Friday 2 January 2009

Great date - Learned a lot and am starting to apply Johnny Soporno principles

FINALLY met up with this hottie I met in a bar like AGGGESSS ago. She was going to come see me do a show but flaked. But she texted saying she wasn’t going to make it so I took that as an IOI. She’s messaged me if I was back yet from Stockholm when I was there, and then facebooked me when I ignored it (IOI)

I let her know when I got back… few fun texts back and forth and she says she wants to meet up.

I used Johnny soporno’s multiple date thread and it worked fucking great. I did it correctly this time.. heheh….

Also saying in a text message “hey just so you know I don’t kiss on first dates” is SO money. Suddenly they are chasing you – and they’re not sure if you are serious and it kinda of calms them down. She told me she was relieved when she got that! Hehe….

This girl was like super cool. Just as hot as I remember. Turns out she IS a good girl as she claimed on text. Only been with a handful of guys – pretty much all just relationships.

We both agreed that we hate condoms and that we should get checked out and fuck like rabbits

I introduced Johnny soporno’s theories and she thought they were interesting. I think I can get her to go along with this. Would like to get this girl as my main fb – that would be sweet

I know I could have fucked her tonight but I am still paranoid because I slep with the last girl without a condom so … I tell her we should wait because I really like her. Lol. Funny but I actually meant it – I really like this girl!!

Had nowhere to take her too, didn’t wanna try get to hers. She was tired plus her room mate knows she went on a first date so.. she’s just not the type. At first she was even like “ I didn’t think we were going to kiss today!!”

Interesting: I asked her why she flaked on coming to the comedy show – she said she was scared of getting hurt etc

Then I asked if she intended on ever seeing me again once she flaked on coming to the comedy show and she said no …

The reason she saw me in the end? My anti flake text!! The best one EVER!! Hehe

She said she loved it and though “that’s it I HAVE to meet this guy!”

Text game woooorks

Shit, game works.

This girl though man – she’s really sweet. She’s been hurt before … kept saying “we should slow down” when the kissing got good. Actually first time I kissed her was early in the date at the place where I was staying. Right after the makeout she was like “I should go” and I was like “don’t worry, we’re not going to fuck, we can get out of here together” and she was like “ok” … .later on when she said we have to kiss less I said “ok no more kissing tonight, that’s it” … and every time we had a “moment” I’d say “ok, that’s one time I didn’t kiss you where I really wanted to…” and I just kept doing that. I said “at ten I should get a prize! Aren’t I doing well???” then we made out again and even heavier than before

It’s just 2 steps forward 1 step back… I was never really doing this properly but I was doing it tonight and it works a fucking treat

What a great day 2! She wants to see me tomorrow. Aiiiiiiii

Gonna have to sell her on the friends with benefits package, no way around it….

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What was the anti flake text?

Anonymous said...

yeh what was the anti flake text????