Christmas roast for 3 - Combined FR by Virgo, Gameboy Huckleberry and Sasha!

Okay so we decide to walk to Red Light district. I thought it would be funny to go and game hookers and see how far we could get. Johnny Soporno managed to bang the shit out of one for free so surely the three of us combined…. What with our vitality and good looks (plus virgo)

So, Gameboy Huckleberry comes to stay for xmas and Sasha is staying over too… We have a few days of fun and on xmas day we sleep late and decide to do magic mushrooms..
Sasha bikes into the Red light district, while Gameboy Huck and I cook and Sasha comes back empty handed – everything was closed! After a bit of an argument because I didn’t agree to buy them a few days early, we resign to staying in and watching videos. After a few hours we get restless and decide to walk to Red Light to try to game the few working hookers on xmas day!
It is so cold that we only get as far as the local shop and we go in to buy chocolate…
As we go in there are two chicks in there buying beer to take back to their party!
The drunker one of the two loves Sasha straight away and he vibes with them and makes out with his one in the shop!
[color=red]I loved the way he did this. Sasha said he didn’t do anything and that she made out with him, but he went on straight away and opened the moment he saw them. He was also being cheeky and giving the horny one his sexy Canadian Laser eyes.[/color]
She is inviting us to the party telling us that the party and the people there are boring etc..
The other one is reluctant as she is sober and it’s her boyfriend’s house, so I wing in on her and we chat, I take the role of the “normal guy” and I make this girl feel at ease while Sasha and Gameboy are having crazy fun with the crazy chick…
Sasha gets Crazy chick’s number (She number closes him!) Crazy chick leads the boys to the flat and the other chick and I follow, she is reassured by now that it will be cool and she starts to relax and we vibe in a more fun way.
We swap contact details on the way to the flat, as she is a good contact here and I keep my eye on all kinds of craziness ahead with Sasha, Huck and the crazy chick..
[color=red]This chick was sooooo thirsty for action. On the way there when Sasha and I were trying to find out logistics and what the party would be like, she said “If they don’t let you guys in, I’m going with you!” IOI?
I give Sasha a look. We both agree that even though the chick is not that hot it would be hilarious if the three of us gang-banged her and really fun if we at least try.[/color]
[color=green] Virgo’s comfort game is sick. This girl was all worried about us coming over – but I knew a couple minutes chatting with virgo and those fears would be laid to rest. And I do mean Laid. Mauahah! Ooooooooh haahahahah. [/color]
We get to this lame ass party and most folks are asleep and its only 11pm!! There is one couple awake and a little Indian guy… No wonder this chick was bored!
We check out the place and chill and chat, Crazy chick has already made out with Sasha again, grinded Gameboy Huckleberry after he spun her [color=red](I bit her neck too as I pulled her into me) [/color]and sucked my finger after I fed her cake!!!
We all look at each other a bit and Sasha and Gameboy are muttering about Spitroasts, xmas roasts, DTSR etc…
I catch all this in my ear and out the corner of my eye, as I am trying to be “Mr Normal” with this other chick but I am giggling inside…
We are kicked out of the party by the friend (and Sasha makes out with crazy Chick again) and she says she wants to come to see us after the party there – Sasha explains to her that we are just three guys in a flat but she still wants to come… She is hammered but its obvious what’s going down..
We head back to my flat and discuss some loose strategy, she likes Sasha and as he is the carrot here; we agree to let him lead and we will vibe and see what goes down,
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I must point out here that the pear cake thing she fed us was absolutely amazing. It was worth all of this just to have 3 piece of that! YUMMY!!
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[color=red]We also get rid of all the chairs so that there is nowhere to sit except the couch, and like back in Callywood, we all take our shoes off and put them by the door so that we can insist she takes her shoes off when she arrives. (Getting the shoes off is always a good move).
so we sit and watch Family Guy and sit with me at one end, Virgo at the other, and Sasha next to me so that she has nowhere to sit except between Sasha and Virgo.when Sasha gets a call from our drunk crazy friend…[/color]so we sit and watch Family Guy when Sasha gets a call from our drunk crazy friend…
She is outside, Sasha goes outside and kisses her and lets her in, she sits on the couch in between us all and we chat..
