Sex with Sweedish babe

Had another One night Stand on Monday. Couple of funny moments

Well, we go out Monday night in Stockholm. That’s right. Monday. Well you see, we’re only in Stockholm for 2 nights. Me and some friends are on our way to Malta to celebrate my big 30th birthday. The first party was in Amsterdam, this will be party #2. The Ryanair flights were piss cheap out of Stockholm, so I thought it would be a good excuse to go there for a couple of days for the boys to check out the sites. (See: HOT WOMEN)

So: Monday. There’s shit out. It’s dead. Dead, dead, dead. The last bar we’re in is this rock bar. There’s a couple of mixed groups but no cuties. Some old biker dude claims he remembers me cuz of my jacket, that we once spoke. I smily politely but have no recollection. I say “let’s bail” but just as we’re about to walk out I think “fuck it” as there was this one cute girl with a couple of friends – couldn’t see the friends from my angle.

So I open her with “gee it’s dead tonight” and she’s quite chatty. We talk for a long while (I saw “we” but really I didn’t do much talking)
I just let her blather on for a while. My friend T is talking to the other two girls and our other friend J is also talking to the 3rd one. Eventually T is making out with his one (who’s actually pretty cute too with MaSSive titties) tho a bit chubbier than I go for. So I start escalating a bit with my one. Nothing major, bit more kino (tho I was doing that from the start) … I go outside with her and try to kiss her but some guy keeps talking to me about my jacket and I can’t get away from him. Damn it. Inside I try kiss her more. She says “Oh my cousin is working on the bar and he’s really protective” as a reason not to make out. Alrighty. I keep trying anyways and eventually (after about 5 attempts) we start making out. Now, in our conversation she asked what I thought about her lips and I said they were nice. She said “lot of guys called them cocksucking lips” and I was like “well I thought it but I was being a gentlemen” … anyways SHE’s making it sexual which is worth noting….

The conversation is actually a bit boring and the logistics are bad. She’s just moved back in with her mum and we’re all staying in a tiny bachelor bad with a virtual stranger. T’s one also is living with her parents. Both girls are 22. So, when everyone’s getting ready to leave I say to her “ok, well my friends are leaving so …..”

Now, this was just really a way to gauge where I was. I found out quick.

“Oh, no… can’t you stay a little longer?”

It’s on. I say “sure, I’ll stay a bit longer – but do you want me to come with you?”

She says “yea I want you to come over but I don’t want my friend to see. Can you pretend you’re going on our same bus or something?”

Hmmm … this is a bit weird. I said to her “wouldn’t your friend want you to have fun if you’re single? Wouldn’t she want you to be happy?”

She explained that her ex (which she broke up with a month ago) was in their same social circle, that her friend was friends with him and she didn’t want to be seen hooking up.

I wanted to discuss strategy with Tais but he’s making out with his one. I’m like “dude come here!” and he’s like “you come here!” … I’m like “no you come here!” … he’s like “fuck you, I’m confy, you come here!” I’m like “dude I really need to talk to you, come here!” … finally he did and we went thru the situation. Hehe… it was like a massive frame war except that wasn’t my intention – I just couldn’t discuss strategy to fuck these girls in front of his girl! That would be a bit akward and counter-productive.

Alright, that kind of makes sense. I tell T the scoop and he says “my one says your one has a boyfriend” … I’m like “naah, they broke up a month ago!” … he’s like “nah, she has a boyfriend” … I’m like “naah, she don’t. your one is just cockblocking hoping you’ll tell me that and it will put me off.”

In the end we walk them to their pus stops. T goes back to the flat and I get on the bus with the girls. they are neighbours as well as best friends and live right next to each other.

We go to their place. She actually has a big ass room at her mom’s place. And a fucking 21” monitor for her computer! SaWeeet!!

We pretty much get down to it. I bit and lick her everywhere and we proceed to make sweet love for a while. I manage to stave off ejaculation for quite some time but then succumb to my lower instincs :(

I give her a nice backrub too and she shows me the values of her cocksucking lips. At one point I was like “omg, are you deepthroating me??” and she’s like “yeah!” … I’m like “so what, did you like practice that or something” (yea kinda stupid question) and she says “when you do something a lot you get good at it”

We sleep

I attack her again in the morning. I manage not to come but after a session my willy goes back to normal pesky size and the condom falls off. Now, I’ve only got 2 condoms so I plan on using that one some more.

