heh...

Well the Russian girl just left my house. What a night! Yea, she fucked. :) ….
I learned SO much from the last couple of days

Ok so, the night before I text her around 2am after our date with my standard “do you miss me yet?” .. she sends back

“Just a bit. Finished in casino?”

Now, I take this as maybe she wants to hook up tonight. Otherwise why ask? But I was tired and I liked the idea of having a nice long date with her culimating with sex at the end so I don’t try meet up with her late friday. I did come close to sending a text message that said “meet me at (some bar) for a good night kiss at 3am!”

Anyways … I sent her “yea pretty much. Gonna walk back to pace ville then cab it home. Did you have fun with your friends? Meet me tomorrow, burger king at 4? X x”

She replied “ok, see you!”

Next day I text her at 3.15 “you gona be there at 4pm, or you’re going to make me wait half an hour again?

She replied

“half an hour again ;)”

Figures!

So we meet just past 4.30. We do a game of bowling around the corner. She SUCKS! Half way thru we switch teams tho so I’m playing as her to beat me. Then whenever she sucks I’m like “awesome!! Now u can beat me for sure!” and if she hit any balls I’d be like “hey! Stop that! What do you wanna loose or some shit??” so it was fun. She really really sucked at bowling though. What a slaughter. Ah well.

Then, we go for cake around the corner. The cheese cake was shit, the other chocolatey one was better, we went halves. I got such a sugar rush. I actually felt sick for a moment. I’m getting old.

We chat about shit, it’s all good.

Then we walk over to my friend’s place. On the way I do an impression of here in a joke where I say (something like) “what! Only has 3 showers a day! I’m not gonna sleep with him!”

And she says “I’m not!”

I say “Good!” (just ignore it basically) …

We get a bit lost and I almost get us killed a couple of times. I make jokes about us playing frogger across the highway (which we did) .. she doesn’t know froger. There is no “frogger” in Russia. Go figure. Try explaining that game to someone who’s never seen it.

There’s a frog. You have to get it across the street without getting squished. Nevermind.”

There’s not much room for people to walk around in malta, everyone drives. Walking thru a tunnel with cars coming at us, whooshing by us … missing us by maybe half a metre – shit it gets the adrenaline going. Almost dying is great for keeping women from their logical mind. Haha! What a state pumper!



Anyways we get to mine. My buddy is still at home.i can’t do shit while he’s there, so I need to stall. Iget my laptop out and go thru my pics. This is SOOOo good for building comfot. She can really get to know you and your life thru the pics. I was just telling her goofy shit off the cuff – but anybody could have a folder of good pics ready – along with jokes to say about the pics so u can really build some stroooong ass confort…

Dave sets up his mac, hooks it up to the big monitor!! Nice! Oh we get up there and he’s put candles on and shit. Haha. This actually triggers LMR from the girl. After dave splits it’s just the 2 of us on the bed cuddling. She says “you know how I said I wasn’t going to sleep with you on the way over? I meant it!”

I’m non reactive

“ok sure. I like hanging out with you, you’re fun. Even tho sex would be great I’m sure, we can just do whatever. Out of curiosity, why are you suddenly thinkg about sex??”

And she said “the candles! And we’re on a bed together!” … fucking candles!!

Anyways we cuddle and kiss … I kiss her belly and stuff and try to get her bra off. She goes cold and doesn’t let me so I just figure we’ll watch the movie again. Not really as a free out, just that wasn’t the right moment. Or she was feeling vulnerable or whatever.

After like ten mins we start making out. I’m kissing her belly, I move it down, no resistance getting the panies off. I get my tongue on her vagina and it’s ALL OVER BABY!!

I know i'm in for a good night. Here's a pic of her showing a little ab...



Couldn’t make her cum with my tongue. Waah. She loved my fingers more… I make her go down on my after I am done pleasuring her. She starts giving me head like a porn star which I fucking HAaaaaate! I tell her slow the fuck down! Kiss it! Just put the tip in your mouth!! She gets a bit better…actually a lot better. Finally used one of those sweedish condoms I got. I Couldn’t get the fucking thing to roll down. Boo! Cock retreated – ah, just like to george in Seinfeld! Aarrgghhh … It’s ok we make out a bit more… Attempt #2 a success! I’m all condommed up! It’s on! All aboard! Still it doesn’t roll down all the way, and it’s actually squeezing my cock. Sweedish guys have small cocks! Haha! The news is out!! We fuck. Feels pretty good tho.I manage to get near orgasm and not come a couple of times. She doesn’t come  … we stop for a bit, hang out. I take the condom on later, but one of my friends x large ones on (tantric braind) (oooh it slides on so easy!) and fuck again. She told me on our date she wasn’t good in bed. She wasn’t too good actually, but she wasn’t too bad either. Meh maybe she was just lowering expectations. Heh….


