I'm still IN Buenos Aires! (And I just had my first Argentian girl!)

Sept 14th - late.


That's right. I never got on the plane! It gets better - I spend all last night naked with the 32 year old language gato!! (at last!)

Right. The decision to stay put in BA was agonizing. But, quite easy when I weighed up the options.

End of the day, I just wanted to hang around South America more. I'm here already, right? So why not.

HEre's why travel agents are poop. Specifically, TD travel rewards. I call them. They ASSURE me, they've spoked to American Airlines and... I can't change my ticket date. "no no... you see, you got a month long ticket. you can make it shorter, but not longer. sorry about that"

Really? Yes. Are you sure? Yes.

so, on sept 10th, 5 hours before my flight leaves, I call AA myself.

"No problem sir, as long as we know you're not getting on the flight... we can book you on any other flight to Toronto, as long as you pay the $200 change fee"

Ah. So.... yeah. Td Travel rewards are a bunch of jerk off's. There you have it.

Right. On Sept 13, (last night) I text HbLanguagegato (32 year old) .... watch the times on the texts. It's painful how bad she wants me.

11:22pm

SAsha

"Guess what. I didn't get on the plane!! Am staying in south america for a couple weeks!! hehe....Do u have a home# will call u

11.27pm
HbGato "470*****"

11.33pm
HbGato

I can't belived! well good for as jajaja! I send u my number call me!

11.40pm
HbGato

**** my son is not whith my tonight so if U are not meeting other girls call my

Right. Yes, her typing in english IS shit. ANywho, I call her and she agrees to come meet me at the house. Later she calls and tries to make me walk 7 blocks to meet her where she gets off the bus. Just in case she's attacked. My exact words

"Listen, you're 32. Nobody wants to rape you anymore. If you were 19, I'd be more worried"

She calls me an asshole, and tells me she'll come to my house directly.

She comes over. It's a whole operation timing one guy being out of the house, and then letting her come in before the next guy comes home, etc etc. So, she rings the bell eventually. I hug her and she expresses her excitement i'm still in the country. "Are you in trouble with the law in Canada? What is happening??" ... i tell her i'll explain on the way in. I give her the tour of the house... she tells me she's have a stressful day

obviously the plan is to just lay her right here... and only go out if needed.

I lead her into my mate's bedroom and start massagin her shoulders. "here... sit" I say.... i know if she gets on the bed my odds go up to around 35% for the lay right here. she sits down! alright... keep talking and massaging....

Get her to lie on her belly .... do her back, ass, legs... i go to take her shoes off. I think, If i can get her shoes off...that gets the lay % up to like 65%... the come off! sweet....

Kissiner her back, neck... all good. she's getting horny. go for the bra - rejected!

massage more... try for the trousers - no go!

tried for the kiss! - no go!

holy fuck! we're in there like... an hour and I realize. Nah. It's not happening right now. Fine, let's go for a drink!

WE go outside... walk around a bit. hit one bar... we stare at the menu and she says she doesn't really want anything. i don't really want anything either. i say, let's walk!

we walk... she starts going towards her bus stop. i'm like "what, you're going to go home?" ... i basically and just groping her and chatting and groping and chatting.... i'm tellin her she's crazy. just being honest, i'm saying "wow, do you have any idea how much fun we could be having right now? honestly. what's wrong wth you?" ... but not really forcing it. just making fun of her for being silly.

no anger. no reactiveness. just... playfullness. that's it.

I don't really have a plan as such... i'm just taking it easy and going with the flow. I consider saying "if we don't do something tonight, i'm not going to see you again!" but... that's just out of frustration. i realize i just need to keep my shit together .......

we walk some more. eventually she just says

"do you have condoms?"

yes.

"ok, let's go"

.... I say "Just like that?"

she says "yea, come on. let's just have sex and that's it."

she kinda started saying crazy ass shit walking to my house. like "i'm not going to see you again after this!" ... i'm like "what, we fuck and that's it?" and she's like "yea!"

here's some rules she sets down on the night, as we're in the bed, before we get down to it:

She's not going to make out with me. Cuz she only does that with guys she knows well.

She doesn't take her bra off. That stays on. She only feels comfortable with guys she knows well.

I'm not allowed to go down on her.

Oh, and she's not going to give me a blowjob. (she's only ever given one, and it may her have an orgasm)

Basically, she wants me to fuck her like she was a prostitute... as far as I can tell. oh wait, but not fast. That's ok, I like to fuck all slow and shit.

