Friday 15 August 2008

Hot poker playing girls, and cockblocked by a gay!!!!

Did a 1:1 with a guy today. Good looking fellah. Didn’t have a problem opening (he claimed) but just with what to say at the start of the interaction. Mmm hmm. Then it turns out he Did have a problem opening. What a liar!! He was at it by the end up didn’t really start till 2.5 hours in. then again, we couldn’t find any girls where we were (Sloane square) .. we tried hyde park but that wasn’t good either. Eventually we had to resort for covent garden. Even then it wasn’t that target rich but there was enough. I got a shed load of numbers it’s retarded. One cute 19 year old who’d just gone into a shop who lives in kent L

A lot of it was just breaking this guys’ beliefs about picking up girls … like it’s a taboo. After seeing me approach approach approach he finally went for it but it took a few demo sets. I said to him “you realize you’re paying me for me to pick up girls” and he’s like “yep, it’s cool” lol. What a great job! Who would have thought? I’m starting to see though how guys get paid as “life coaches” and shit. They just have to know how to motivate people. That’s pretty much all I’m doing, and explaining the ridiculousness of approach anxiety. I just had to show and explain to him that women love to be approached. Once girls were having this great reactions it just started to dawn on him. “you made their day!” he exclaimed… “it always does” I said… that was the turning point. We're in covent garden and i run into yen and a couple of the rockstars. yen scared me by sneaking up behing me and yelling "that's my girlfriend!" hehe. so right when we meet the rest of the guys and say hi, he immediately starts coaching my student and getting him to open. he opens one girl on the phone (starlight sent him in) and he was harshly blown out. that's why i say not to bother with girls on the phone unless you're really committed. yen starts explaining to him "see you gone blown out and you're ok!" ... unreal. yen just has to take over every situation he's in and prove his alphaness ALL the time. i keep telling him to stop but he literally won't listen to me. he did it over pizza the other day after the MM bootcamp. we order this dish to share, he eats a bit more than half, then when i realize that was the dish we were meant to be sharing and start to eat he just increases he pace of eating to eat the rest before i can. i'm like "don't be an asshole you've had your half!" and he stops for a second, then says "fuck you" and continues eating. then, after he can't finish his food eh asks for a slice of my pizza. i say no. then a few minutes later starlight asks for some, so i give him a piece. as soon as i do, yen says to him "hey can i have some of that?" gets some, eats it and gives me the finger. yen wins again. it's like this all the time. always always always. at this point i've come to accept that he's really not going to change for me, or for anyone and that's fine. what can i do? i love the guy, he's helped me my game, done a lot for the community ... and we always have a great time. He has great game and he fucks more than anyone I know (save for Yad) But he just has to out alpha everyone, all the time. You know how the little guys are always the ones who wanna fight because they have to prove themselves? he's like that, but on viagra and speed x 100, with an erection. I guess nobody's perfect - i'm certainly not. I supposed sometimes you just have to accept people the way they are and this is one of those cases. i realize though that it gets on my nerves and i wouldn't be able to spend any significant amount of time with Knucklehead without going insane. i was considering going around the US with him teaching game but after that meal it became obvious to me that it just wasn't realistic. maybe a bootcamp or two, we'll see.

At the end of the bootcamp we were in Leicester square and they had this free poker thing on. Lots of cute girls pushing products. I chatted up a couple. As we were walking into that area my student says “ever talk to a girl you’ve already spoken to?” and I say “sometimes” … the first girl I speak to it like “hey I’ve met you before around UCL” .. she was really cute – I got the sarge on video actually. She’d had a boyfriend and said she’s add me on FB but never did. I gave her a bollocking for it. She said if I took a flyer she’d add me. she’s a dirty stinky liar but I let her win that frame war anyway, lol. There were some really hot chix showing off their sexy bodies. I mean, really nice. I got 2 numbers but one turned out to be a fake!!! L L L god I NEVER get fake #’s. flakes yes, fakes no. the first girl (real number) we just chatted and I was duly impressed that she enjoyed playing poker. I told her I’d invite her to play a “real” tourney next time I go down (she plays gay free ones) …

Then I chatted to another one for a bit but didn’t go for it at she wasn’t THAT hot (had a common vibe a bit) but a great bod.

The second one was HOT (part time model) and was loving me but was just trying to get my number. I did all my stuff and she gave me one, but when I called it was some dude. WOW!! Unreal

I’m going to go and give her shit tomorrow and get the real one, lol

Oh, anyways then I had to meet this Taiwanese girl I’d met ages ago who was on my facebook. I asked her out and she said yes, no BS. Wow! Meet her at 6, we get some food and then she buys us some drinks that tasted like crap. Ugh. Then we hit up the park, getting a bit physical. Made out –she’s not goin to sleep with me tonight. I tell her I have to go play some poker. I can see she still wants to hang out. I tell her she’s cooking me dinner and she says cool.

So I go back to the poker thing. I find that hot body girl I wasn’t sure about – as I start she says she has to pee bad and runs off. Later I find her again but she just won’t give up the number. damn it. I could have got it earlier in the day. She’s hott after all, I decide. Oh I re opened the girl I # closed and the gay guy who’s like her team leader or whatever tried to shuffle her away. He tells me to shoo off … he’s like “see you later” and does a back turn. I’m thinking “hey I know that move…. I’m like “does that ever work? I think you need a hug” .. the he drags away the girl I was talking to. I just open the next girl and she’s into my right away. Then he says “you better leave” … I said I don’t think so, he can leave if he wants. He said he’ll call security. I said cool, keep talking to girl lol. He goes off. Some fat guy in a yellow security shirt says “I’m going to have to ask you to leave” … I say “really? From a public place? I don’t think so….. he says “can I talk to you for a minute? I say “no, I’m quite busy. I’m texting my friend and chatting to people. I don’t think that’s illegal. You’re welcome to call the police if you’d like to double check” and he scamers off. The gay had shepperded the girls to safety. I should have asked “why are you cock blocking? You don’t even like vagina” …oooh that would have been hilarious. Ah well. What a cunt! I’m going to post on my pair for everyone PUA to descend on that place and game everyone one of those girls in his group. Hahahaha. No really, I’m going to do it as soon as I post this.

Couple of other numbers, can’t even remember. The hottest girl was the first one I saw after meetin my student. She opened to well but had a man.

The I went to play some poker and lost!! WHAT! I know, shocking. Fishy table as well. They kept busting out. I had KK once and the flop comes with 2 queens. FAK! Stuck my last bit of money in on a low board holding K9 with just a gutshot. Someone had flopped the nut straight. Oopsie.

Oh I got 2 potential booty call text’s yesterday

The first, French girl 9 (the girl I # closed on a bus ages ago who came to my party?) I’d given up on her but she texts saying she’s going back to france on tues, do I wanna meet up for a drink. Now I’ve met up with her once after my party and she wouldn’t let me escalate (and said in texts “I don’t want to fuck”) so … I almost texted her back “are you read to fuck yet?) heh … I’ll see her on Sunday and just do escalation like a motherfucker, if I fail I fail. I reckon it’s a booty call. Has to be, right? (eek)

Then, from chinese girl (my old friend I got naked and didn’t close) … I don’t think I fancy her anymore but I feel like I should fuck her out of principle. I mean, I had her as a friend for 4 fuckiin years as an AFC just hoping I could maybe bang her one day, and now I can. I think I should. It’s kind of like rape, forcing myself to sleep with someone. Haha. Reverse rape?? No wait, that would be forcing someone to sleep with me, surely. Haha. I’m so going back to that thing tomorrow.

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