Thursday, 20 November 2008

Broke my loosing streak!

Alright I know it's a blog about sarging but I was on SUCH a bad run playing poker it was fucking me up. Yesterday I made the final table in a tourney and the made some money on the cash tables too, officially breaking my loosing streak! yay!

Today I did 2 approaches and 2 (I think) solid # closes. The amazing thing is they were at night which isn't my forte... but I did great! I ran my standard daygame shit and they loved it. I'm realizing if you're fun and confident etc - that shit will work anywhere anytime. It's just harder to do anything that involved talking at 140 decibels. However, we went to a jazz bar and at the bar I approach a fucking HOT turkish girl. Once again, turkish girls can be REALLY HOT! her friend wasn't but she didn't get in the way. I joked around with them for a bit, then when my target said something I misinterpretet (purposely) as offensive I was like "ok, see ya!" and walked off as they cracked up. Then like 3 mins later I went back to say "me and my friend are sitting over there, come join us" and she said "in 2 mins!" ... so they come around and join us. but before too long she said they have to go! (they were staying with a friend and had to get back) ... so i made a sad face and didnt' react as she was putting her coat in. i just kept the sad face and didn't do anythin to see what she'd so. she lingered. her friend had walked off and she was like "ok come to (nameoftown she lives in) and I was like uhhuh..... and she gave me this cute look. she was waiting for me so I wasn't going to dissapoint. "Hey, let's get a coffee or a drink sometime. give me your number!" and I had her call me. as she left she said "see you then!" and she tried to hug me. Now, earlier on by the bar she said "you're so huggy!" so i stopped the kino so at the end I refused to give her one and she said "ha, whatever, you wanna kiss me!" and i was like "naah! get outta here!" so she walked out.

can you guess what i did next?

yeah - i waited till she was outside, then i ran up behind her and LIFTED her off the ground with a massive hug as she screamed in terror. ahhaha. then i grabbed her head, gave her a big kiss on the face and ran off. I heard her yell "you scared me!!"

we get some food and i see her passing with her friend (and their other friend they'd met) and i slapped her ass as she went by. she turned around "fuck o....oh!" hehe....

anyways we hit this other bar and this smoking hot girl and her friend are walking by. i do it Dr. Yen syle and grab her "You are fucking gorgeous!" and immediatly i've got hook point. i didn't have to do sHIT else - I already had her. amazing. I ran my normal shit which she just loved. i went ballistic when she told me she was single. looking at her friend "he has dead children's bodies in her basement right? come on... what's going on here" .... great. They were going for a smoke and I say "i'll be in here. come find me" and she's like "i will" ... her FRIEND then comes up and says "will you be downstairs?" and i say "sure" and grab my friend and go downstairs. we hung around there for a bit and saw them come down. i see they are there with 2 guys. fuck. well, i go in anyways and just start talkin to her. i'm like "you're making this hard on me, you've got the competition sitting behing you!" and she's like "no these are my friends" and the guys go for a smoke. couple minutes of banter i'm like "ok well i'll be next door but if i don't see you give me your number and i'll give you a call sometime" and she is happy to oblige. this girl was fuckin hot also. maaaaaaaan i've been avoiding it but i may just start takin pics and stickin them on this blog.

then we went to this other party that sucked ... i figured it out before we went in so we avoided paying the cover and then snuck into this frat party because my friend knew a student who was also a comic. he said we could get in trouble if we were discovered. the chicks were in some cases hot but mainly not. the guys were all fucking hammered. like amazingly totally hammered. it was like being right back in london ,haha. some drunk guy heard us speaking english on the way out and said we could get in trouble if certain people found out we were there. take a fucking chill pill it's a party. i mean, wtf? i don't think there were enough sober guys in the place to being to take down the two of us frankly. i reckon i could take 3/4 hammered dudes out if it came down to it. i got a yellow belt in karate after all...

anyways i'm back on it. it's all good. i'll be fucking in a week or two. game is easy!! i don't know what i was moaning about 2 days ago. moan moan moan like a little bitch

oh i'm commitin to finishing reading 3 e books i started and watching johnny soporno's vids...

read almost half of gunwitch so far. some good stuff at the start

then gotta read my buddy ace pua's e book, and sin's e book. these guys are my friends and i haven't read their fucking books!! (well i don't know gunwitch but i heard it's good)

i'll let u guys know what i think when i finish!!

oh i texted the girl from the street set and she insta replied...

oh i almost forgot. i filmed some vids of me - one street sarge and just me talking game being goofy. this blog is farily anonymous with no pics - i'm debating whether to including vids on here and shit? i guess i should - they'll be going on you tube. what am i worried about, exactly??

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

quit bitching and post the pictures