designer vagina, anyone??

so my flatmate asks me if the japanese girls minge was shaven

i text him back "lights were off, it didn't matter"

then talkin about it afterwords i told him that i never emjoyed the sight of vagina. i actually avoid it whenever possible. even at strips clubs. show me your tits, your abs, your ass. put that minge away. he's like "i loooooove minge. make me a huge poster of minge, i'll just sit there and stare at is all day"

i say to him "i can appreaciate it when a girl is all shaved down there, it's nice and all but i don't really care. " then he says

"it's like modern art. you can see why other people would like it but it doesn't do much for you"

WAHAHAHAHA

i laughed so hard i just had to blog that. hehe