Friday 29 August 2008

aug 27th - the perfect woman? pua and poker!

Met up with hb from the bridge pickup. We’re going to this music festival this weekend and camping there. Should be awesome. We ate at one of my fave places then got ice cream. Then – get this – we went to the casino!! She’s a blackjack card counter and does quite well. Haha. Awesome. She wants to learn poker and I’m going to teach her, see? Can’t be bothered to learn basic strategy for blackjack tho I already understand card counting. There was not space for poker tho she wanted me to play – she broke even on a bit of blackjack. She had to get to hers that night so no action for me.

Met up with yad and we went to do street game outside of cheapskates but there was a bunch of dudes in the line. Ughh.. then we went to roxy and viro and yentz (his main wing) came out. They said it wasn’t that great so we went to this other club on the corner. What’s it called? Anyways it was good. Came to a realization about state – you can’t “game” a girl who’s in super state. You have to be in super state and then you can just make out. These two drunk girls were having a great time. I just grabbed one and started throwing her about having fun. after 2 mins of this I just grabbed her head and planted one on her lips. You know those jokes kisses, like you’d do to another man? No tongue, right? they’re funny! So if you’re in state, and a girl is in state, just grab her head and plant one on her. but then, if she doesn’t pull away from the jokey kiss just add some tongue in, see? Easy peasy

Chatted to most of the hot girls in there. Nobody too interesting. One girl was the closest thing I’ve seen to a 10 in a long time. 21, perfect body- absolutely stunning. English girl. Chatted to her a bit- she’s engaged!! I’m actually not surprised. Any guy dating her would want to marry her. she’s the hottest girl around. WoW!! Maybe I should have been more persistent and tried to get her into my social circle but – I’m still not thinking that way. If they’re taken I just leave it. Limiting belief? Or I’m just a gentlemen?? Heh… ah well. Everyone was there, all the boyz pretty much so it was awesome. Yad, ziggy, mowgli, big t, virgo and this crazy german guy. I think he’s virgo’s main wing. So virgo and the german are trying to de virginize these two Italian 18year old girls – they leaving town tomorrow! I split to the casino and the lads come with as the club’s closed! Later on virgo joins us. He says “smell my finger” and then crams his fingers into my mouth. I never smelt them. Then5 mins later he does the same joke and the fingers land below my nose. They reek of pussy juice. Nice. This means I’ve had 18 year old virgin pusssy juice in my mouth - from a girl I don’t even know…. I’m not sure if I should be worried or not. Was up 30 quid at the end of it all, but I got lucky… folded the best hand in an un raised flop. Top pair (9’s) with a queen kicker but it was bet, and the guy to my left went for chips straight away so I threw it away… sigh… first guy had middle pair (5’s) and the 2nd guy was holding 97 !! bollocks!!

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