It gets good to me, I blow a load! Waaaaaaaaaaaah. Just broke one of my goals for my challenge.

I feel fucking drained. Why did I do that? I worry if I’ll wanna fuck her again after this. Wah wah wah. I suck.

She tells me she’s hungry, I got down and cook dinner (that was the plan) and we pig out! Yumm!!

*Note: When I tell her “it’s cool, we don’t have to fuck” and proceed to watch the movie: I know what’s running thru her head… “we could be fucking right now!” … I know she knows that our options for the night are 1)Lay around and watch movies or 2)fuck our brains out.

How long do you think she’ll lay there and watch movies? Come on guys. All you gotta do in this spot is chill out. Watch the movie. Sure, give her a kiss here and there – hold her close. But watch the fucking movie. It will happen!

So, we go upstairs, chat a while and sleep. I wake up naturally at 8.30 – we lounge around for an hour and I go down to make us some tea. She comes down dressed!  … we chat and eat some leftovers. She reveals she didn’t orgasm last night. I tell her that’s unacceptable. I ask if she wants round 2 but she dosen’t concretely answer. I think girls feel slutty just saying “yea I want more sex” even after you’ve fucked them. Well, some girls. Weird eh? Anyways I ask if she wants to finish the movie and she says yes. We go upstairs. I ask her if she has a hard on… followed by “well I do!” and attack her. Hehe. We fuck again.. this was better. I got her legs over my head for some deep thrusting… I can tell she’s gonna come after a few mins so I let myself go crazy and fuck her hard till we both come. YAaaaay!

I mean BOOO I came again. Fuck!

I feel fucking drained. I’m not gonna wanna have sex now for weeks and I got chix lined up in Stockholm. FUCKKK.

Oh – right in the morning she said “I should go home soon” … hmm

Anways when we were in bed last night I asked her more questions about the way girls are and I learned a LOT! For example:

I asked her why did she make a comment about us not having sex on the way to my house, and also later in bed. She firmly said “I meant it, we’re not going to have sex!”

She said she only told me that so that in case the sex would bad she could say “I told you we shouldn’t have had sex!” … I’m not sure I believe her. I think it was just the usual ASF and that’s all it was. Maybe that’s her chick logic. I think we when feels “pressure” to have sex, she wants to know that she has a choice in the matter. That’s why when we’re on the bed, with candles on she got a bit freaked out. Like I was PLANNING it. Women have to CHOOSE to sleep with you. Or at least it has to happen “in the moment” or some shit. Even tho obviously when she’s coming over to my house she knows what she’s going there for.

You know what I’m saying? So yea – candles are NOT your friend on a day 3 lol… that’s more for your lover/girlfriend etc

Also, (dunno if I blogged this but it’s worh repeating) she told me she came to our day 2 late on purpose to see my reaction. She explained that a lot of guys get all pissy and shit. She said she was really surprised that I was happy to see her and didn’t give a fuck that she was late. I asked her you came 30 mins late on purpose? What were u doing? And she said “well I checked my emails, had a smoke. Half I was lazy, half I did it in purpose” .. in other words, it was on purpose.

Note: A guy that is reactive, and not in control of his emotions is gonna get pissy with a girl when she’s late. Or – a guy who doesn’t have any other options with girls. He’s been looking forward all weeeeek to see this girl. How can she do this to him, blah blah.

Weak sauce. A guy with lots of options with girls (see player) doesn’t give a fuck if a girl is late. He’ll just go out that night and meet some other girls – or he’ll just call a girl from his phone…. Whatever.

Interesting, huh? I asked “what about the second time you were late 30 mins!!” she said “then I was just late, hehe”

I learned more shit that’s not coming to me now, will add it in later.

Suffice it to say, chatting to girls before, during, after fucking can teach you a lot :)

Am very happy with myself to have laid this girl as she really is fucking hot. 22, hot body, beautiful face. She was pretty fun, too. Well, at least she laughed a lot while around me. It’s fun enough – for now.

