Sunday 20 July 2008

woman (women) billions of miles away

Today hit up spitlefields market with my flatmate. Was filming. Finally got shit working with the spycam! Yay! Didn’t have any great sets. One ok one, but the thing turned off! Got a few numbers. One german girl was cute, her friend knew all about game. She loves mystery’s show! Haha. She didn’t believe I was a pua when I told her, so I ran over to some girls, stopped them and got their numbers. Hahahhaha. Then the german was like “I liked you but now you’re a player so you don’t get my number!” I was like “no baby, I just did that to show off to win you over. I don’t care about those girls, I’ll erase her number right now!” but turns out the german had a BF and wouldn’t give me her digits

Ah well. It was fun though.

Oh I called the finnish model today on the way to the market. Used my model opener. She loved it. She was like “I have a facial mask on you can’t make me laugh!!” … her friend still in town but I think I can get her out to meet me. I’m SO much better on the phone than on text, gotta use that more. If I can get her out … well would be good practice trying to bang a hottie. She’s like a 9 easy. Smooooking! I was actually nervous calling her. wtf is that? ME? fuck it.

On friday – Paladin was was going to anonon so I though fuck it. Was meeting some newbies from LSS to push them into set. He texts saying he and some rockstars going to I think why not. We get upstairs and I open this girl. She’s pretty cute, she’s at a table with her sister. She’s wearing this backless number and it catches my eye. I use one of my openers that I’d totally forgotten about. Really fucking amazing – I’m not even going to post it on here!! Haha! Screw you guys!! :P :P :P

Anyways I told them I was teaching guys how to approach girls and that my guys were going to approach them – that I’d talk to them afterwords and see how they were doing. At one point I called her a tease. I said “you’re like dangling a tasty carrot around, and I’m this cute little furry rabbit, and when I get close you just pull the carrot away. So mean!” had them in hysterics. Later she old me she thought that was sexist?? Women don’t like it when u accuse them of dressing to get attention. Weird huh? We all know that’s what they’re doing but they don’t like you bringing it up. I’ve noticed that before actually. I’ll say “wow you love showing off those boobies, huh?” and they don’t like it! I guess they’re secretly ashamed of using their bodies to manipulate our horny, weak little minds into doing their bidding. They don’t like us bringing it up.

Sigh.

Anyways she was cute but I wasn’t like super into her or whatever so I left it and was just going around talking to the guys, doing silly shit (using paladin’s chloroform opener) … yea that was fucking FUN! hahaha. I had this white cloth on me (props up my camera, as I’ve been doing spy cam filming) so in set I’d be like “hey can I ask you a serious questions. Does this smell like chloroform?” and I’d shove it into a girls face. Only good reactions so far. Sometimes they pull away really fast, usually they just laugh. Or sometimes just look at me like I’m crazy. Heheheh. Was talking to this really hot Chinese girl. I picked her up to isolate her from her friend as one of the guys came in to wing. But this move was spotted by some Chinese guys they were with and they came to “rescue them” … I thought I’d re open later, but after I didn’t see them again. Should have just re opened with “hey! don’t be stealing this girls from me. I wasn’t going to hurt them, I swear” or whatever. Ah well…

Sooooo I re-opened sexyback girl. Spoke to them about how 2 of the guys chatted them up. The sister said her one did alright, was running some routine about how he had to give his cleaning lady shit for not cleaning right?? lol. Dhv I guess?? Haha. Mine didn’t like the guy who opened her. awww….. we chat some more – I get her number this time (and fb) … she said “you won’t call!” which is IOI. I leave again and talk to other girls. After a while me and paladin say we’re going to split and go to hoxtton. I hit the mid level with the girls again with the intention of saying bye to some of the guys. I get IOI from a Japanese girl (hot body, fucked up teeth though) but I start dancing with her and her friend. Then hbsexyback spots me. crap. I go dance with her instead ad the jap girl really did have fucked up teeth. (that’s a killer for me, sorry ladies! :P …) we shake. I start getting into more state just enjoying the dancing. I escalate. I try kiss her over and over but she doesn’t let me. hot retarded. She even said “I don’t kiss guys I don’t know!” and “I don’t do close dancing!” and “I’m a prude!” hmmm well she’d had a bottle of wine with her sister. She was dancing with her glass in one hand and had the bottle (gauntlet) in the other. It was hard to dance. I’m like “just pour the rest into your glass (there wasn’t much left) and she’s like (but some of it’s my sisters!) and I said “you can still let her drink half of it!!) … after she did that of course she drank the rest. I was literally waiting for the last of the wine to enter her bloodstream before really pushing the escalation. May as well take any edge that I can, right? (eeeviiillll)