I managed to get in back on but the elastic bit on the end is sort of nearer the end of my penis which feels a bit weird. It doesn’t really work. I consider rolling the condom out and then putting it on again (as originally) but then decide that’s just silly.

I decide to just make her give me another blowjob and treat myself by blowing a load in her mouth. This was a waste as I’d already experienced the orgasm while holing in the cemen…. It actually felt weird letting it out after this. I guess I’m at a point where letting it out is counter-productive entirely (or at least sometimes)

The first couple of blowjobs weren’t great as she didn’t listen to instructions and was giving me porn style blowjob as 99% of men like them. On the 3rd one she slowed it down after I told her about 15 times and it was quite good….

After this we louge about and around like 5pm we decide to nip out for some pizza. As a sweedish girl she was ready to pay herself but I thought I’d treat him. I actually joked “I usually tell girls I can’t pay for them as then I’d wonder why they slept with me if anything happened” (it’s one of my little routines) but told her as I’d already slept with her it was my treat. That’s right. 6 euros. Right there.

What a sucker.

She walked me to the metro station…I said I’d be in town next month and she said to give her a call. I said “bah, with my luck you’ll probably have a boyfriend by then!” and she just did that dismissive wave like “yea riiiight”

The next day, my friends target (the pretty girl with big titties) comes round to the flat for a booty call. We’re gonna head out and see what’s what on a tues and give them some time to do their thing. I say to her “you’re a bad girl”

She says “why?”

I say “you know why!”

She says “no I don’t!”

I say “you told me she had a boyfriend. Tryin to cockblock!”

She says “what!! She HAS a boyfriend. They been together for 6 years! He’s over there right now!”

Ooooohhhhhhhhh

It gets worse. In the morning as we were cuddling/rubbing/fucking/sucking her phone kept ringing off the HOOK. I said to her “you can pick up if you want. I think it’s funny you speaking on the phone as I do stuff to you”

She picked up the phone and I heard it was a guy on the other end. He called again later and she spoke to him a bit … I was fingering her hard trying to make her give her away what’s going on. It was a little game

Her phone was ringing so much I told her to turn if off. 5 mins later he mom is at the door, she talks to her and comes back to bed. She says “that’s what happens when you turn off your phone. One of my friends called her landline.”

So – after she spoke to the guy I actually said “who dat?” she replied “just a friend” … I said “he probably wants to sleep with you!” and she said “Yea, he probably does”

Well that was her motherfucking boyfriend. She spoke to him on the phone while I had my fingers inside her.

That ain’t right.

It gets worse. Well, better depending on who you are

As we’re talking in the flat, the friend said “wow. I called her today and asked if she did anything stupid. She said nothing happened with sasha” …. WoW! I’d just arrived at the flat at 7pm, she came over at 9 … I was joking around how we could have gotten the metro over together!

Then she had a revelation “Shit. My ex boyfriend told me that the night I broke up with him he slept with her, but she said he was lying and denied sleeping with him!!”

Well, she knows what happened now!

Guess she owes her ex an apology!


So what’s the moral of the story? Girls lie like/manipulate the facts and make up shit when they wanna get laid. {Manipulating biaathces!! =)}

That, and girls cheat on their bf’s with disdain.

Now, to a lot of “pua’s” none of this will come as a big shock. I, however (so far) have never really gone after girls with boyfriends. They don’t interest me. I didn’t go for one tonight, I really didn’t know.

Should feel bad? T says “fuck no dog!” … I do feel a bit guilty. Poor guy. How would I like finding out some dude was fingering my GF as I was talking to her on the phone? That is some fucked up shit. I hope he never finds out…


The final punchline:

Just yesterday T’s on facebook. He turns to me “Yea my girl messaged me. She says your one still denies you two ever had sex!”

We laughed. Loud ;)