It has to be said that I had to apply a LOT of game to make this go down. Like unbelievable amounts. There’s no way I would have been able to pull this off pre game. Or a year ago. Or six months ago. Or even three months ago!

1) Right when I started talking to her and I mentioned I was in town for a week, she said “I don’t want a one week boyfriend” … at one point I’d have just taken that as she wasn’t interested. What a bitch!! (I was) … Actually, pre game I wouldn’t have even spoken to a girl that hot in a night club.

2) when I was dancing with her and I went to put my coat away and she went back to her friends, I’d have thought “I guess she doesn’t like me” and maybe quit right there

3) When her friend massively cock blocked with “oh we’re lesbians, this is my giflriend” I woulndn’t have known how to react. I’d have probably said “oh really, oh ok” and just slinked away like a little bitch. Not only did a crush her friend, I used this as an opportunity to show off my social skills, dominance, commitment etc….

4) Though I didn’t hear her at the time, I’m pretty sure when I was getting her number she was saying “No, you give me YOUR number” … after learning about her strategies, I’m sure this is what she was saying. Maybe I heard it and was just ingoring it – haha – no I really could not hear what she was saying. Ironically, pretending there’s loud music, and that you can’t hear the shit test and just doing whatever your doing is an excellent way of going about things. After repeating herself 3 times I remember – she just sigh’d and put her number in my phone. Sweet. I asked her after what she was yelling and she said she didn’t remember. I believe her. This is how automated girl’s shit tests are. They don’t even recall them.

5) First time we were gonna meet – she flaked. As it happens I slept thru the whole thing and would have flaked on her anyways – but in the past I’ve just quit when girls have flaked

6) Tried to meet up with her again and she wouldn’t do it (when she was going to her friend’s party) … plus she wasn’t offering another time to meet up in the texts, so they were pretty cold. In fact, my only ioi was that she was still answering my texts. It’s all I had to go on.

7) Walking to my house she made a joke about not sleeping with me. Before I would take it react badly, and ask “why not? What’s wrong? Why are you saying that?” but I knew to just agree with it “god I hope not! That would be terrible!” or “we’d have retarded babies anyways” or whatever the fuck I said. It didn’t phase me

8) When we’re in bed and she says “I meant what I said, I’m not goin to sleep with you” that would hve DESTORYED me before. Same as above I’d get all weak and needy and shit and it was fuck up my game. I said “fine, we can hang, I like hanging with you. Sex is just sex” or whatever and just didn’t let it phase me


So there you go kids. That’s a LOT of fucking shit tests, isn’t it?? I Mean, FUCK!!
Any one of these could have just messed up my game – hell – at this point my responces to these are almost automatic. I don’t even have to really think. Still when she said “really I’m not gonna sleep with you the second time” I was a bit worried actually but… it worked out. I just stuck to the plan and it was all good. I stuck to the plan and I have FAITH. That’s a big part of it. If your game was good so far, the the girl is over at your house, there’s no reason you’re not goin to fuck unless you FAIL a shit test or give her some weak ass bitch behavior. Just KEEP YOUR HEAD. Stay cool – you have all night. The sex will happen. Just let it happen “in the moment” and don’t force it!

Interestingly, as I mentioned before, the only ioi’s I had were the fact that she was replying to my texts. It’s not a lot to go on, but think about it – if some girl you have NO interest is messaging you – what would you do? You’d either not reply, or just make some excuse “I’m super busy this week, maybe another time?” .. sound familiar?

But she didn’t, she always replied. Why would she reply? She knows I’m in town for a few days more only, I told her. So what – she wants to be buddies? Facebook pals? No my friends. She wanted to go to bed with me. All I had to do was pass the shit tests, show her a good time, and not fuck things up. That’s it.

It really comes down to ignoring what comes out of their mouth and going by what they are DOING. David X said it best “don’t listen to what they say. Listen to what they do”

BOO YAAAA

Shit, That’s my first lay in my 30 day challenge and as I write this I’m on day 15. Crap! I have to sleep with 3 girls in the next 2 weeks. Fortunately I’ll be in Stockholm for a week. Muahahah…. Gotta push myself…. I’ll either do it, or get fucked trying :)

Oh wait. If anyone’s wondering why she looks Chinese, she comes from a part of Russian near Mongolia. Hence me making jokes about her always going around on a horse wearing a silly hat. Heheh

The other biggest laugh was, when I said to her in Russian “I hope you like hearing out of your left ear, I’m going to fill your right ear with come and you will be partially deaf” or something. Maybe you had to be there.