[color=red]When she gets in she asks what we have to drink. We had only a drop of whisky left as I’d been downing it all during the afternoon to take the edge off having to breathe in Virgos rancid farts all day ;-)
She necks what is left of the whisky. I think that had one of us gone out to buy booze she would’ve had an excuse for anything to go down. She was pretty steamed already, but the booze is always another reason for it not to ‘count’ if she does anything.
(If we had gotten her more drunk we could’ve probably fucked her, but I don’t want to be the kind of person who has to get girls drunk in order to fuck them, and besides doing it without that is far cooler.)
Instead I carpe my diem and tell her”I’ll go to the shop and get some booze if you give me a massage”. I then sat on the couch in front of her while she did it and complemented her on how nice it felt. Sasha started doing her. It’s funny cos the whole massage thing was an idea I got off Sasha anyway from the way he is always offering backrubs in exchange for sexual favours…
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Within minutes Sasha instigates a back rub chain… She does Gameboy Huckleberry, Sasha does her, and as I had got up to get drinks, I am stuck doing Sasha!!! Doh!
Huck takes off his top and gets her to do the same and Sasha follows suit
[color=red]All the while she is doing my back, I’m breathing heavily and saying how good it feels – I’m rewarding her for all of her effort and baiting her to put more in. I’m rubbing my hands up and down the insides of her thighs while I’m doing this.[/color]
[color=green] we swapped and at one point gid was massaging me. He has strong hands. I think I enjoyed this most that having my face in this girls boots. Yum. [/color]
when we all turn the other way…
I am impressed by Gameboy Huckleberry at this point as he is really honest and sexual, his actions and words are really full on and I am dead impressed in the way he moves and stuff – the chick responds and it is here where Gameboy starts to escalate by pushing his body against hers and she is moaning a bit…
She even says at this point – this pleasure is too intense for me and goes outside for a cigarette and Gameboy Huckleberry joins her..
[color=red]I go outside with her and we talk about all kinds of stuff. I used the fag break as a means of scanning her emotional horizon for anything that might work against us banging her.
She’s telling me about how her friends are less daring than her and how they’re boring. I praise her for having more guts than them, setting the frame that all the things we’re doing and about to do are all signs of personal strength and liberation. I truly believe most of it. I’m kinoing her the whole time.
We both rave about how great it is to just go with the moment and do what you feel. I tell her how when we met them in the shop, both her and her friend were attractive looking ladies, but I could see in her eyes that she was the naughty one, the one who wasn’t afraid to do wild and crazy things….
I find out the age difference when she asks how old I am. I’m almost 23. She’s 35 and has a 5 year old son.
Another thing we talked about was how when we were in the shop, she had decided she wanted to hang with us because she could se we were fun. She was newly single and had been invited to loads of parties for Xmas and they were all couples ones and full of boring people like the ones we met. She was looking for excitement. (It’s quaint how it’s always the guys who think they’re gaming the women.)
The main obstacle that comes up is her having just broken up from her boyfriend (who was about 25 or so) and her being in a bit of a wreck about it. I try and draw all attention away from the boyfriend topic and onto the positive aspects of freedom.
She starts telling me how beautiful I am and I reciprocate. I give her sexy eyes and we make out pretty hard and bite each other’s necks.[/color]
Sasha and I debrief a bit and I think Huck bites her neck outside..
They come back in and Sasha takes her to the bedroom…
We thought it made sense that as she liked Sasha best he could escalate and then encourage her to do stuff with us…
We leave him for a while, while we sort out music and snacks and discuss what we should do..
