Thursday 6 November 2008

nov 5th, stripper game in Toronto!

Nov 5th
Flying away tomorrow to Amsterdam
Had dinner with some friends and then we went to the bestest strip club in Toronto – the brass rail! Yes there were some hot ass girls

I opened maybe 4. spoke to this one girl for maybe 5 mins. Great face, stunning body and abs (but small breasts) … She was hot as FUCK. I opened her with something so perfect and powerful that I came up with it absolutely blew her away. I’m afraid I’m putting that in my “personal collection” for students only. It’s THAT good. But for those of you who read my blog I’m sure you can imagine what it was. Heheh … I BLAMED her for fucking up my night and walked off, turning back at the last second to ask her name. After that is was pretty on. We had a really good chat and she said she wanted to hang out… offered her # and I said “facebook me girl, I’m off to Amsterdam!”

This other one I kind of implemented a concept my mate dave told me ages ago which now I’ve heard taught elsewhere – where you just have a small interaction with the girl first. In my case, I said something funny to her and walked off. It’s great cuz you’re offering value and you’re not asking for anything at all. So you walk off and they’re like “wow, he’s cool!” … I’ve done this before and forgotten about it, but it’s great. Also you don’t’ have to worry about a “follow up” … you just say your piece and move on. Then when you re-open you kind of know them a bit or have had an interaction. Adam Lyons teaches this also where he gets you to go around and just meet everyone in the club and remember their name. then later when you re open them with “hey jenny, how’s it going?” it’s like a warm approach. You know their name…you’re in…. It’s great stuff! Anyways, this song was playing where the lyric is “she’s a MAN EATER… “ you know the one. Well I made eye contact right then, so I said to her “wow, we made eye contact right where she said “you’re a man eater!” … that’s a sign! (wink) and just kept walking. Few minutes later when I opened her she was already all smiles. Had my general fun banter. Then I told her she’s fucking hot and she avoided the BF routine. She said she messes around with a couple of girls that are there. I asked if they ever throw a man in the mix. She said yes. I said I’d love to fuck her … she asked when I’m leaving town and I said tomorrow. “it’s gotta be tonight baby!” I give her my number. the bouncer yells at us for blocking the isle and I bid her farewell.

God talkint to strippers is easy cuz they are fucking bored. And most guys in there really have no game. Some girl was trying to get me to get dances from her and I said “I don’t need to, I have game, baby” and she actually said “if you had game you wouldn’t be in here!” … OUCH!! I said “meh, I’m here supporting a friend.” … anyways…. I think strippers should be easier to fuck. They’re clearly sexually liberated. I’m going to try and master stripper game. I’m going to go to strip clubs once per week … I think I could really get good at it: anyone could. And I know think it would take that long, either!

Also I had a chat with the stripped that I almost had a 3 some with, in the late 90’s with Mystery. Man she loves ripping into him. I learned more shit about him. She fucking really hates his guts, lol. I’m not going to put that on here but wow. Fucking amazing. She couldn’t believe it when I told her what he’s up to now. I’ve just emailed her his ebook etc and info about his show. She’ll shit herself, I’m sure.

Anywho it was fun. Strippers really are just normal soulless girls trying to earn some coin. Kidding. Only half of them are soulless. Basically u can tell in about a minute if you can steer the conversation away from lapdances and have a real chat with her. if she JUST wants your money, move on to the next one. Also, the really hot ones are always super busy doing dances in the back, you don’t even see them. So if you DO see a super hot one, open her RIGHT away. Don’t hesitate as you may not see her for the rest of the night! I’ve developed some great fucking lines for strippers. Gonna keep working on them.

Why do I even wanna bang strippers? Who cares? Is it an ego thing? Maybe. Probably. But I don’t care. They’re hot and their naked up there strutting their stuff and I wanna be able to just fuck the shit out of them. Is that so bad?

Mmmmmm …. Belly buttons…. (homer simpson drooling sound….)

Off to Amsterdam tomorrow! Bye bye Canada!!! Can’t wait!!!!

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