Soooooooo eventually we kiss, then a bit of tongue, then full make out. Here we go. He sister is hooking up with some guy – he isolates her upstairs! Sweet! After some good dancing I tell her let’s go check up on her make sure she’s ok. They are getting friendly!! We sat and chat. Stupid seat is wet. I tell her to come over so we can watch movies (I did this after realizing she likes kung fu. I was really excited about it, and was like “let’s go watch a movie right now!!!” and she wanted to . ehehheeh. I’m actually talking to her on msn now taking the piss out of her. haha. She claims it was I who said she was a prude, and not her. semantics :P Right let me continue… basically she doesn’t want her sis to go on the long bus ride home alone, but invites me to go to her house. She lives like an hour bus ride away. At this point the guy is making out with the sister. I talk to him and say “look I got mine sorted, she’s saying she wont’ come back with me only because of your one. He said “my one is using the same excuse with your one.” .. I’m like “mine is done, can you handle yours?” he’s like “yeah dude i’m taking mine home, don’t worry” .. we shake hands. I don’t think he was in game but maybe was a natural? We all go dance. The guy tried everything he could but the sister just wasn’t going to go back with him. I agree to go with her but last minute I think I’d rather actually hang with paladin and maybe see this girl later. Then I thought “stop being a bitch. FOLLOW THRU!!” … why was I talking to her for most of the night if I don’t’ want to bang her?!? so I crack jokes with the both of them on the way back. We have to switch buses as the one we were on ended. I got to get a “drink” (to buy condoms sneakily) but she’s in the shop with me. we have to ask to get out as it’s a really rowdy crowd next door and they keep it locked. Wow. I tell her to jump out when the customer in front goes out as her sister is lonely out there looking into the shop like a lost puppy… and I buy some of the shittiest condoms.

They knew, she told me later. Haha

Smoothe after that. Get there, the sister was even joking on the bus that she’s going to go straight to her room and put earphones in. ahha. Social proof!! So we get in there, I tell her she gets a massage and get her clothes off. Start fingering her…. .go down on here for a while 15 mins maybe. She likes. She’s quite, I ask her to tell me how good it it on a scale of 1 to 10 so I know what she likes when I change around. She says “I dunno” … I said “ok, well let’s just say what I’m doing now is a 5” .. she said “well it’s better than a five!” … I said “ok let’s say it’s a 7 then….” And I keep going. Later she’s getting into it and she mentions something about 9.5? or maybe she said “closer to 9 then 5” .. anyways … I get her close to cumming cuz shes squirming and trying to get me to stop but I hold on and go for it. Haha. Later she gets on me and goes down on me. she’s pretty good but still rougher than I like it (I like light soft (gay) head) nah, gays probly like it rough, hehe … I almost come - get her to stop. Then almost come again.(internal) I turn her onto her back and fuck her mouth as a precursor to sex, but it doesn’t feel good and I go back to regular size (though I didn’t let any cemen go) … after that I wanted to cuddle and sleep so we did. She wasn’t as receptive to my maneuvering in the morning and I didn’t care much. We hang out and I split as I’m meeting the rock star guys at 1pm to teach them some more daygame! Oh she made me tea and a ham sandwich!! Thanks babes!! Hehe… wasn’t ackward - any of it. The bus ride to oxford circus from hers took 90 minutes! WTF!!!!! I texted her later and we’ve been in touch since. She almost came over last night, she was around the corner of my house and said “she had hairy legs” so she couldn’t. complete BS. And as I KNEW, as soon as she got home she texted “regretting my decision, wish I was there”

Why do they do that? WHY? She knows, and I know, that she wants to be here with me. it’s like 12.20am on sat night, I had her naked and cumming the night before, she likes my company. She wants to be here. I can tell. And yet, she won’t come over? Chix really are retarded. She admitted is on msn just now!

Yeh just now she said she’s free thur/fri but I didn’t solidify anything. I’ll see what the situation is. Hopefully I’m seeing 34 year old Italian by then (she texted today, she’s in italy till tues) …



ooh so many on the go now.... eeeeeek... going to throw a party i reckon. yep. that's what i gotta do.

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