He is doing well, but after 10mins Gameboy says he hears too much talking and engaging a chicks logical mind in this situation (or ever) Gameboy thinks is bad, so he goes in and takes the chick outside for another fag…
[color=green] We were talking because I was counselling her about how she broke up with this guy after 3 years, and she’s in love with him. Blah blah blah. If I had any morals I’d put an end to any shenanagens right then. But pua has darkened my soul considerably in the last year. Also her boobies were nice so …
Yea When Gamey burst in, I was convinced at the time that a few more minutes and I would have gotten somewhere. I was about to re start the massage and was going to do my escalation where I rub the inside of her legs etc and her pussy. As it turns out it made no freaking difference.
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[color=red]Weirdly enough, when we go out this time we are talking about all kinds of things and she starts to cry about her boyfriend and how she lost her ‘prince’ I tell her how it’s all meant to be and in a week, a month, maybe even a year she’ll meet someone who is REALLY the one she wants and she’ll be glad this recent relationship is over.
It’s really hard to steer conversation away from the boyfriend thing and I realise that she is emotionally defensive and won’t allow herself to be dominated in any way.[/color]
Me and Sasha talk again, reckons he needed a few more minutes and we burst in too soon, he is also getting bored as he doesn’t really fancy the girl that much..
When she comes back in she sits on the sofa with Sasha and remarks how I am the only one with a T-shirt on (everyone else is topless – she has a bra on)
I sit next to her and tell her I am shy and we joke for a bit and I get her to encourage me to take off my top.. When I do I get IOIs from her and she is touching my chest and I hug and kiss her a bit..
Oh yea! Gameboy had a great idea and they had a bet – she tries to get his jeans off with her feet and he tries to get her bra off with his! Ha ha - it was money as he just took her bra off with his hands as her back was turned, she was really impressed though as she thought he had succeeded with his feet and we were impressed with her big tits!
[color=red]I had also sliced an apple, and was using individual pieces to press into her body and then suck on where the apple had been. It was using this technique that I got to feast on a delicious slice of granny smith from between her pendulous funbags. Good times.[/color]
Then she is having fun with Sasha next to me and I keep up sexual kino, while they play…
At this stage everytime this chick has engaged me I have eye lazered her..
Then Sasha takes her to the bedroom again, this time I think she does some stupid drunk chick shit like spilling hot tea on Sasha and throwing a teabag around, so Sasha freezes her out… and comes out to sit in the lounge and go on the laptop… Gameboy goes in and escalates and I join him… We do a good team spinning her around with different threads of exciting stuff when she puts up LMR and Huck gets her tits out and is dry humping her etc..
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After this crap I froze her out… really I was (at this point) more interested in the internet – at least there I can look at properly hot girls that will never sleep with me. Oh yeah… the internet….
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She mentions a lot that she will not let herself feel sexual etc. In fact she says a lot of crap that we kind of ignore, she keeps saying
“ I am safe because you are all gay”
“This will not turn into anything sexual”
“I am not a sexual person etc.. “
..We are just like, fine whatever and going with what her body is doing, like stroking Huck’s chest or licking Sasha’s nipples.. yea right girl!
Even though I have taken the “nice guy” role in this attempted gang bang, whatever I say to her I lazer eye and kino her – this is my style anyway but my tenderness in words and touch start to get through and we do this dancing thing..
Me and her dance for a bit: sensual sexy dancing and its really weird but good, I strike an emotional connection and encourage her to let herself go, she really does and I keep up leading and dominating as a male and breathing through her and using my eyes and body as per my Tantra stuff…
The lads said it was crazy to watch and at the end of it she makes out with me and I am touching her boobs and pussy while talking to her…
[color=red]This was amazing to watch. They were really in sync and it was like Virgo had sucked her into their own little world. They were dancing and I don’t even know if there was any music but it was erotic.[/color]
[color=green] yea once again virgo the super comfort ninja master takes over. I was a great to watch. Good dancing! Also virgo has a nice body and it was great watching him move with his shirt off.
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Gameboy Huckleberry makes the tea and because he is being so sexual gets away with making cock tea – he asks her if he puts his cock in her tea would she drink it? She is like I would LOVE to drink it and so he does and she drinks it! Sasha and I are pissing ourselves!!!
