2 dates +2 pickups = busy day!

Had two dates today, and picked up 2 fresh girls on the tube!
Finally met up with the ballerina. We got along ok, but it wasn’t fantastic. I tried johnny’s concept of being friends+ on her and kind of mixed in my “society’s values are fucked” speech. They work together but I don’t think I’m doing it right … we played the question game which went quite well. I added in a couple of Cajun’s rules that he’d mentioned at the superconf – well just one – that you have to make the girl loose by refusing to answer a question. And I used “when was the last time you masturbated” on her as well. Eventually she got tired and refused to answer the one question. Then we got a cup of tea after dinner and I walked her toward her house. She said to me after one of my jokes “well we won’t be a couple. There’s certain incompatibilities. But I’m considering if we should have a love affair” to which I replied “love affair? That seems to dramatic. Then I made a sexy pose and was like “should we have a … (lips quiver) love affair” … heh… again she had to be up early and I followed my strategy which was not to get too fresh so as to guarantee a day 2. I’m realizing that having dates during the week is a stupid idea, lol … but a necessity when you have a lot of women to meet up with. Anyway after I left her I called the bartender. I did the same thing with her as I did with the ballerina. I started singing a goofy song really loudly. It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s always great. “I’m your priiiivate dancer, dance for hire!” … for the Ballerina I just did “I’m, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt” and I just kept going and going and going till she interrupted. Hehe. Anyways the bartender told me she’s recently hooked up with a guy… I said let’s meet as friends and we did. I tell you what – she was tired and just hung out 10 minutes so there was nothing too it. As well.
So here are the fresh pickups.
Coming back from my chiropractor, I went out of my way one stop to get credit for my Canadian phone. The pharmacy that was meant to be around isn’t, and I’m late, and I can’t get back into the fucking station because the entrance I’m using is token only as the operator isn’t there. WTF! It’s rush hour!! Anyways finally as I get into the proper entrance, I see this smoking hot girl. I rush up the stairs and she’s gone! Shit! Then I get to the westbound trains and she’s right there in front of me! She’s hot so I want to open her right away … I step up next to her and I see “whoa! You’re the hottest girl I’ve seen on the subway! High five!!” and she high fives me. the train pulls up just then. I stand next to where she sits for a moment. I make a joke about how pink gloves don’t match her dark clothes. “I though you hot girls always matched!” and she’s like “cold hands take priority!” … then she just looks forward. I made her smile twice but she didn’t seem to wanna talk. I sit next to her but it feels ackward so I leave it. I read my magazine. The fact that she’s right there next to me is nagging the SHIT out of me. I think “what the fuck have I go to loose? I know I can fuck this girl. I’m SASHA!” and I re-open. Simle with “hey I just had to know your name!” she’s like “my name is blah blah” and I’m away. This time I stuck in with the conversation. Like a boxer. I just kept punching no matter what. That’s really what u have to do in the beginning if there’s no immediate spark. Just keep punching! Boom boom boom so they can’t even object – they don’t have a chance!! Anyways after a couple of mins I said “I though u were being really cold at first, what’s up?” and she said “oh I’m really tired”
Now I can tell when someone is tired, and she certainly wasn’t so tired she couldn’t hold a conversation… so translation “I’m tired” means “I didn’t want to talk” or more accurately “I assumed you were like every other lame dude I’ve met and didn’t want to bother having another boring interaction”
Right? But one she seems I’m interesting – suddenly she’s not “tired” .. .not a huge revelation but there it is.
As I wrote that I came up with a funny idea. How about coming up with a ‘chick talk ‘translator? … for like all the excuses women come up with. That would be great! I’m going to start building a list. If anyone has any good ones, drop me an email!
Second pickup I was just calling someone before entering the subway and this girl walks by. I hang up and I say “hey, you’re gorgeous!” and she slows down. Then “How many boyfriends do you have??” and I go straight into my direct stuff. She’s into it! We chat a while and we’re going the same way so we keep the chat going on the subway. She says “I’m getting off at bloor, so you know” … HUGE IoI. (Translation “You have 3 stops in which to get my phone number!”… I said “aha! So I’ve got 3 stops to get your number” and she was like “do you have a pen?” … anyways she writes it in my notebook. During out conversation I’d done my “hot girls are hard to find outside of nightclubs” and later she said “I sit around with my friends and we think… where are the cool guys?” … and SHE said to me “you should get your friends and I’ll grab my friends and we’ll all do something fun together!” hah! Awesome!! Maybe she’s a female PUA!
Anyways a good day all in all…