Good times. Oh I'm EXTRA happy as i've NEVER EVER EVER Been with a Russian girl. I'm genetically 100% Russian. And I speak it fluently. And russian girls are the hottest girls in the WORLD. And this is my fiiiiirst one!!! (Certainly my first Mongolian blooded Russian girl! heh)

Why is it girls HATE having their pictures taken?? When they look so CUTE after cumming??


Ah well ... I guess the important thing is, she loved me. See?



Awwwwwwwww :D :D :D

I love a happy ending....

16th
Got a text from the Russian to meet up at 3pm. I made it for 7pm. She’s very late, calls at 7.25 saying she’s on the way. I’m unfazed. We meet around 7.40. take her to this rock bar. I’m right away dominant, grabbing her, throwing her around etc havint lots of fun. Play the question game. She’s pretty open, answers everything. We’re cuddling fast – kissed her on the mouth on our “second” date and then made out on the third or fourth. She pretty much agreed to make sweet love tomorrow – some of her friends were leaving the island the next day and she was meeting them. When I texted her at 2am asking if she missed me she sais “a little, u done at the casino?” … maybe was asking me to hook up tonight – but I actually wanna do the whole thing tomorrow. Meet up, do something fun, cook her dinner, etc…

Learned some valuable stuff talking to her.

I asked her why she left her friend take her away while insisting they they are lesbians lovers. She explained that she asked her friend to “save her” … I asked her what was going on there as she was quite happy talking to her once I dealt with her friend. I said “was is a test or something? Or you wanted to ged rid of me for real? Or what? She explained to me

“It was half I wanted to get rid of you, half a test. I get my friend to “save me” from every guy. Most guys just go away, and then maybe try and wave me over to come talk to them. But they’re too scared to come talk to me again. I wanted to see how you’d deal with it”

Tadaaaaaaaaaa.

There it is right there. Straight from the enemy’s mouth!! She’s so used to having to do this, it’s automatic. It’s just standard fare – whether she likes me or not is a moot point – she just gives the shit test to EVERY guy. If you get thru it – then MAYBE you get to the next shit text etc .. and if you pass that one and she likes you- you may get the number.

I asked her when she decided she likes me. At different times she gave me different answers! Lol … at first she said “when I heard you talk” (I thought referring to when I shot down her cockblock friend – but I’d been talking to her before this so I’m not sure…) … then later in the date she said she first liked me when I called. I dunno. Anyways the phone call was short – 90 seconds. But still it was good – she picked up, I got a laugh and she seemed positive to meeting up another time.


We talked about her natural shit test for giving out her number.
she always says "give me YOUR number" - and if a guy is stupid enough to say "ok sure" then he doesn't deserve her number. And she never calls guys. But if a guy is like "look i know you're not gonna call - give me your fucking number" and she likes the guy, she will give it up. Simple.


I think this is actually pretty stupid cuz she’s going to miss out on a lot of cool guys that just don’t have enough game to say “give me your number, or I’m going to put you in a headlock” …. Life’s just not fair is it?? Everyone should know about game…




15th went to a rock bar with my buddy and his girl. Nothing going on. Oh we goot a shared cab back – went direct on this Korean girl. Cute. Her and her friend were drunk. Could have gotten them up but didn’t think I could get her alone from her friend. But there was no reason not to get them both up. Foolish me. She was pretty drunk though so I wasn’t really that into the holw thing. Made out with her a bit in the back… would have been very much “fool’s mate” if there is such a thing. meh


14th
Stayed in


13th
Stayed in
Got text from Russian, meet up tomorrow instead I said cool.


Jan 12th
Went to some bars in malta
First set:
Sasha “Hey, you’re gorgeous”
Girl “Thanks”
Sasha “Come home with me”
Girl “What??”
Sasha “You should come home with me!”
Girl (pause) “no thanks!”
Sasha “are you sure? I’m good at back rubs and everything!”
Girl “yeah”

Set 2:
Then did my usually flirty banter for a minute and wandered off.

That wasn’t so bad.

Next set, tall skinny (dutch) girl .. looks a bit bored. Open with one of my funny lines. She laughs. I say “it’s too loud to talk come outside!” she agrees

Chat a bit outside. She was really boring, he friend comes over. I give them shit for talking dutch – they go to English but keep switching back to dutch. I eject and go back into the club

Set 3: Some girl with a bitchy face. I call her on it, she agrees that she’s a bitch. I talk to her for a minute or two to confirm this. It is confirmed.