(Another rule she' kept saying was "you can never come over to my house.. it's sacred!" tho earlier on our date she said "ok you can come over, but no sex there!"

Anyways. I didn't try make out with her as I didn't give a fuck. I kissed her all over.... her body is smoking hot. She works out a lot. Actually, this if the first girl to whom I would say "stop working out" ... if she flexes at all it's like a 4 back... the muscles are like trying to get away from her. RIPPPED! but a great little ass and sides and all that ..... fake boobies :( .... but not the good kind. the plastiky kind. ugh. but other than that, amazing!

So.... i'm kissing her everywhere and she's covers up her love pumpkinn as I get down there ... so, I simulate sucking clit on her hands a bit.... then as she moves them i move in and give her head. She loves it. She orgams relatively fast... (over 5 mins but less than 10) ... she says "you make me orgasm!" ... in a kind of surprised "you're an asshole" tone.

she kinda goes for the handjob, with her hand cupping my balls and her middle finger going pretty much right into my bum. now, my legions and legions of blog readers will know i love a bit of bum bum action. But, not straight away! If you're not hot: it's just a finger up your bum. What the fuck! Anyways.... i get the ol' rubber on and we're away.

The combination of the rubber smell, while grabbing her rubber feelin titties was ... noteworthy. I had 2 internal orgams, but managed not to ejaculate. for this, i am proud because a) I hadn't gotten any in a while and b)it's hard to enjoy sex with a condom and ejaculation is the only pleasure involved in condom sex

the sex wasn't great. With the russian/asian girl in malta, it felt great. Not this time. But, she had an ok time i suppose.

She kept saying she wants me to come properly, and i kept saying i want her to blow me, and we don't always get what we want

later on, i started goin down on her again... just as she was getting hot, i put my cock in her face and she shakes her head "no"

i say "ok" and roll over. She calls me an asshole.

We mucked around more, but I couldn't be arsed using what seems to be my last Kama sutra brand extra large condom on this woman. Fuck that!!

I had to fuck her. It was the principle of the thing.

This was, officially, the first girl I tried Johnny Soporno mantra with full frame, on a date. I just knew we were gonna fuck.

When I say full frame, I'd introduced the polyamorous reality as just that - my reality. She dug it.
I knew after our first 7hr date she was going to sleep with me - that's how well it went. I just didn't think it would take 3 weeks! sigh.

IT was interesting - she was able to talk to me about all her shit. her ex, the guy she's fucking...all that stuff... and then still sleep with me. It really does make them feel comfortable, knowing you don't judge them, don't want to be their BF.... it just makes everything O.K.

God this girl was a pain in the ass. I mean - honestly. WTF! Part of me wants to completely ignore her now so she feels like shit - just because she didn't reply to my texts for 2 weeks. But, that would be immature. We can be friends... i'll even invite her to the party this weekend along with all the other girls.

Would I sleep with her again? Fuck no. She wasn't good, and she didn't go out of her way to please me... why the fuck would I sleep with her again? But... I made her come. She'll know what she's missing, that's for sure. It's going to be fun... she's going to hit on me and I'm going to say "Nah, you weren't very good. i don't think so honey... let's just be friends"

ehehehe

Maybe she's right. Maybe I an an asshole.

I love the game ;)

p.s

oh shit. forgot to put this in: this is the text game i used to reverse the flake

lesson learned: u never know what's going on in her life, just keep trying once per week till u get a reply!

....

after the initial date, I send her a quick text, 2 days after the date - no reply. (it just said "hey, do you miss me yet?"

I sent her a fun text a week later. it said "hey, are you still alive? did your ex call you back? You want me to talk to him for you? Let me know how you are doing.....U are my favorite language gato!" (inside joke)

No reply.

A week later, I write a brand spanking new anti flake text. (actually I wrote it a couple days earlier for GAbriel, and it worked a treat!) ... here it is verbatum

"I'm assuming you've been kidnapped by a paramilitary group. Let me know how much $ they asking for. I will pay..but only up to 10 pesos cuz you're mean to me ;) "

She replies "jajaja" (that's instead of hahaha... it's what they do)

me "eheh. So you ARE alive! What have you been up to?? and why have you been maintaining radio silence?!?!??! :o "

anywho.... that's had i got it out of the gutter...