i only left my flat to get some vick's "first response" and vitamin C cuz i'm getting sick
spoke to one hot black girl who loved me but just got back with her BF
she actually said "shame i didn't meet you a couple of months ago when i was single!"
shame indeed...
anyways,
italian girl hb8 ... she's about to light a cigarette so i come up and just start listing off the dangers of it. was quite funny when i got to "erectile dysfunction" ..... "come on baby, think about your future wife!" (lean in) ... oh ...sorry.... you're a girl, haha"
i tell her i hate smokers and she's adorable but we could never date because she smokes (false disqualifier)
fluff talk, she been over 6 months. no boyfriend here, left her boyfriend in italy. i bust on her for being a player and claiming not to have a boyfriend
i tell her she has a sexy lips! she's always turns away when i compliment her
anywho i say "listen, where you going? are you breaking up with me? you can't break up with me, we haven't even gone on a date yet!"
chat some more. i get her number (tell her i'm throwing a party and she should come)
i tell her i need a nickname for her to remember her cuz i have other italian girls in my phone.. she's like "really?"
i tell her, her nickname will be "smoking" because she's smoking hot and she was about to smoke when i met her"
she says "i'm not smoking"
i say "you're alright" (hand gesture)
she tries to walk away but i can tell she can't do it.... it's like... she knows it's on and is actually trying to pull her self away. why do they do that? they love you, but they are walking away. i'm still trying to figure that out
then just for fun i decide to do one of my funny kiss closes
"hey! what's that over there??" she turns her head to look. as she turns back
SMACK! right on the lips!!
she's completely shocked! "OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE CRAZY!! YOU'RE REALLY CRAZY!!" and she starts chasing after me
"give me your phone!" ... i'm like "no!"
"you're crazy! don't call me!!" as she runs off
she still wants me to call
hehehe you should have seen the look on her face. priceless!!
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