Set 4:there was this short malteese girl that was really into my buddy dave. He was nice to her but wasn’t really interested. She seemed into my too, but later in the night was just asking me questions about him. I am pretty sure she just wanted to get laid – mainly by him but I think she liked me too. I feel weird being second fiddle so I don’t really escalate tho I did a little bit and she didn’t respond too well – I left it as I didn’t care that much. She tried to email close me and I swapped numbers with her instead.

Set 5: smoking hot Russian girl

Now THIS was a hot girl. Short, great body, very very hot. Looks Chinese but is from st. Petersburg. She’s next to some guy who’s interested in her but is getting exactly nowhere. Mainly he’s just hanging around. I open her – opens well. Determine she’s Russian and we chat in Russian. I’m doint a lot of cocky stuff with her but also – because she’s very hot I’m doin serious push pull (verbal but mosty physical!) – I guess it’s more a takeaway. Like at first I’d say something good (add value) then just wanter off and dance. Then I’d come back, chat a bit more – I asked how old she was. She’s like 22 and then I say “ha, ti staruha!” which means “which is Russian slang for “old lady” .. she cracks up and I walk off again. This is REALLY building her attraction. The 3rd time I come back to talk to her I pick her up and carry her to the dance floor. She starts to have fun – I wirl her a round a bit and we dance. It’s getting hot, I say “hang on” and throw my jacket on a chair, but she runs off back to her friends. Aww

I leave it for a while – I know she’s into me. (as with the article I’ve just recently written, girls walking, or running away from you doesn’t mean they don’t like you – it’s often the opposite) …

I re open after a few minutes. One of her fiends goes SUPER cock block mode on me. I amog the shit out of her (well not, I diffuse her by gaming her in front of my target, who LOVES it!)

She’s like “she’s my girlfriend! We’re lesbians!”

I’m like “really? That’s my future wife you’re talking about”

Bockblock “no she’s MINE! – what’s with your jacket” (grabs at my jacket)

Me “Hey! Hands off! Oh my god, you are SO horny! Sorry I like your friend ok, I’m a one woman kind of guy!”

Cockblock “what?”

Me (to Hbrussian) “we REALLy need to get her a boyfriend!”

Cockblock “I HAVE a boyfriend!”

Me “so why are you grabbing at me then?? He’s not satysfiying you?”

At this point she’s defeated and just stops cockblocking. This ENTIRE time, hbrussian is just laughing out LOUD as a slaughter her friend

It occurs to me that women want to see how you deal with their cockblockin friends. It’s a test. She COULD have made life easy for me. She could have told her friend “no it’s ok, I like this guy!” but she DIDN’T! Why? Because if the cockblock friend has more game than me, I’m not man enough for her. Makes sense.

Maybe that’s partly why cock blocks exist? It’s not just to save thief friends from the creepy guy’s their not interested in. it’s also to shit test guys they ARE interested in to see if they’re REAL MEN with BALLS who can deal with WHINY ANNOYING COCK BLOCKING BITCHES.

Here’s a fun thing I could have said had she not given me the opening by touching my jacket

“HEY HEY WHOA – you need to CALM DOWN ok? I’m NOT going to get your friend pregnant. I USE CONDOMS. RELAX. NOBODY IS HAVING A BABY JUST RELAX

Hehe

Oh when I said I was around for a week she said “I don’t want a boyfriend for a week” and I said “you can have a lot of fun in a week” … better answer would be “whoa! Boyfriend?? You’re moving too fast!!”

Anyways I got her number and said we should meet up some time

As I write this I spoke to her on the phone about 45 mins ago, said I’d drop her a line later on tonight. I’m not free till late though, so it will mean getting her away from her friends in the club environment. Could be shit actually, we’ll see…

Ah, there were a bunch of strippers in another bar. Fuck strippers really are dumb, fake ass chicks aren’t they? These ones were – they were just empty. That’s the word for it. Empty. Got a smile out of one with one of my lines and that was it. They are just attention seeking whores for the most part. Sure sure, some are hard working students who need the money blah blah. But the proper, career strippers and just empty, sad, whores. I actually feel bad for them. One was like getting her tits out dancing with her little friends. Eveyrone’s just standing around watching including me and my friend. I was like “dude, this is gay. This is soooooooo chodey” … we stood around for another 5 minutes after that and split. They weren’t even HOT strippers. Like 6.5’s at best. Sad sad sad