Thursday, 20 December 2007

Dec 19th - Lots of Street game and # closes

Fr dec 19th

Street game and bit of club game

Sarging with Osmond. We were goin to go to moonlighting but were street sargin for a while first and by the time we got there they weren’t letting people in. I talk to these 2 girls (I though my target was HB9 but Osmond didn’t think she was hot) and her friend was maybe HB6.5

HB9 was pretty drunk and was just into me right away – a thing I’ve been doin recently that’s working great on the street is, if you just touch their hand for a second you say “wow you’re so warm” and then just take their hands, put your hands together and make them sandwich their hands overtop of yours. I’ve done this a few times and it’s GREAT. Suddenly they are HOLDING YOUR HANDS. (If her hands are cold, you cup her hands and warm them up.) After this my arms were around her and we were hand holding etc withing a minute or two. Osmond moves in on her friend and we take them to this other club that was SHIT. The stupid promoter lied and said there were 75 people in there but there were like 25.

Anyways she told me she had a BF but would NOT let me leave them. She was really fun and we’re holding hands. I try to kiss her but she won’t let me. Some part of me wants to stay and try more but another part is like “MOVE ON” so after a while we bailed. I have her number, but what’s the point really? Is there any? Should I even call her or what? Osmond when downstairs and isolated his one, and mine went to pee, so I opened a set of hot cougars while she was in the loo. After 10 mins Osmond runs up and says "“we gotta get out of here, she thinks I’m going to bang her!!” so we bolted. The way he said it I thought he'd like sexually assaulted her or something hehe. Shame, 2 of the cougers were pretty fine and I was working the whole set… more street sarging

HB 8.5 - I opened her on soho on the street corner just asking where this one place was, then went into my normal stuff. I noticed she had some flyers, and I asked her what they were for. This was a mistake, because then she sees me as a customer and goes into her shbeel about the fucking place she works for. Stupid. Don’t mention their stupid product! Just as with a stripper you have to be in YOUR frame, not THEIR frame. I know this. Anyways I DHV enough and get some laughs (she was Hb8) so I didn’t neg her or anything, just had a goot chat. She agrees to come out partying with me and I ask her what the best way is to get in touch. She said “email!” I’m like “email??” she said “it’s the most practical way!” and I’m like “oh great, I’ll email you and I’ll be stuck in a lump of spam offering up penis enlargements and Viagra ripoffs. Are you serious? Give me your number, I promise not to call you 20 times a day and stalk you. I’m already stalking 5 women and I don’t have time for another. She laughs and gives me her number. Yay (yes as I post this on 4am boxing day she is flaaaaaaaking haha)

HB8.5 italian. This was going to be trickier, on the street and she’s with 2 guys. I think fuck it, I don’t care and I open up the guy with some crap. He gives her money to buy cigarettes and I start yelling at her as she moves off “they cause caner, emphasyma, erective dysfunction (turn to the guys) “Does she have to worry about that?” … I say bye to the guys and go down the road. Not I know she went for ciggies and there’s a tobacco shop across the st. I cross and there she is .. I yell “hey stranger!!” and immediately start “so, where u from?” blab la bla DHV I’m a comedian blah blah she gives me IOI – I qualify “you seem fun, you should party with me but .. what else you got going for you? Are you as fun as you seem? She qualifies herself… blah blah….”ok cool well give me your number I’m going to this cool club on Friday…” she was into me. Ran into her 10 mins later and said hi and she stopped and was just chatting with me. After Osmond was like “dude you could have made out with her EASY” .. I guess so, but I was just in the mindset of vibing and getting her # but I WILL START TO TRY MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS EVEN ON THE STREET

I’m gay for not doing already. Gay gay gay GAY



Uhhhhh couple of other sets went really well (hot Japanese girl waiting for bus) but the bus came and she got on it! FUCK! If I wasn’t with Osmond I woulda gotten on for a few stops and gotten her digits. SHE WAS HOT MAN but cuz there are SO many girls, I can’t be fucked running after just one but she was hot!

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