She stops it getting sexual and I think her mind is winning and she cant let go, she needs the control and this is apparent by her biting Huck’s face really hard when he was on top of her..
[color=red]It fucking hurt. I lost my hard-on.[/color]
I start to react to her signals, she says she is not comfortable being naked, so I say I am and take my Calvins off..
I sit down naked and hold her hand and do all this really calmly and confidently and something changes with her, she gets a bit more submissive now..
Huck senses this and gets her top off
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While this is going on I am happily on the computer. I am hoping the boyz make it happen. It’s a very well matched battle between one fucked up chicks emotional scars, and 2 very skillpul pua’s. I though fuck it, I’ve had a go. If they can get her fucking I’ll come in there and slap her around a bit. Let these suckers do the work. I’ve had enough. Really I just can’t wait to go In there and see virgo and gameboy’s willies! Oooh I am secretly excited. I try not to look when I see virgo has his trousers off but it’s getting harder and harder every minute….
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My slow burn method seems to get through but not enough is going down.. Gameboy Huckleberry and I have already signalled to each other with a shaken head that this will not happen as have Sasha and I when I went in the front room to get waters, he is cutting his day game videos and stuff and is resigned to the fact its not going down, but we joke about how much fun it was…
I go back in the bedroom and to save us from talking I stoke her hair hold her and ask her if she could cook us some food with the ingredients we have in the fridge (she is a cook) as she is cooking I finger her while she cooks and she makes remarks like, thanks for trying to touch me but she cant etc…
Then she admits that the reason she can’t be sexual (in a weird ranting way) is because her boyfriend dumped her before xmas and maybe gave her some STD!!!
I repair the damage of her nearly bursting into tears by spinning her and changing the thread and quickly washing my hands with hot water and washing up liquid, then begin to do the washing up to hide my tracks..
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I wasn’t paying that much attention at this point but when I looked over I saw virgo frantically washing his hand with a determined look in his eye. Hang on, that was the kitchen sink you fucker!! Aarrgghhh we were eating out of there!”
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As I wash up she hugs me from behind and I put her hand on my cock and she slides it into my tracksuit bottoms and strokes it slowly a bit.
This and getting her tits out and the omelette she cooked is the most action we got – but we have a good story to tell for xmas day!
As this fizzles out I start to hint for her to go, this eventually happens after we eat her delicious omelette!
What I learned:
. Don’t listen to what a chick is saying just in her words, her body and words should be congruent for the real message, if the words are saying one thing and the body another, go with the strongest signal as the desired message.
. As much as I am learning and incorporating into my game regarding intent and honesty and core sexuality from my new idols (David X, Johnny Soporno, Roger Alan Currie) my old strengths of observing and rapport are really fucking important. In this situation I was able to observe and micro calibrate when to escalate and had enough in the rapport bank account to take the chick from her world into my world by pacing and leading more subtly than the others to get quicker responses from the chick.
. Compliment a chick in general
. Don’t limit yourself to what you think is acceptable
. Relax and enjoy the ride, new experiences are funny
[color=red]What Gameboy Learned that Virgo hasn’t mentioned:
When a chick is horny, it is YOUR job to make it happen, but she will usually give you hints, some subtle, some blatant about how to do so.
You can get away with ANYTHING as long as you are comfortable doing it.
Cock tea, anyone?
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What I learned:
It’s more difficult to get erections for 35 year old moms than 21 year old models
Gameboy huckleberry and virgo look a lot better with their shirt off than on
Gameboy huckleberry and virgo are good at giving massages
Virgo is a super comfort ninja master
Gameboy huckleberry is David X re-incarnated. He wants to do dirty things to women. He tells women about these dirty things. He does these dirty things to women.
If I had virgo’s comfort and Gameboy’s escalation I would be the better than Mystery :)
Oh and Gameboy looks really good with his shirt off. Hang on, did I say that one already?